The odds have built up of the chance you're going down, 赔率已经建立了你一起走下去的机会，

'Cos you're looking pretty guilty in the court of the crown, “因为你正在寻找漂亮的有罪之冠告上法庭，

And my friend's getting eager to complete this mission, 和我的朋友的越来越急于完成这个使命，

It's better all round just to sign the confession. 这是更好地全面刚刚签署的表白。

Doesn't matter if you're innocent or guilty as hell, 如果你是无辜或有罪的地狱无所谓，

My friend's got a feeling that you're feeling unwell, 我的朋友的得了那你感觉不舒服的感觉，

Who cares about the truth, the truth's there to bend, 谁在乎真相，真理的存在弯曲，

Do as I say I'm your only friend. 照我说我是你唯一的朋友。

The wicked step father that took a step farther, 恶人步父亲走了一步往前走，

Played the patron saint in his shining armour, 玩过的守护神在他的金甲，

With his sword of power and shield to protect you, 用他的剑力量和盾牌来保护你的，

Tongue hanging out 'cos he's going to get you. 舌头挂出因为他要得到你。

You know I want to hug you, you know I want to kiss you, 你知道，我想抱抱你，你知道我想吻你，

I't's your dear old pop and you know I really miss you, It是你的亲爱的老流行，你知道，我真的好想你，

In the pantomime of life look out he's behind you, 在生命的童话剧看的出来他是在你身后，

Says no I'm just here to remind you. 说：不，我只是在这里要提醒大家。

   

Best friend I'm all that you've got, 最好的朋友，我认为你已经得到了所有，

Pretend best friend if you like it or not, 假装最好的朋友，如果你喜欢还是不喜欢，

Pretend best friend so don't talk to them, 假装最好的朋友，所以不要和他们说话，

You've got to talk to me 'cos I'm your best friend. 你要和我说话因为我是你最好的朋友。

   

Call yourself a friend, 叫自己的朋友，

That drives me round the bend, 这使我拐弯，

You call me when you like, 你给我打电话的时候你喜欢，

And call me what you like. 和你喜欢什么给我打电话。

   

Was it the father or the son or the holy ghost, 是不是父亲或儿子或圣灵，

The butler in the kitchen or the gameshow host, 在厨房或智力竞赛节目主持人的管家，

The policeman on the corner who'll show you the way, 街角的警察谁带你去的方式，

The geezer with a beard comes on Xmas day. 有胡须的奇特亮起圣诞的日子。

Could be your mother or your father or your sister or your brother, 可能是你的母亲，你的父亲或你的姐妹或者你的兄弟，

Doesn't matter who it is they'll say there ain't no other, 不要紧，这是他们会说，没有任何其他的谁，

Might never see 'em or you meet them every day, 也许从来没有看见他们或你每天见到他们，

But who gives a damn when you hear them say. 但是，谁给一个该死的，当你听到他们说。

   

Best friend I'm all that you've got, 最好的朋友，我认为你已经得到了所有，

Pretend best friend if you like it or not, 假装最好的朋友，如果你喜欢还是不喜欢，

Pretend best friend so don't talk to them, 假装最好的朋友，所以不要和他们说话，

You've got to talk to me 'cos I'm your best friend. 你要和我说话因为我是你最好的朋友。