Some of you may know that the tango, Which is not a very popular dance anymore, Was at one time reputed to be a dance of unbridled passion. Back in the old days when it wasn't so easy to get your rocks off, When it was hard to make contact with a member of the opposite camp And you had to resort to things like dancing close together And going hey... 你们有些人可能知道，探戈，这是不是一个非常流行的舞蹈了，是在同一时间被誉为是肆无忌惮的激情舞蹈。早在当它是不那么容易让你的石头了，当它是很难做出的对立阵营中的一员接触，你不得不求助于之类的东西跳舞并拢，将好端端的时光......

   

Those were the days. Well those days are probably gone forever, I don't know, Unless Nixon is going to bring them back a little bit later. But we have this very special highly evolved permutated tango. It's actually a perverted tango. By the time... Yes, it's so perverted! This is the Be-Bop Tango, A special entertainment event that includes choreography a little bit later, so watch out folks... 那些日子。以及那些日子可能一去不复返了，我不知道，除非尼克松打算以后把他们带回一点点。但是，我们有这个非常特殊的高度进化置换的探戈。它实际上是一个变态的探戈。到时候......是的，它是如此的变态！这是的BE -BOP探戈，一种特殊的娱乐事件，其中包括舞蹈有点晚，所以看出来的乡亲......

   

You can turn on the big lights, we may need 'em. You know, the ones in the audience. Heh heh. Okay, 're you ready? Not too fast now 'cause I wanna get the right notes on the tape 'N' this, this has to be the one. This has to be the one with all the right notes on it. Okay, 're you ready? This is a hard one to play. One two three four... 您可以打开大灯，我们可能需要他们。你知道，那些在台下。嘿嘿。好吧， 再你准备好了吗？不要太快，现在因为我想获得在磁带上了正确的音符“N”这个，这个必须是一个。这必须是一个与它所有的票据权利。好吧， 再你准备好了吗？这是一个很难打一处来。一一二三四......

   

The cowbell as a symbol of unbridled passion, ladies and gentlemen. 该牛铃作为放纵的激情，女士们，先生们的象征。

   

Now, as you might have noticed, Bruce Fowler has just completed some sort of trombone solo, Based on the-ah, idea of an evolved tango-event. Bruce has also prepared for you a demonstration of a dance That he hopes will sweep the ocean right after the Mud Shark did. Bruce is now warming up the important muscles of the body, In preparation...in preparation for the real live Be-Bop Tango Which we're gonna demonstrate. Napoleon will assist him. Napoleon just put your horn down, Just relax, Put your head back, Here comes the drill. Okay, heh heh heh, you know what I'm talkin' about? Okay. 现在，你可能已经注意到，布鲁斯·福勒刚刚完成某种长号独奏的基础上，啊，思想演进的探戈事件。布鲁斯还为您准备了示范舞蹈的，他希望将席卷海洋中的鲨鱼泥做之后。布鲁斯正在升温身体的重要肌肉，在准备...准备在活生生的被波普探戈其中我们要去证明。拿破仑将协助他。拿破仑只是把你的号角下，只要放松，把你的头向后仰，来了演练。好了，嘿嘿嘿，你知道我说的什么？好。

   

This is sort of like jazz in it's own peculiar way. Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny! Okay, let's go! Yeah man, jazz man, you know what I mean? This is Be-Bop, Even though you think it doesn't sound like that. Be-Bop! Now, as you might have noticed, Some of you with a musical education Can tell that the notes that George just sang when he went: "This is Be-Bop, even though you think it doesn't sound like that", Is actually a sort of a twisted form of the theme of the tango itself Which will get even more depraved as the number goes on. George will now attempt to dismember that melody, Play it and sing it at the same time while... Tu-dup. Hey, that's the way! While we sort of dance to it. Okay, try it George. Tu-dup, tu-dee... Oh yeah! As I was saying. Now, what we'd like to do at this point Is get some volunteers from the audience to... I know you will, oh God you will... We need some...heh heh heh... Now, as a matter of fact you did, didn't you... No, we wanna have some people who've never tried it bef 这有点像爵士在它自己的特殊方式。爵士并没有死，它只是闻起来好笑！好了，我们走吧！是男人，爵士的人，你明白我的意思吗？这是BE-防喷器，即使你认为它听起来不像是。 BE-波普！现在，你可能已经注意到，你们有些人与音乐教育可以告诉大家，乔治只是唱他去的时候说明： “这是BE-防喷器，即使你觉得它听起来并不像”，其实一种探戈本身数量的推移，这将让更多的堕落主题的扭曲形式。乔治现在将试图肢解的旋律，发挥它唱它在同一时间，同时...涂DUP 。嘿，就是这样！虽然我们那种跳舞吧。好吧，试试乔治。涂DUP ， TU-嘀嘀......噢！正如我说的话。现在，我们想要做的，在这一点上获得一些志愿者从观众......我知道你会的，哦，上帝，你将......我们需要一些...嘿嘿嘿...现在，作为其实你做的事，你不......不，我们想有一些人谁从来没有尝试过BEF

