Vegan living, so healthy and clean 素食主义者的生活，让健康和清洁

So much brown rice, so many mung beans 这么多的糙米饭，这么多的绿豆

And no meat, not one bite of meat 肉，无肉，不可一咬

Juicy meat, succulent meat. 多汁的肉，肉质鲜美。

   

Instead I get, gluten and sea weed stew. 相反，我得到的，面筋和海苔炖。

Rice milk and lentils and fuckin tofu 米浆和扁豆和豆腐娘

I respect every creature from horsefly to cow. 我每天动物的尊重虻可牛。

I’d blow a goat for some bacon right now 我吹一只羊一些腊肉，现在

Yeah I’d blow a goat for some bacon, right now 是的，我会炸掉一只公山羊为一些腊肉，现在

   

You eat your southern fried chicken 你吃你的南方炸鸡

And I’ll just have fruit 我只好果

How’s that T-bone? 是如何形成的T骨？

No really, it’s cool 没有真的，这很酷

I’ll just chew on this turnip root 我就啃这根萝卜

With a couple chick peas 一对夫妇鹰嘴豆

Kill me please 杀了我吧

   

I’m tired of hummus 我累了豆沙的

And bulgur wheat 和干小麦小麦

Tofurkey tofuck yourself Tofurkey tofuck自己

I want some meat 我想要一些肉

I respect every creature the birds and the bees 我尊重每一个动物的鸟类和蜜蜂

Well I’d eat the shit out some Whopper with cheese 嗯，我会吃狗屎奶酪某些弥天大谎

Believe me I’d fuck up that Whopper with cheese 相信我，我他妈的是弥天大谎奶酪

   

(Whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean （哇）苜蓿芽和红豆

A handful of trail mix 少数道上混的

Mmm what a treat 嗯那可太棒了

How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl? 怎么样大豆酸奶在碗里？

I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole 我宁愿吃了流浪汉的混蛋

Yeah I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole 是的，我宁愿吃了流浪汉的混蛋