笑话

Augh at and belong to the joke, but after smiling, we will blush.

笑话归笑话，但笑过之后，我们却会脸红。

Firstly, oscillation between events of imperial and of local interest, the anticipated diamond jubilee of Queen Victoria (born 1820, acceded 1837) and the posticipated opening of the new municipal fish market: secondly, apprehension of opposition from extreme circles on the questions of the respective visits of Their Royal Highnesses the duke and duchess of York and of His Majesty King Brian Boru: thirdly, a conflict between professional etiquette and professional emulation concerning the recent erections of the Grand Lyric Hall on Burgh Quay and the Theatre Royal in Hawkins street: fourthly, distraction resultant from compassion for Nelly Bouverist's non-intellectual, non-political, non-topical expression of countenance and concupiscence caused by Nelly Bouverist's revelations of white articles of non-intellectual, non-political, non-topical underclothing while she was in the articles: fifthly, the difficulties of the selection of appropriate music and humorous allusions from Everybody's Book of Jokes (1000 pages and a laugh in every one): sixthly, the rhymes, homophonous and cacophonous, associated with the names of the new lord mayor, Daniel Tallon, the new high sheriff, Thomas Pile and the new solicitorgeneral, Dunbar Plunket Barton.

123首先，有关皇室与当地的两档子事，歌中究竟写哪一桩，令人难以做出抉择。要么是提前描写维多利亚女王（一八二0 年出生，一八三七年即位）的六十周年大庆；要么是将新修建的市营鱼市开张典礼的日期移后。第二，深恐皇族约克公爵和公爵夫人以及布赖恩。勃鲁国王陛下分别前来访问一事，会招致来自左右两方面的反对。第三，新峻工的伯格码头区的大歌剧厅和霍金斯街的皇家剧场，存在着职业的礼仪与职业的竞争之间的矛盾。第四，由于内莉。布弗里斯特的那种非理性、非政治、不时兴的容貌会引起观众的同情；内莉。布弗里斯特身穿非理性、非政治、不时兴的白色衬衣，当她表演时一旦将衬衣袒露出来，会撩拨观众的情欲，令人担心会使观众神魂颠倒。第五，不论是挑选适当的乐曲还是从《笑话共赏集》（共一千页，每个笑话都令人捧腹）里选一些滑稽的隐喻都是困难的。第六，这首主题歌不论谐不谐音，都与新任市长大人丹尼尔。塔仑、新任行政司法长官托马斯。派尔以及新任副检察长邓巴。普伦凯特。巴顿的姓名有联系。

There," she said, with triumph,"that is just it; the Serpent mentioned that very jest, and called it the First Chestnut, and said it was coeval with the creation.

"对了，"她得意地说，"就是这样的，那条蛇指的就是这个笑话，堪称世上排行第一的大笑话，无聊之极，与创世纪之说并存。"

Don"t crack jokes to the girl, and laugh at them before she does. Wait. You"ll notice that it sometimes takes even 10-15 seconds for a joke to process.

唐的" T裂纹笑话，以该名女童，并嘲笑他们之前，她不等待你"通知当地雇员，它有时甚至需要10-15秒为一个笑话来处理。

I just want to tell you, our war history is super duper glorious. Hand-to-hand battles where your bayonet is blood red, we've fought big and small some thousand times. And now, now we are the crack troop of the full mechanized and armoured forces in China. So nobody cries anymore. Don't let the vetarans laugh at you. Vets love to see the roodies cry actually. I remember I used to cry myself apiece when I joined, and my old company commander laughs at me till now…Oh no, my old commpany commander has left already. When he left I cried again…

我是要告诉你们，咱们团战史老鼻子辉煌，刺刀见红的战，打过得有大小几千次，现在呢，现在也是咱中国全机械全装甲化的王牌部队，所以谁也不兴再哭啦，别让老兵看笑话，老兵可就爱看新兵哭，想想我入伍那时候也是哭个黄河决裂，让老连长一直笑话到现在……不，老连长现在可走啦，他走的时候我可又哭啦……

Joking apart , we really do need a place to meet and talk.

笑话归笑话，我们的确需要一个地方来见面谈谈。

It is worth remembering that in some countries and some eras, being overheard telling or laughing at just one of these jokes could mean you died in a labour camp; there are plenty of jokes about that too.

值得一提的是，在一些国家和某些时期，如果被人偷听到讲述某个这样的笑话或因之而发笑，你可能会死在劳改营里。有大量的笑话也描述了这一情况。

I think you can just be entertained and laugh her off, he said.

我认为娱乐娱乐，笑话笑话她就行了，他说。

In terms of a joke, a non sequitur is a punch line that doesn't relate to the first part of the joke.

谈到笑话时，「non sequitur」就是与笑话开头完全牛马不相干的笑点。

Third, as for the reasons for Unfunny, in addition to "I have read/heard it before"(Option 1),"Compared with what I have read/heard before, this one is nothing special"(Option 2), and "I don't understand it"(Option 3), the reasons in "Others"(Option 4) show 13 characteristics. To be precise, a joke is unfunny when it is too simple or childish, too long or complex, unattractive in itscontent, obscene, offensive, prejudiced or disparaged, it is not stimulating, simply a word play, predictable, old-fashioned, justnot funny, unknown to people who lack the background knowledge of this joke, or when the readers was unable to make connection right away as shown in Joke4.

在探讨笑话为何会「不好笑」的理由中，除了「我听过/读过」(选项 1)、「比起我所听过/读过的，这则笑话一点也不特别」(选项2)、以及「我看不懂」(选项3)外，大部分英语外籍人士和少部分台湾学生在「其他」(选项4)的答案显示出13种原因，包含笑话(1)太简单或幼稚，(2)太长或太复杂，(3)内容不吸引人，(4)内容低俗，(5)有冒犯的意图，(6)有偏见或贬低的意图，(7)没有启发性，(8)只是文字游戏，(9)笑点可预测，(10)老套，(11)就是不觉得好笑，(12)局限於特定背景知识的人才看得懂，或是(13)读者一时无法会意出笑点。

In the negative and interrogative forms, of course, this is identical to the non-emphatic forms.

。但是，在否定句或疑问句里，这种带有"do"的方法表达的效果却没有什么强调的意思。

Go down on one's knees;kneel down

屈膝跪下。。。下跪祈祷