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Know i can be what i wanna be if i work hard at it i'll be where i wanna be (i'll be where i wanna be) be, b-boys and girls, listen up you can be anything in the world, in god we trust an architect, doctor, maybe an actress but nothing comes easy it takes much practice like, i met a woman who's becoming a star she was very beautiful, leaving people in awe singing songs, lina horn, but the younger version hung with the wrong person gotta astrung when i heard when cocaine, sniffing up drugs, all in her nose coulda died, so young, no looks ugly and old no fun cause when she reaches for hugs people hold they breath cause she smells of corrosion and death watch the company you keep and the crowd you bring cause they came to do drugs and you came to sing so if you gonna be the best, i'ma tell you how put your hands in the air and take the bell [chorus -2x] i know i can be what i wanna be if i work hard at it i'll be where i wanna be (i'll be where i wanna be) be, b-boys and girls, listen again this is for grown looking girls who's only ten the ones who watch videos and do what they see as cute as can be, up in the club with fake id careful,'fore you meet a man with hiv you can host the tv like oprah winfrey whatever you decide, be careful, some men be rapists, so act your age, don't pretend to be older than you are, give yourself time to grow you thinking he can give you wealth, but so young boys, you can use a lot of help, you know you thinkin life's all about smokin weed and ice you don't wanna be my age and can't read and right begging different women for a place to sleep at night smart boys turn to men and do whatever they wish if you believe you can achieve, then say it like this save the music y'all, save the music y'all save the music y'all, save the music y'all save the music be, be,'fore we came to this country we were kings and queens, never porch monkeys it was empires in africa called kush timbuktu, where every race came to get books to learn from black teachers who taught greeks and romans asian arabs and gave them gold when gold was converted to money it all changed money then became empowerment for europeans the persian military invaded they learned about the gold, the teachings and everything sacred africa was almost robbed naked slavery was money, so they began making slave ships egypt was the place that alexander the great went he was so shocked at the mountains with black faces shot up they nose to impose what basically still goes on today, you see?

知道我可以。是我想。如果我努力学习它。我将会在哪里，我想我将会在哪里，我想。是，b-boys和女孩，仔细听好了你可以在这个世界上，我们相信上帝建筑师、医生、也许是一名演员但什么是轻易造成大量练习喜欢，我遇见了一个女人的成为一个明星她非常美丽，让人敬畏唱歌，埃德喇叭，但年轻的版本挂着一个错误的人当我听到时要astrung 闻起来，可卡因，在她的鼻子的药物本来，年轻，没有死亡，看起来很丑陋当她到达任何有趣的原因，人们认为他们拥抱气息因为她的腐蚀和死亡的主要原因。气味看你的人群，你带因为他们来做药物和你来唱所以如果你要成为最好的，我会告诉你怎么做把你的手在空中和带铃 [合唱-2x] 我知道我可以。是我想。如果我努力学习它。我将会在哪里，我想我将会在哪里，我想。是，b-boys和女孩，再听一遍这是为了寻找女孩长大的只有十分钟那些看录像，他们看到了些什么作为可爱，就可以在俱乐部和假身份证小心，你遇到一个人涌现hiv病毒你可以在电视主持人奥普拉·温芙瑞一样无论你决定，要小心，一些人你的年龄，所以法案强奸犯，不要假装比你大，给自己时间长你认为他能给你的财富，而是这样年轻的男孩，你可以用很多的帮助，你知道的你thinkin生活的全部smokin杂草和冰你别想成为我的年龄和不能读英语和正确的为不同的女性乞讨，晚上睡不着觉聪明的男孩把男性做任何他们的愿望如果你相信你能达到的，就像这样说保存音乐偷鸡摸狗，节省了音乐偷鸡摸狗保存音乐偷鸡摸狗，节省了音乐偷鸡摸狗节省的音乐是，是，脱颖而出，我们来到这个国家我们被国王和王后们，从不门廊的猴子它是在非洲帝国库廷巴克图，在每一场比赛来买书如何从黑教师教希腊人和罗马人亚洲的阿拉伯人，并给他们黄金的时候金子被转化为钱都改变了钱便成了权力为欧洲人波斯的军队入侵他们知道金子、教导和一切圣物非洲几乎抢走了赤裸奴隶制是钱，于是他们开始做奴隶船埃及是亚历山大大帝的地方去他是如此的震惊和黑色的脸山上他们的鼻子强加给射击基本上什么今天还在继续，你看到了吗？

