笨蛋

I'm the janitor,you dork!

我是这儿的看门的，你个笨蛋。

I'm the janitor,you dork!

我是看门的，你这个笨蛋。

I show up with my mom I'll just look like a big dork.

我和我妈妈一起出现，会让我看上去像个笨蛋。

I'm the janitor,you dork!

我是来看门的，笨蛋！

For national-security dorks who like to read the Defense Department's 36 arms sale notifications, watching the back-and-forth over weapons sales to Taiwan is pure entertainment.

对于愿意拿国防部36-乙军售案来一看的那些笨蛋们来说，观察来回扯皮的对台军售纯粹是种娱乐。

But yesterday's top companies are often today's dullards.

但是昨天顶面公司经常是今天笨蛋。

Out of the corner of his eye he thought he saw the grizzled sergeant looking at him, so he tilted his chin back and stared straight ahead, thinking about what a favorable comparison he must make to the slouching dullards on watch at the cathedral doors.

从他的眼角，他想他看到带他们进来的那个头发斑白的军官正在看着他，于是他又向里面收起下颏，目光直视前方，想着，和守在大教堂门口的那两个懒散的笨蛋相比，自己这样是多么好的对照。

Teacher: If there are any dumbbells in the room, please stand up.

老师：请教室里的笨蛋站起来。

What's the dumbest thing you ever did?

你做过最笨蛋的事情是什么？

When a true Genius appears in the world, you may know him by the sign, that the Dunces are all in confederacy against him.

一个真正的天才出现于世界，可以根据下列现象来判断，即所有的笨蛋勾结起来反对他。

Breath, muscle contraction of the buttocks; arch body, as far as possible to hold his head, right leg straight towards the ceiling (peg-leg knee in order to avoid muscle tension).

呼气，收缩臀部肌肉；拱起身体，尽量抬起头来，右腿伸直朝向天花板（膝微屈，以避免肌肉紧张）。

The cost of moving grain food products was unchanged from May, but year over year are up 8%.

粮食产品的运输费用与5月份相比没有变化，但却比去年同期高8％。