愚人

We are young people,not deformities nor fools.We should strive for happiness for ourselves.

我们是年轻人，不是畸人，也不是愚人，应当为自己把幸福争过来。

Here Pilgrims roam, that stray'd so farr to seek In Golgotha him dead, who lives in Heav'n; And they who to be sure of Paradise Dying put on the weeds of Dominic, Or in Franciscan think to pass disguis'd; [ 480 ] They pass the Planets seven, and pass the fixt, And that Crystalline Sphear whose ballance weighs The Trepidation talkt, and that first mov'd; And now Saint Peter at Heav'ns Wicket seems To wait them with his Keys, and now at foot [ 485 ] Of Heav'ns ascent they lift thir Feet, when loe A violent cross wind from either Coast Blows them transverse ten thousand Leagues awry Into the devious Air; then might ye see Cowles, Hoods and Habits with thir wearers tost [ 490 ] And flutterd into Raggs, then Reliques, Beads, Indulgences, Dispenses, Pardons, Bulls, The sport of Winds: all these upwhirld aloft Fly o're the backside of the World farr off Into a Limbo large and broad, since calld [ 495 ] The Paradise of Fools, to few unknown Long after, now unpeopl'd, and untrod; All this dark Globe the Fiend found as he pass'd, And long he wanderd, till at last a gleame Of dawning light turnd thither-ward in haste [ 500 ] His travell'd steps; farr distant he descries Ascending by degrees magnificent Up to the wall of Heaven a Structure high, At top whereof, but farr more rich appeer'd The work as of a Kingly Palace Gate [ 505 ] With Frontispice of Diamond and Gold Imbellisht, thick with sparkling orient Gemmes The Portal shon, inimitable on Earth By Model, or by shading Pencil drawn.

此外还有很多，说起来未免太冗长，他们无非是些未成熟的、痴呆的、穿着黑、白、灰色衣的身带骗人的假法宝的隐士和托钵僧。其中有的在这里云游巡礼，曾到各各他去寻觅那活在天上的死人，临终穿上圣多明我派或圣方济派的袈裟，以证明自己确实去过极乐天堂，他们误以为这样打扮就可畅通无阻。他们通过七星天，通过&恒星天&，通过那权衡黄道振动均势的&水晶天&，并且还通过&原动天&。圣彼得手拿钥匙，站在天堂的边门口，像是在等待他们，正要举步登上天堂的阶梯时，看吧！从左右吹来一阵猛烈的横风，他们被斜吹到十万里外的远空中去：那时看见僧帽、头巾、袈裟，连同它们的穿戴者一起被吹翻扯烂，还有圣骨、念珠、免罪券、特免证、赦罪证、训谕，全被高高卷起，都成了风的玩具，他们飘过这世界的背面而远落在广大的地狱边缘，被称&愚人的乐园&，很久之后将是家喻户晓的，但是现在却是人迹罕至的地方。魔王走过这整个黑球，经过长久的漫游，终于发现一线曙光，便加紧他的步伐，向那边走去。他远远望见一座高大的建筑，从它那宽大的阶梯拾级而上，可以抵达天国的城垣，它的顶上，像有比王宫还要富丽的宫门，它的正面镶有金刚石和黄金；大门上密饰着东方的珠宝，光彩夺目，人间的浓淡画笔也无法描绘它。

It is for the other world that the madman sets sail in his fools' boat; it is from the other world that he comes when he disembarks.

病人乘上愚人船是为了到另一个世界去。当他下船时，他是另一个世界来的人。

We made it in our last phone talk that, each year when spring comes, when it is March, and when we tighten up our nerves not to be taken in by someone on April Fool's Day, we two, simply need to say to each other in the spring drizzles, I think of you.

最后一次通话时我们约定：每年三月春天到来，当人们紧张兮兮唯恐在愚人节被人捉弄的时候，我们俩，只需在这细雨霏霏的时节道一声：&我想你了&。

It enlightens, so the Fool both feels and understands the goodness of the world.

在太阳的指引下，愚人感受到并理解到世界的仁慈。

All these evoked feelings of admiration and praise from the people around him.

当时有一个愚人看到他是这样的就称他为兄弟。

"Fools" said I, You do not know

&一群愚人&我说，你不知道

To this day the Panorama broadcast remains one of the most famous and popular April Fools Day hoaxes of all time.

直到今天， Panorama 的愚人节玩笑始终是最著名和受欢迎的恶作剧之一。

To this day the Panorama broadcast remains one of the most famous and popular April Fool's Day hoaxes of all time.

直到今天， Panorama 的愚人节玩笑始终是最著名和受欢迎的恶作剧之一。

Here are several of the top ten April Fool's Day pranks ever pulled off, as judged by the US website of Museum of Hoaxes for their notoriety, absurdity, and number of people duped.

从种植意大利面的电视新闻到左撇子汉堡的广告，媒体在愚人节制造的各种稀奇古怪的恶搞新闻也有一段&光辉&历史了。

In the United States, chronic alcoholism and hepatitis C are the most common ones.

在美国，慢性酒精中毒，肝炎是最常见的。

If you have any questions, you can contact me anytime.

如果有任何问题，你可以随时联系我。