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成年人学英文的第一课和第二课刊出后，有数位读者写E-mail给我。有一位说道：「一篇文章的每一个单字都查到解释了，但整篇文章就是看不懂，怎麼办？」另一位说：「我的文法很差，没办法写完整的英文句子，要如何补救？」当发音和字汇都掌握住学习要领之后，剩下的就是「读」和「写」了，这才符合学习英文的正确步骤：听→说→读→写。台湾传统的学习方式由「写」开始，再「读」，然后才「说」，最后再去补救「听」力，可以说是背道而行，难怪效果不彰。那麼学习「读」的要诀是什麼呢？当然最重要的是能够了解整个句子的涵义。记得初中的时候背了很多文法规则，考试的分数虽然很高，但是对「读」的能力没有帮助。连那个时候流行的「英语九百句型」，也从来没有耐心读完过。然而我们今天能够看懂中文的文章，难道是因为我们熟悉中文的文法吗？答案是否定的。同样地，一个美国人虽然能阅读报纸，但是要求他做「英文文法分析」，他可能也会傻眼。英文的句子其实不需要去靠文法书中的规则去了解，文法书只应当作参考书，在有疑惑的时候才去查阅。平常应养成「约定成俗」的习惯，就是看别人怎麼用，然后「依样画葫芦」，日积月累，文法规则就化为无形了。因此，要训练「读」的技巧，不应该是靠文法规则，而是要多读。但是在读之前，要具备「了解句子」的基本能力，这就是我们的第三课─了解英文句子的要诀。了解英文句子的关键，在於先抓住「主词」和「动词」。看到一句很长的英文句子，不要害怕：先找主词，再找动词。动词如果是「及物动词」，再去找「受词」。主词、动词、受词之外，剩下的通通当做修饰语，有的修饰主词，有的修饰动词，有的修饰受词，有的修饰全句；任何两个完整的句子都可以用连接词连接起来。以上简单几句话，就是了解英文句子的基本观念。了解英文句子的第二步是熟悉英语的五种基本句型，其中前两种与不及物动词有关，后三种与及物动词有关。以下的句子中，用大括号表示{主词}或{受词}，中括号表示，剩下的部份都是修饰语。第一种与不及物动词有关的基本句型叫做「简单不及物句型」（Intransitive Verb，简称I），请背住以下五个句子

I must live like an exile, if I approach near to people a hot terror seizes upon me, a fear that I may be subjected to the danger of letting my condition be observed - thus it has been during the past year which I spent in the country, commanded by my intelligent physician to spare my hearing as much as possible, in this almost meeting my natural disposition, although I sometimes ran counter to it yielding to my inclination for society, but what a humiliation when one stood beside me and heard a flute in the distance and I heard nothing, or someone heard the shepherd singing and again I heard nothing, such incidents brought me to the verge of despair, but little more and I would have put an end to my life - only art it was that withheld me, ah it seemed impossible to leave the world until I had produced all that I felt called upon me to produce, and so I endured this wretched existence - truly wretched, an excitable body which a sudden change can throw from the best into the worst state - Patience - it is said that I must now choose for my guide, I have done so, I hope my determination will remain firm to endure until it please the inexorable Parcae to bread the thread, perhaps I shall get better, perhaps not, I am prepared.

我不得不活着像个流放的人，要是我接近人群，恐惧就会涌上心头，唯恐别人发现我病情。半年来我就是这样过来的。一位高明的医生让我尽量避免使用听觉，而也差不多正合我愿，所以这半年来我一直呆在乡下。不过，有时我也会违背医嘱，忍不住想与别人交往，但是，当我旁边的人听到远处的笛声而我却什么都听不到，或是别人听到牧羊人的歌声而我又什么都听不到的时候，那是怎样一种屈辱的感觉啊！这些事情让我濒临崩溃，要不是对艺术的渴求制止了我，我差不多就要结束我的生命了。我知道没把我命里所有的作品都创造出来，我是不可能离开这个世界的，所以我忍受这痛苦的生活，真的痛苦啊！我的身体容易激动，突然有一点变化，就会一下子从最好变成最坏。我必须选择忍耐，别人这么说，我也这么做了。希望我有足够坚定的意志来承受苦难，直到无情的死神割断我的生命之线的那天。也许我的病会好转，也许不会，对此我都是有心理准备的。

