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And so I think what a miracle it would be if this miracle which man attends eternally should turn out to be nothing more than these two enormous turds which the faithful disciple dropped in the bidet. What if at the last moment, when the banquet table is set and the cymbals clash, there should appear suddenly, and wholly without warning, a silver platter on which even the blind could see that there is nothing more, and nothing less, than two enormous lumps of shit. That, I believe would be more miraculous than anything which man has looked forward to.

于是我想到，假如这个人类永远朝思暮想的奇迹原来什么也不是，只是甘地的这位忠实弟子在坐浴盆里拉的两截粗粗的大便，那将是怎样的一个奇迹埃假如在宴会桌已摆好，吃饭的铃声已响起了最后一刹那，在事先并没有告知大家的情况下一只大银盘突然端上来，连瞎于也可以看到上面不偏不倚、不歪不斜地摆着两截粗粗的大便-我认为这才是最叫人惊叹不已的奇迹，比人们盼望的任何奇迹更刺激。

Also, the conversion between counteracting force and deflection of the bridge is achieved. The study analyzes on the characteristics of the beams" stress and deformation and gets the beams" vertical fiexture stress and deflection, their rigidity rotation stress and lateral inner force caused by the beams distribution of load.

通过实测结果，得到了桥梁的支反力与挠度，箱梁桥的受力特点：包括纵向弯曲产生的竖向变位，畸变角及由畸变产生的隔板横向弯曲应力，纵向弯曲应力及箱形梁的剪力滞现象及影响因素，箱梁桥刚性转动效应和截面的歪扭情况，箱形梁在局部荷载作用的横向内力，桥面板的有效工作宽度，荷载的横向分配分析。

The feeble fingers were never idle,and one of her pleasures was to make little things for the school children daily passing to and fro, to drop a pair of mittens from her window for a pair of purple hands, a needlebook for some small mother of many dolls, penwipers for young penmen toiling through forests of pothooks, scrapbooks for picture-loving eyes, and all manner of pleasant devices,till the reluctant climbers of the ladder of learning found their way strewn with flower, as it were, and came to regard the gentle giver as a sort of fairy godmother, who sat above there, and showered down gifts miraculously suited to their tastes and needs.

她那虚弱的手指从未有闲着，她的乐事之一便是为每天从屋旁经过的学童们制作小东西－－在窗口放一双手套，这是为冻紫的手准备的；放个针线包，给某位拥有许多玩具娃娃的小母亲；放一些拭笔布，给那些在歪七竖八的笔划丛林里辛勤劳作的小书法家们；放一些剪贴薄，给那些喜欢画画的孩子们；还有各种各样令人愉快的小玩意，直到那些极不情愿攀登学问阶梯的孩子们发现，他们前进的道路上布满了鲜花。这时他们把那亲切的馈赠者看作是童话中的仙女。她坐在那上边的屋子里，给他们抛投各种奇迹般契合他们品味和需要的礼物。

I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else But you I will find my nitch in your car With my mp3 DVD rumple-packed guitar I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else But you Du du du du du du dudu Du du du du du du dudu Du du du du du du dudu du Up up down down left right left right B A start Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else But you You are always trying to keep it real I'm in love with how you feel I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else But you We both have shiny happy fits of rage You want more fans, I want more stage I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else But you Don Quixote was a steel driving man My name is Adam I'm your biggest fan I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else But you Squinched up your face and did a dance You shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else But you Du du du du du du dudu Du du du du du du dudu Du du du du du du dudu du But you

我不搞清任何人所能在其他任何人但是你中注意到的我将发现我的nitch在你的小汽车中我不和我的mp3 DVD皱纹-挤满的吉他有关搞清任何人所能在其他任何人但是你中注意到的 Du dudu dudu dududu Dudu dudu dudu duduDu dudu dudu dududu du 是沿着沿着顺而下顺左边权利而下仅仅因为我们使用骗人的东西，左边正确B一出发不意味着我们是不我不在中搞清任何人所能注意到的刺痛其他任何人但是你你是总是设法使它保持真正我是爱你怎样感到我不搞清任何人所能在其他任何人但是你中注意到的我们在两方面同样地富人暴怒的你更多想要的有光泽愉快合身扇，我想要更多舞台我不搞清任何人所能在其他任何人但是你中注意到的&堂吉诃德&是一钢是驱动男人我的名字是亚当我你的我不看见的最大扇子是在任何人所能看见其他任何人但是你的中沿着你的脸扭歪有一点和跳你摇动的舞粪块从出来你的裤子的底部我不搞清任何人所能在其他任何人但是你中注意到的 Du dudu dudu dududu Dudu dudu dudu duduDu dudu dudu dududu du但是你

His body is misshaped badly, throat reaching navel, shoulders over head, neck exposing askew to sky, buttock level with rib, guts upside down.

有一位姓疏的驼背，他整个身体都扭曲变形不成样子，他的咽喉抵到他的肚脐，他的肩比他的头高，他的脖子歪插出去朝向天际，他的屁股与其肋骨同高，连他的内脏都是倒置的，你看这还像人吗？

The Human World (5)人间世 1 Shu is a humpback. His body is misshaped badly, throat reaching navel, shoulders over head, neck exposing askew to sky, buttock level with rib, guts upside down.

有一位姓疏的驼背，他整个身体都扭曲变形不成样子，他的咽喉抵到他的肚脐，他的肩比他的头高，他的脖子歪插出去朝向天际，他的屁股与其肋骨同高，连他的内脏都是倒置的，你看这还像人吗？

Standard Rico⑿In these great drawing, in that marks is under a dark cloud dim wild thin soil place scenery, roll of thunder lengthened the thin and pale person's shadow totters, is not belongs to mood between this mortal world by one kind to make as if stupefied, they are holding the breath.

格里科⑿的那些伟大的绘画中的一幅，在那幅画上是一片乌云下的昏暗的荒瘠土地的景色，雷声隆隆拖长了的憔悴的人影东歪西倒，被一种不是属于尘世间的情绪弄得恍恍惚惚，他们屏息着。

Since her tenth birthday, Naida had lived in a mental hospital, in the ward where they put people who were strange in shape and ways—where old frail women were tucked under thin frayed bedspreads, waiting for the time when their jaws would drop suddenly in the night; where curious bland children with slit eyes and lips bubbling with saliva played with rag toys or a red wooden engine in a yard that was hidden from the outside world.

自从十岁生日起，奈达就住在精神病院。病房里住着的都是些行为举止诡异的人们-----那些身体羸弱的老太太卷曲在薄薄的破烂的被罩下，在夜里，时间悄无声息的流淌着，他们会突然发出鬼哭般的嚎叫。那些嘴歪眼斜冷漠的孩子们流着口水玩着破布玩具或者在这个世界以外的隐蔽的院子里玩红色的木制机车。

With Death guitarist Schuldiner adopting vocal duties, the band made a major impact on the scene.

随着死亡的吉他手Schuldiner接受主唱的职务，乐队在现实中树立了重要的影响。

But he could still end up breakfasting on Swiss-government issue muesli because all six are accused of nicking around 45 million pounds they should have paid to FIFA.

不过他最后仍有可能沦为瑞士政府&议事餐桌&上的一道早餐，因为这所有六个人都被指控把本应支付给国际足联的大约4500万英镑骗了个精光。