相声

Write a joke using a dialogue form, see your 'Lucky Numbers' hand-out as reference

4，根据课上发下的材料，以'相声'的形式写一个幽默的对话/笑话每人不少于五句话

Forty years later we paid close attention to Japanese film again just because of the film HANA-BI and its director Takeshi Kitano, the famous Japanese cross-talking artiste.

四十年后的今天一部《花火》让人们再次把目光投向日本电影，投向一个相貌平平却一再获奖的相声艺人，他就是北野武。

Features · The number of active dots: 1,456,000 (1.6-inch; 4.1cm in diagonal)· Supports SVGA (804 3 604) and PC981 (804 3 500)· Effective aperture ratio: 70%· Built-in cross talk free and ghost free circuits · High contrast ratio with normally white mode: 150 · Built-in H and V drivers (built-in input level conversion circuit, 5V driving possible)· Up/down and/or right/left inverse display function

特点·积极点数：1456000（1.6英寸；4.1厘米在对角线）·支持的SVGA（804 3 604人）和PC98 * 1（804 3 500）·的有效孔径比：70％·内置在相声自由和自由的幽灵与一般电路·高白模式：150·内置在H和V驱动程序（内置输入电平转换电路，5V的驱动可能）高达·/下和/或右/左逆显示功能

The police sought to make use of lie detector to judge the truthfulness of what the suspect said.

著名相声演员牛群也是一个摄影迷。他的叔叔是一个热心于环境保护的人。

Spring Festival Gala Cartoon Evening has chosen "Humor, Joy and Harmony" as the topic and "making the atmosphere of festival" as aim, we select originative cartoon, including all sorts such as crosstalk, short plays, songs and MTV, song and dance, amuse acrobatic, festival game, festival drama and so on. It will broadcast on Feb.

动画春晚以"幽默、喜庆、和谐"为主题，以"制造节日气氛"为目的，选播原创动画，包括相声类、小品类、笑话类、歌曲MTV类、歌舞类、搞笑杂技类、节日游戏类、节日剧情类等。

This is a great improvement on other virtualization systems that cause considerable listening fatigue over time because of their use of raw and oversimplified crosstalk-cancellation techniques.

这是一个很大的改进等虚拟系统造成听力疲劳使用一段时间后，由于其原料和简单化相声-取消技术。

He had been doing these tours for seventeen summers, so he had the patter down pat.

他一直做这些旅行的17夏天，所以他的胡言乱语相声。

Dating back to the Qin Dynasty, the traditional crosstalk shows have made people all over China roar with laughter for centuries.

传统的相声表演可以追溯到秦朝，已使全中国人笑了千百年了。

Dating back to the Qin Dynasty（221-207 BC）, the traditional crosstalk shows, or xiangsheng shows, have made people all over China roar with laughter for centuries.

传统的相声表演从秦朝（公元前221～207年）开始有，已经让中国人快乐了若干个世纪。

Dating back to the Qin Dynasty (221—207BC), the traditional crosstalk shows, or xiangsheng shows, have made people all over China roar with laughter for centuries.

传统的相声表演可以追溯到秦朝(公元前 221—207 年)，已经使中国人笑了千百年了。

On the other hand, the more important thing is because the urban housing is a kind of heterogeneity products.

另一方面，更重要的是由于城市住房是一种异质性产品。

Climate histogram is the fall that collects place measure calm value, cent serves as cross axle for a few equal interval, the area that the frequency that the value appears according to place is accumulated and becomes will be determined inside each interval, discharge the graph that rise with post, also be called histogram.

气候直方图是将所收集的降水量测定值，分为几个相等的区间作为横轴，并将各区间内所测定值依所出现的次数累积而成的面积，用柱子排起来的图形，也叫做柱状图。