鸟窝

You and your friends decided to help with fundraising for a local charity group by printing t-shirts and making birdhouses.

你和你的朋友决定募捐帮助当地慈善团体印制T恤和制造鸟窝。

Scenario 1: One of your friends, Gina, can print 5 t-shirts or build 3 birdhouses an hour.

方案1：你的一个朋友吉娜每小时可以印制5件T恤或建造3个鸟窝。

Your other friend, Mike, can print 3 t-shirts an hour or build 2 birdhouses an hour.

你其他朋友迈克，每小时可以印制3件T恤或建造2个鸟窝。

He built artificial nest sites -- sort of underground birdhouses.

他建立了人工巢穴——一种地下鸟窝。

While Gina would have the absolute advantage in printing shirts, Mike would have an absolute advantage in building birdhouses.

吉娜在印制T恤方面拥有绝对优势，与此同时迈克在建造鸟窝方面拥有绝对优势。

Mike on the other hand takes woodworking and so he can build 5 birdhouses an hour, but he doesn't know the first thing about making t-shirts so he can only print 2 t-shirts an hour.

另一方面迈克上过木工课程，每小时可以建造5个鸟窝，但是他不懂得印制T恤，所以每小时只能印制2件T恤。

Wanking and dildoes.

其中涉及女性身体私处的双关词汇短语概有180种以上，包括&玫瑰&、&指环&、&花园&、&鸟窝&、&水井&、&O&和&Spain&等等让人摸得着头脑和根本摸不着头脑的各种说法。

I just like this, gray-green of the trunk, the branches with a one nest, weeds gone, and trees may be more than a small bar in hiding!

我就是喜欢这样，灰绿的树干，树枝间有着一个个鸟窝，杂草没有了，可能是和树一比太小，躲起来了吧！

Scenario 2: Suppose Gina wasn't as agile with the hammer and could only make 1 birdhouse an hour, but she took a sewing class and could print 10 t-shirts an hour.

方案2：假设吉娜使用锤子不够敏捷，并且一小时只能建造一个鸟窝。但是她上过缝纫课程，每小时可以印制10件T恤。

We watched mother Mourning Dove as she came and left again and again with tiny twigs and bits of yard nature - preparing a cozy bed for her little-ones-to-be.

一天早上， Ed 去上班，当他向窗外望的时候，看到一个草草搭在一起的鸟窝在我们家空调外置机的架子上。

With Death guitarist Schuldiner adopting vocal duties, the band made a major impact on the scene.

随着死亡的吉他手Schuldiner接受主唱的职务，乐队在现实中树立了重要的影响。

But he could still end up breakfasting on Swiss-government issue muesli because all six are accused of nicking around 45 million pounds they should have paid to FIFA.

不过他最后仍有可能沦为瑞士政府&议事餐桌&上的一道早餐，因为这所有六个人都被指控把本应支付给国际足联的大约4500万英镑骗了个精光。