上厕所

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white ... Two days ago a bride actually wore a toiler paper gown in her wedding! Bride Jennifer Cannon, dressed in a gown made from glue, tape and Charmin Ultra Soft and Ultra Strong two-ply toilet paper.

前两天一位新娘子真的穿上一袭由胶水、胶布，以及超柔软、超强的 Charmin 牌厕所纸制作而成的婚纱﹐在位於纽约时代广场﹐宝洁公司的 Charmin 豪华免费公厕内举行婚礼。

Computer keyboard, mouse and telephone dial are home to 400 times as many microorganisms as the toilet bowl.

电脑键盘、鼠标以及电话拨号盘上的微生物数量是厕所坐便器的400倍。

It once bestrewed China earth, the assembly room of mechanism, school, workshop, country, army, enclosure, even on the toilet, have considerably catchword cover is worn.

它曾经布满神州大地，机关、学校、厂房、农村、部队的会议室、围墙，甚至于厕所上，都有大幅口号遮盖着。

Patient: Yes, I have vomitted three times and made several tri to the bathroom last night.

病人：呕吐过。昨晚吐了三次，还上了好几趟厕所。

Nothing worse than a locked shitter when you got to turd, am I right?

当你很急的时候没有比上锁的厕所更糟了，是吗？

You found out it's unconformable of using western toilet.

你发现上西式厕所不舒服。

Persons who clean areas heavily contaminated with feces or vomitus may benefit from wearing masks since virus can be aerosolized from these body substances; ensure consistent environmental cleaning and disinfection with focus on restrooms even when apparently unsoiled.

清理病患排泄物或呕吐物等高度污染区时，为避免人员吸入此类物质气雾化所产生的病毒，清洁人员应戴上口罩；清洁时应同时包含一般环境与厕所的清洁与消毒，即使表面无明显脏污仍应定期清洁。

The carriages were so crowded that he had to stand close to a water closet.

火车上很挤，他只好站在厕所旁。

The future of funerals: melting bodies with lye An article on Newsvine nicely illuminates its readers on the future of corpse disposal: melted in a vat of lye into a brown, feculent sludge, then flushed down the toilet.

Newsvine上有篇文章很好地向它的读者阐述了未来处理尸体的方法：用一大桶的碱液将其溶解成肮脏的混合物，然后倒入厕所。

POTTY TRAINING TIPS: Carry a pad of Post-its with you. If you have to use a public restroom, you can put one over the sensors in the automatic flusher.

洗手间的训练小贴士：随身带着一团便纸，在你不得已要去公共的厕所时，垫一块在感应式冲洗的马桶圈上。

In the United States, chronic alcoholism and hepatitis C are the most common ones.

在美国，慢性酒精中毒，肝炎是最常见的。

If you have any questions, you can contact me anytime.

如果有任何问题，你可以随时联系我。