玩笑的

A 70s roller disco cap, a John Howard tracksuit and 80s bluelight disco silver shoes - cmon who are you kidding sportscraft!

一顶70年代的摇滚迪斯科帽子，一套约翰·霍华德式（译者注：现年70岁的前总理）的运动服，和一双80年代的蓝色迪斯科式的银色鞋子——听着， Sportscraft 你在开谁的玩笑呐！

Let the sycophant or the buffoon, the satirist or the good companion, consider with himself, when his body shall be laid in the grave, and his soul pass into another state of existence, how much it will redound to his praise to have it said of him, that no man in England ate better, that he had an admirable talent at turning his friends into ridicule, that nobody outdid him at an ill-natured jest, or that he never went to bed before he had dispatched his third bottle.

让那些趋炎附势之徒，嘻嘻哈哈的混混儿，讽刺人的专家，吃吃喝喝的酒肉朋友，反省一下：当他的躯体埋入坟墓，灵魂进入另一种存在状态之时，别人提起他来，只说全英国再没有别人比他更会吃喝，他那挖苦朋友的本领实在叫人佩服，在开恶毒玩笑方面没有人能够赛得过他，或者他不灌完三瓶酒绝不上床睡觉。

Let the sycophant or the buffoon, the satirist or the good companion, consider with himself, when his body shall be laid in the grave, and his soul pass into another state of existence, how much it will rebound to his praise to have it said of him, that no man in England ate better, that he had an admirable talent at turning his friends into ridicule, that nobody outdid him at an ill-natured jest, or that he never went to bed before he had dispatched his third bottle.

简而言之，该想想我们的所作所为在今生是否是一种荣耀，在来世是否是一种优势。让那些阿谀奉承者、混混小丑们、讽刺专家和酒肉之交们都好好地反思一下：当他的躯体躺进坟墓时，当他的灵魂飘进另一世界时，他以前的所为只会让别人提起他时说：全英格兰没人比他更贪吃、没人比他更会挖苦人、没人比他更会开恶毒的玩笑、没人像他那样每天晚上开完三个酒瓶后才上床。

But unfortunately,I am fail to syncretize your heart,insteading of a dispointment.

曾经苦苦追寻，而当我看不到希望的时候，当我决然转身离开你的时候，还是无法忘记你，然而，这时，上帝给我开了个玩笑，轻轻的你，走进漳州，来到我的身边，给我一个美丽的梦，一个难以忘怀的回忆

From the wretched logo to David Bloody Beckham, it was all a perfect reflection of London and England as they now are: cheap, tatty, shallow, and above all laughing enormously at their own jokes while the rest of the world looks on with contempt.

从讨厌的logo到贝克汉姆，全都给伦敦和英格兰起到了一个很完美的作用影响，那就是我们现在是：低廉，低劣，肤浅，并且当他们还在大笑于自己开的玩笑中的是，其余的全世界都在轻视的看着。

Even the king and the King's Hand, Earl Guthwulf, whose chair was pulled up next to the throne, contributed to the rough jests; Elias sat with a leg up on the arm of the Dragonbone Chair tike a farm lout on a gate.

即使是国王，和国王之手Guthwulf伯爵，后者的椅子在王座旁边，两人也开起了粗俗的玩笑；Elias坐在那里，一只腿挠在龙骨椅的椅臂上，就象是农田里的傻瓜坐在大门上的姿势。

"Aim lower," Ellen DeGeneres joked about her unexalted childhood ambitions, and last night the Oscars did.

"目标订的低一些"， Ellen DeGeneres 开着自己在儿童时期的梦想的玩笑，昨晚的奥斯卡之夜帮她圆了自己的梦。

The inclination to goodness, is imprinted deeply in the nature of man; insomuch, that if it issues not towards men, it will take unto other living creatures; as it is seen in the Turks, a cruel people, who nevertheless are kind to beasts, and give alms, to dogs and birds; insomuch, as Busbechius reporteth, a Christian boy, in Constantinople, had like to have been stoned, for gagging in a waggishness a long-billed fowl.

向善的倾向是在人性中印得很深的；怎样深法？就是如果这种倾向不发向人类，也要及于别的生物的；这可由土耳其人见之，土耳其人是一种残忍的民族，然而他们对待禽兽却很仁慈，并且施舍及于狗只和雀鸟。据布斯拜洽斯底记述，君士坦丁堡有一个基督教青年，因为在玩笑中撑住了一只长喙鸟底嘴的缘故，差一点被人用石头打死了。土耳其人爱物的程度有如此者。

In any case, people have reported seeing a humped "what-is-it" for over 30 years. For a long time the mysterious monster was considered just a joke. But things changed in 1966.Then, some photo experts of the Royal Air Force reported on their study of a film of the "monster". They said that there really is some huge objects in Loch Ness--and it's probably alive!

在相当长的一段时间里，人们只不过把尼斯湖的神秘的动物当作是一个玩笑，但是在1966年这种情况改变了，英国皇家空军研究报告表明：尼斯湖里确实有某种巨大的物体，而且这个物体可能是有生命的！

More than one slippery creature is said to be living in Loch Nessie[1][2]. In any case, people have reported seeing a humped "what-is-it" for over 30 years. For a long time the mysterious monster was considered just a joke. But things changed in 1966.Then, some photo experts of the Royal Air Force[3] reported on their study of a film of the "monster". They said that there really is some huge objects in Loch Ness--and it's probably alive!

在相当长的一段时间里，人们只不过把尼斯湖的神秘的动物当作是一个玩笑，但是在1966年这种情况改变了，英国皇家空军研究报告表明：尼斯湖里确实有某种巨大的物体，而且这个物体可能是有生命的！

Singer Leona Lewis and former Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page emerged as the bus transformed into a grass-covered carnival float, and the pair combined for a rendition of "Whole Lotta Love".

歌手leona刘易斯和前率领的飞艇的吉他手吉米页出现巴士转化为基层所涵盖的嘉年华花车，和一双合并为一移交&整个lotta爱&。

This is Kate, and that's Erin.

这是凯特，那个是爱朗。