利物浦人

Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?

如果让猴子和利物浦人杂交，会得到什么

After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian.

喝了三四杯后，这个gay才鼓起勇气和这个高大的利物浦人谈话。

STEPHEN Darby would have been forgiven for being perhaps the only Liverpudlian who became downhearted when Rafa Benitez shelled out a club record ￡16m on a right-back this summer.

当这个夏天贝尼特斯破俱乐部后卫转会记录签下格雷-约翰逊时，史蒂芬-达比应该谅解利物浦人失望原因。

In his two and a half years on Merseyside, El Nino has established himself as something of an honorary Scouser.

在他两年半在莫西塞德中，托雷斯已经把自己标榜为一名名义上的利物浦人。

The newly-crowned European champions received a warm reception from the travelling Liverpudlians who seemed to be in party mood as the Cup was paraded prior to kick-off.

在这场开赛之前，奖杯巡游展览时，这个新欧洲冠军收到了来自利物浦人的热烈欢迎。

Two Scousers walk up to the Pearly Gates and ask St Peter if they can come in.

两个利物浦人走向圣彼得的珍珠大门，问他是否让他们进去。

"I've done summat pretty special", said the Scouser, I married a Manchester United fan inside the Old Trafford registry office.

"我也做了很特别的事，"利物浦人说，我在老特拉福德的登记室里娶了一个曼联球迷。

For many foreign players it is one thing learning English and another to understand Scouse.

对于众多国外球员，都有一件共同的学习任务——学习英语和了解利物浦人。

If a Scouse bumps into me then he'll probably never walk again!

假如一个利物浦人不小心碰上我，他可能永远不会行走了

Proud Scouse: Definitely don't want him.

自豪的利物浦人：说什么也不要。

In this section we look at the theory behind the techniques used in rotary polishing and the effects that they have on paintwork and the results achieved.

在这里看抛光剂使用背后的理论，到底是怎么一回事，我们如何用好的抛光机和好的使用技巧来达到好的效果。

I'll dig like a psychotic rodent if I have to.

那我就帮你挖到中国去。