ore, Who've never even thought of trying it before. A boy, a girl, preferably who like each other, Who would like to come up here and attempt to dance to what George sings. Do we have anybody who is...you're one. 矿，谁也从来没有想到过尝试它。一个男孩，一个女孩，最好谁喜欢对方，谁愿意来这里，并尝试跳舞什么乔治唱。我们是否有任何人谁是......你的。

   

Okay, what's your name? 好吧，你叫什么名字？

   

Carl. 卡尔。

   

Your name is Carl? Please Carl step on to the stage. Pleased to meet you Carl. Alright. Okay? Let's see-ah, is there anybody in the, in the back? Where...oh-oh, hey! What's your name? 你的名字是卡尔？请卡尔踏上了舞台。很高兴见到你卡尔。好吧。好？让我们看看啊，有没有人在，在后面？其中...哦，哦，嘿嘿！你叫什么名字？

   

Rick. 里克。

   

Rick, and? 里克和？

   

Jane. 简。

   

Rick and Jane and Carl! Alright, here's how it works: There's a beat going on like this; That's a pedestrian beat. You don't dance to that beat, You dance to what George sings, okay? The little ones, okay? The little quick ones, okay? Ready? George, make them dance! 里克和简和卡尔！好吧，这里是如何工作的：有一个拍子要像这样;这是一行人拍。你不跳舞的节拍，你跳一下乔治唱，好吗？小家伙们，好不好？小快的人，好吗？准备好了吗？乔治，让他们跳舞！

   

Dup. No no Rick, you're too reserved. Ready? Give it to 'em George! Tu-dup, tu-dup pu-dee-da... No no, come on now, loosen up. Listen, encourage them! When it... Ah! Okay! Alright, one more time: dance! DUP 。不，不里克，你太保留。准备好了吗？把它给时间乔治！涂DUP ， TU- dup的PU-嘀嘀达......不，不，别这样了，放松了。听，鼓励他们！当它...啊！好！好吧，再来一次：跳舞！

   

Tu-dup, du-dee-da... Let's study this phenomenon. Tu-duppy-dup-pu-dee-da... Now look, Rick and Jane and Carl, You're, you're wonderful but you're just too reserved. I still can... I know you will, maybe in a minute. Okay, I'll t-tell you what: Go back to your seats and we'll bring up the next batch. Okay? Carl, Rick and Jane! Alright, you wanna try...? 涂DUP ， DU-嘀嘀达...让我们来研究这一现象。 TU- duppy - DUP- PU-嘀嘀达......现在来看，瑞克和简和卡尔，你是，你是美妙的，但你只是太保留。我还可以......我知道你会的，也许在一分钟内。好吧，我的T告诉你：回到你的座位，我们将造就下一批。好？卡尔，里克和简！好吧，你想尝试...？

   

Anything you say Frank! 什么你说谢了！

   

Oh my God! Alright, you're name is Lana, right? Lana dance! 哦，我的上帝！好吧，你的名字是拉娜，对不对？拉娜的舞蹈！

   

