It would appear that male pattern 这样看来，男性型

baldness has set in 秃头的设立

his hair, at an alarming pace 他的头发，以惊人的速度

running away from his face 跑离他的脸

he's losing his virility 他失去了他的男子气概

and now his masculinity 现在他的阳刚之气

has been compromised 已泄露

and his libido down-sized 和他的性欲下降大

   

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh 不是为了我，不是为了我，不是为了我，嗯，嗯

not for me, not for me, heaven forbid 不是为了我，不是为了我，但愿

it's not for me you understand 这不是我你明白

   

Bald, slap headed and hairless 光头，拍击为首无毛

bald he is destined to be 秃头，他注定是

bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me. 光头，今晚也感谢上帝，它是不是我了。

   

From what I have been reading 从我一直在读

his scalp needs kneading 他的头皮需要揉

to stimulate each follicle 激发每个毛囊

and reverse this diabolical 而扭转这种恶魔

condition that's afflicted he 这是困扰他的条件

for years and has cruelly 多年来，拥有残酷

repulsed each potential mate 击退每一个潜在的伴侣

and left him with a balding pate 而给他留下了秃顶的脑袋

   

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh 不是为了我，不是为了我，不是为了我，嗯，嗯

not for me, not for me, heaven forbid 不是为了我，不是为了我，但愿

it's not for me you understand 这不是我你明白

   

Bald, slap headed and hairless 光头，拍击为首无毛

bald he is destined to be 秃头，他注定是

bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me. 光头，今晚也感谢上帝，它是不是我了。

   

Sock it to me baby, yeah! 这袜子我的孩子，是啊！

   

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh 不是为了我，不是为了我，不是为了我，嗯，嗯

not for me, not for me, heaven forbid 不是为了我，不是为了我，但愿

it's not for me you understand 这不是我你明白

   

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh 不是为了我，不是为了我，不是为了我，嗯，嗯

not for me, not for me, heaven forbid 不是为了我，不是为了我，但愿

it's not for me you understand 这不是我你明白

   

Bald, slap headed and hairless 光头，拍击为首无毛

bald he is destined to be 秃头，他注定是

bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me. 光头，今晚也感谢上帝，它是不是我了。

Thank God! 感谢上帝！

   

Bald, slap headed and hairless 光头，拍击为首无毛

bald he is destined to be 秃头，他注定是

bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me. 光头，今晚也感谢上帝，它是不是我了。

How? 怎么样？