In a Word, I was so prepossess'd against my going by Sea at all, except from Calais to Dover, that I resolv'd to travel all the Way by Land; which as I was not in Haste, and did not value the Charge, was by much the pleasanter Way; and to make it more so, my old Captain brought an English Gentleman, the Son of a Merchant in Lisbon, who was willing to travel with me: After which, we pick'd up two more English Merchants also, and two young Portuguese Gentlemen, the last going to Paris only; so that we were in all six of us, and five Servants; the two Merchants and the two Portuguese, contenting themselves with one Servant, between two, to save the Charge; and as for me, I got an English Sailor to travel with me as a Servant, besides my Man Friday, who was too much a Stranger to be capable of supplying the Place of a Servant on the Road.

总之，我不想走海路已成了一种先入为主的想法，怎么也无法改变了；唯一我愿意坐船的一段路，就是从加来到多佛尔这段海路。现在，我既不想急于赶路，又不在乎花钱，所以就决定全部走陆路，而且陆上旅行实在也是很愉快的。为了使这次旅行更愉快，我的老船长又给我找了一位英国绅士为伴。此人是在里斯本的一位商人的儿子，他表示愿意和我结伴同行。后来我们又找到了两位英国商人和两位葡萄牙绅士，不过两位葡萄牙绅士的目的地是巴黎。这样，我们现在一共有六个旅伴和五个仆人；那两位英国商人和两位葡萄牙绅士为了节省开支，各共用一个听差。而我除了星期五之外，又找了一个英国水手当我路上的听差，因为星期五在这异乡客地，难以担当听差的职务。

Third, as for the reasons for Unfunny, in addition to "I have read/heard it before"(Option 1),"Compared with what I have read/heard before, this one is nothing special"(Option 2), and "I don't understand it"(Option 3), the reasons in "Others"(Option 4) show 13 characteristics. To be precise, a joke is unfunny when it is too simple or childish, too long or complex, unattractive in itscontent, obscene, offensive, prejudiced or disparaged, it is not stimulating, simply a word play, predictable, old-fashioned, justnot funny, unknown to people who lack the background knowledge of this joke, or when the readers was unable to make connection right away as shown in Joke4.

在探讨笑话为何会「不好笑」的理由中，除了「我听过/读过」(选项 1)、「比起我所听过/读过的，这则笑话一点也不特别」(选项2)、以及「我看不懂」(选项3)外，大部分英语外籍人士和少部分台湾学生在「其他」(选项4)的答案显示出13种原因，包含笑话(1)太简单或幼稚，(2)太长或太复杂，(3)内容不吸引人，(4)内容低俗，(5)有冒犯的意图，(6)有偏见或贬低的意图，(7)没有启发性，(8)只是文字游戏，(9)笑点可预测，(10)老套，(11)就是不觉得好笑，(12)局限於特定背景知识的人才看得懂，或是(13)读者一时无法会意出笑点。

His speech became almost accentless and, though he could never pass as a native of the district, it would be believed that he was one of those strange Italians from the far north of Italy bordering the Swiss and Germans.

他说意大利语简直听不出有什么怪音调了，不过仍然还不能让人听起来同当地人一样。听他的口音，人家可能认为他来自同瑞士人和日尔曼人接壤的遥远的意大利北方。

I dislike hearing although "明日は来ゐから"is very perfect, for you is a difficulty -- just because the Japanese level didn't enough. I dislike hearing "The Secret Code" was finished when you had a cold. I also dislike hearing because of work you didn't care the illness. I hate when someone had stomached he still say "nothing" then lean against friend's shoulder say "very painful". I want to eternally hear "123, hello everyone, we are ". I want to see wherever you go, you can be prized by another singers. I want to see in the Golden Disk Awards, you hugged on the stage. I like hear you use "Super Mary" or other words to make a noise. But in fact, I really hope 5 persons can gather together and act carefully for us. It beyond all the words and actions. 6 years, TVXQ! hadn't been an easy name any more. It means many movements which can't tell to others.

