驴子

When they arrived at the same stream as before, the ass was at his old tricks again, and rolled himself into the water; but the sponges becoming thoroughly wet, he found, to his cost, as he proceeded homeward, that instead of lightering his burden, he had more than doubled its weight.

他们来到同一条河，驴子又想耍老把戏，跌入水中；但是，他没料到，海绵吸足了水，让他在回家途中，背上的担子不但没有变轻，反而加倍地沉重。

But they did not open the gate, so he took his lute and began to play it most beautifully with his two front feet. That opened the gatekeeper's eyes, and he ran to the king, saying,"A little donkey is sitting outside the gate playing the lute as good as an accomplished master."

国王说。当那驴儿一进来，所有的人都称讚起这位弹琴的来，他们让他坐下来和仆人一块儿吃饭，他却很不乐意，说：&我可不是头普通的驴子，我可是位贵族。&

The Ottomans then declared war on France, but were defeated by Napoleon in Egypt.

在远征中拿破仑曾下达过一条著名的指令：&让驴子和学者走在队伍中间。&

The Farmer's servants rushed up with sticks and pitchforks and soon taught the Ass that clumsy jesting is no joke.

农夫的仆人冲了用棍子和干草叉和很快教了驴子笨拙说笑话是没有笑话。

Tongues mix, fingers go into wet pussies and dildos penetrate hard into pussies and ass.

舌头组合，手指进入湿pussies和dildos渗透很难进入pussies和驴子。

Then,to everyone's amazement,he quieted down.

但出人意料的是，一会儿这头驴子安静了下来。

Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down.

但出人意料的是，一会儿之后这头驴子就安静下来了。

Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down.

不多时，使大家惊愕的是，井中的那头驴子居然平静了下来。

The person who says "I don't have enough time" is very close to reproaching God.

人类回答说：神，我是人类，但20年的寿命实在不够，何不把驴子放弃的30年、狗放弃的15年、及猴子放弃的10年都给我呢？

He is cruel that he slashes the donkey.

他很残忍，用鞭子抽打驴子。

As she looked at Warrington's manly face, and dark, melancholy eyes, she had settled in her mind that he must have been the victim of an unhappy attachment.

每逢看到沃林顿那刚毅的脸，那乌黑、忧郁的眼睛，她便会相信，他一定作过不幸的爱情的受害者。

Maybe they'll disappear into a pothole.

也许他们将在壶穴里消失