荒唐故事

I make this absurd statement to illustrate how absurdly easy and simple the game is.

我讲这个荒唐故事的目的就是为了说明，这种买卖游戏简单得难以置信。

I hope that's just an adsurd fairy-tale, because I like my little toad girlfriend.

我希望它只是个荒唐的童话故事，因为我还是比较喜欢我的癞蛤蟆小女朋友。

His tale sounded to me exactly like a fish story.

我认为他的故事荒唐无比。

"First of all," I said, there was that greatest of all lies, in high places, which the poet told about Uranus , and which was a bad lie too,-- I mean what Hesiod says that Uranus did, and how Cronus retaliated on him.

"首先，"我说，荒唐之极的就是某些高高在上的诗人讲述乌拉诺斯的荒诞故事，也是个未说圆乎的谎，——我是指赫西奥德说乌拉诺斯所做的那些事，还有克洛诺斯又是如何报复他的。

For more than three centuries readers in all countries have been delighted by the adventures of an absurd gentleman named Don Quixote and his squire Sancho Panza.

三个多世纪以来，堂·吉诃德这位荒唐可笑的绅士和他的仆从桑丘·潘沙的冒险故事，一直使世界各国的读者沉浸在喜悦之中。

Frequent use of CGI is made to create the super-colorful, eccentric world the characters inhabit, and the style can take a little getting used to,but once into the show viewers will lose all suspension of disbelief in the sheer glorious ridiculousness of it all.

频繁使用CGI营造出剧中人物居住的这个色彩斑斓，古灵精怪的世界，这种风格刚开始的时候可能需要些时间来适应，但是一旦入戏，观众就会忽略其中的荒唐，再也不会去考虑故事的真实性。

That's the most ridiculous story I've ever heard.

这是我听过的最荒唐的故事。

It satirises New York theatre-land,telling the story of tw o producers w ho w ant to stage a failure for tax reasons;they put on the grotesque "Springtim e for Hitler",only to find it becom es a raging success.

它讽刺了纽约的戏剧界，讲述了两名出于纳税原因想制造票房大败的制片人的故事；他们上演了一出荒唐离谱的《希特勒的春天》，却发现该剧大获成功。

"A wolf, it is said- but here the tale has surely lapsed into the improbable- came up, and smelt of Pearl's robe, and offered his savage head to be pat ted by her hand."

据说--故事叙述到这里确实有些荒唐了--，还有一只狼走上前来，嗅了嗅珠儿的衣服，还把它那野兽的头仰起来让她拍拍。

As a general rule, if we can't imagine it happening to us, we can't imagine that ithappened to you. So just remember, before you post about your 100k+ car, supermodel gf, or ridiculous series of events, make sure you have definitive proof.

作为一条普遍准则，如果我们无法想象那会发生在我们身上，那我们也无法想象会发生在你的身上，所以记好了，在你发布关于你的价值超10W美金的轿车，超级正点的马子，或者一些荒唐离奇故事的时候，确定你有确凿的证据。

In the United States, chronic alcoholism and hepatitis C are the most common ones.

在美国，慢性酒精中毒，肝炎是最常见的。

If you have any questions, you can contact me anytime.

如果有任何问题，你可以随时联系我。