我不愿听《明日再来》即使那么美、完成度那么高，但对你们来说仍是无尽的困难--只因日语水平不够；我不愿听众人肯定的《 Secret Code 》是你们集体感冒时完成的；我也不愿听到因为忙碌感冒发烧也不顾；更不愿听某人犯胃病时硬撑着说没事而后躺在朋友的肩膀上说&真的很痛苦&……我愿听到永不厌倦的&123，大家好，我们是东方神起&；我愿看到何时何地都受前辈爱戴的五个人；我愿看到在金唱片上帅气发言后五人抱在一起时的兄弟情；我还爱看到彼此拿& Super Mary &或用外国问候语相互拌嘴时乱七八糟的模样……我最最期望的是能看到五人同站在舞台上为我们表演，那比任何甜言蜜语、任何撩人的舞步都重要。6年的时间，&东方神起&已不再是一个简单的名字，更多承载的是一些说不清道不明的感动。

CREWMEN: No! No! Hear it out. Hear it out. Hear it out.

船员：不不！听他说完，听他说完，听他说完。

The only workis eating,s leeping, jogging and walking withmaster.

不过即便当时听了，也只是听个旋律，能听懂其中的几句歌词，不会对歌词产生兴趣，也不会对歌词有多深的体会。

Who's there? I've got your number Oh no, no I'm back to haunt you No, stay away Ha ha ha ha ha It's Friday night So creepy outside It's is thundering and lightning There's nobody home Cause I'm all alone It's scary and it's frightening The sound of shoes A shadow that moves Something odd is tic tac ticking Someone's in here I'm so full of fear The telephone is ringing Now I can see you Oh no, please no Now I can touch you Oh god, please go I am right here now Oh please, tell me where Ha ha ha ha I'm in a nightmare You better run I'm back to haunt you down Halloween, in the death of the night, hear me scream I'm coming, I'm coming Halloween, is the fear that I fight, in my dream Keep running, keep running Just keep running - oh, keep on running, yeah Just keep running Just keep running - oh, keep on running, yeah Just keep running Hell broke out On this Friday night Zombies passing deadly My Candyman, from Bountyland Is coming here to get me Now I can see you Oh no, please no Now I can touch you Oh god, please go I am right here now Oh please tell me where Ha ha ha ha I'm in a nightmare You better run I'm back to haunt you down I'm coming, I'm coming Halloween, is the fear that I fight, in my dream Keep running, keep running Just keep running - oh keep on running, yeah Just keep running Just keep running - oh keep on running, yeah Halloween, in the death of the night, hear me scream Just keep running It's squeaking and creaking I move silent in the night, hahahahaha Could be the boy from next-door You'll never guess my disguise Hahahahaha!

谁在那儿？我有你的电话号码哦，不，不我回过头来困扰着你不，远离哈哈哈哈这是星期五晚上因此，爬行外这是雷鸣和闪电有没有人在家原因我独自这是可怕的，它的可怕健全的鞋影子的动作一些奇怪的是啲嗒滴答有人在这里我是如此充满恐惧的电话响起来现在，我可以看到你哦，不，请不现在，我可以帮你联系哦，上帝，请访问我现在在这里噢，请告诉我在哪里哈哈哈哈我在一场噩梦你最好运行我回过头来困扰你失望万圣节，在夜间死亡，听我尖叫我来了，我来了万圣节，是怕我打，我的梦想继续运行，继续运行只要继续运行-哦，继续运行，嗯只要继续运行只要继续运行-哦，继续运行，嗯只要继续运行地狱爆发在这个星期五晚上通过致命的僵尸我的Candyman，从Bountyland 是来这里把我现在，我可以看到你哦，不，请不现在，我可以帮你联系哦，上帝，请访问我现在在这里噢，请告诉我在哪里哈哈哈哈我在一场噩梦你最好运行我回过头来困扰你失望我来了，我来了万圣节，是怕我打，我的梦想继续运行，继续运行只要继续运行-哦继续运行，嗯只要继续运行只要继续运行-哦继续运行，嗯万圣节，在夜间死亡，听我尖叫只要继续运行它的尖叫和吱吱作响我谨在夜里，hahahahaha沉默可能是从男孩隔壁你绝对猜不到我的伪装 Hahahahaha！

Singer Leona Lewis and former Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page emerged as the bus transformed into a grass-covered carnival float, and the pair combined for a rendition of "Whole Lotta Love".

歌手leona刘易斯和前率领的飞艇的吉他手吉米页出现巴士转化为基层所涵盖的嘉年华花车，和一双合并为一移交&整个lotta爱&。

This is Kate, and that's Erin.

这是凯特，那个是爱朗。