Du-dup-dee-dup... Now that's more like it. Du-dup-dee-dup... Lana, you're so good we have to bring up some other people to assist you. Brenda, imported from Edward's Air Force Base, where she... Ladies and gentlemen, Brenda... Brenda is a professional harlot And she just got finished stripping for a bunch of guys at Edward's Air Force Base, And she made it down here in time for the show. Two hours of taking it off for the boys in the car, really good. Okay. Heh. Brenda, Brenda has a lovely assistant named Carl, Or Robert James Davis if you prefer. Herb Cohen, ladies and gentlemen! Okay, dance! 杜DUP-迪伊DUP ......现在，这是更喜欢它。杜DUP-迪伊DUP ...拉娜，你这么好，我们都提出了一些其他人来帮助你。布伦达，从爱德华空军基地，在那里她......女士们，先生们，布伦达......布兰达是一个专业的淫妇，她刚刚完成了剥离，在爱德华空军基地的一帮家伙，她在这里做下来进口在时间显示。两个小时的取下来的男孩在车上，真的很不错。好。嘿。布兰达，布兰达有一个名为卡尔，或者罗伯特·詹姆斯·戴维斯，如果你喜欢可爱的助手。赫伯·科恩，女士们，先生们！好吧，舞蹈！

   

Du-du-dip... You're still too adagio, I keep telling you! Du-dup-du-dee-da... Turn on the bubble machine! Dup-dee-da, dup-dee-da... God, is that a cheap bubble-machine! Bow, du-du-du-du-du-da... Ladies and gentlemen: Don's ex-wife! Ladies and gentlemen, You're probably sitting in your chairs, Saying to yourselves: I could do that. And of course you can! And now is your big chance! All you have to do, The first step is easy, All you gotta do is stand up. Go ahead, just stand up. There you go, you are standing up. Yes, some of you are not standing up But you won't have as much fun as the ones who are standing up. Okay, turn on the big lights so everybody can see what's going on. Yes, very many of you are standing up. Okay, link your mind with the mind of George Duke! And when... 杜笃浸...你还是太慢板，我一直告诉你！杜DUP- DU-嘀嘀达...打开泡泡机上！ DUP-嘀嘀达， DUP-嘀嘀达......上帝，这是一个廉价的泡泡机！弓， DU- DU- DU- DU- DU- DA ......女士们，先生们：唐的前妻！女士们，先生们，你可能坐在你的椅子，说给自己：我能做到这一点。当然，你也可以！现在是你的大好机会！所有您需要做的，第一步是容易的，所有你必须​​做的就是站起来。来吧，站起来。你去那里，你站起来。是的，有些人不站起来，但你不会有尽可能多的乐趣，那些谁是站了起来。好吧，打开大灯所以大家可以看到发生了什么事情。是的，很很多人都站了起来。好吧，连结你的心与乔治公爵的心！而当...

   

Du-dup... That's it! When he plays those funny fast little notes, Twitch around and have a good time with the Be-Bop Tango, Let's try it! Anything you wanna do is alright. You gotta do anything you wanna do, it's alright. Yes you got to know you came to the right place, tonight. (Give me some of that wine now). As you might have guessed, ladies and gentlemen, This is the end of our concert. We like to thank you ver... Wanna thank you very much for coming. Hope you had a good time. Bruce Fowler on trombone, Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor sax and lead vocals, Ruth Underwood on percussion, Ralph Humphrey on drums, Chester Thompson on drums, Tom Fowler on bass And George Duke on the keyboards. Thank you very much. Alright, alright... 杜DUP ......这就是它！当他扮演的那些有趣的快一点笔记，抽搐各地，并与的BE -BOP探戈的好时机，让我们来试试吧！任何你想做的事是好的。你要做什么你想做的事，这是正常的。是的，你必须知道你来对地方了，今晚。 （给我一些酒了） 。正如你可能已经猜到了，女士们，先生们，这就是我们的演唱会结束。我们喜欢版本谢谢你......想感谢你的光临。希望你有一个美好的时光。在布鲁斯·福勒在长号，拿破仑·墨菲布洛克高音萨克斯和声乐，露丝·安德伍德上敲击，拉尔夫·汉弗莱鼓，切斯特·汤普森鼓，汤姆·福勒在低音和乔治·杜克的键盘。非常感谢。好吧，好吧......