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Third, as for the reasons for Unfunny, in addition to "I have read/heard it before"(Option 1),"Compared with what I have read/heard before, this one is nothing special"(Option 2), and "I don't understand it"(Option 3), the reasons in "Others"(Option 4) show 13 characteristics. To be precise, a joke is unfunny when it is too simple or childish, too long or complex, unattractive in itscontent, obscene, offensive, prejudiced or disparaged, it is not stimulating, simply a word play, predictable, old-fashioned, justnot funny, unknown to people who lack the background knowledge of this joke, or when the readers was unable to make connection right away as shown in Joke4.

在探讨笑话为何会「不好笑」的理由中，除了「我听过/读过」(选项 1)、「比起我所听过/读过的，这则笑话一点也不特别」(选项2)、以及「我看不懂」(选项3)外，大部分英语外籍人士和少部分台湾学生在「其他」(选项4)的答案显示出13种原因，包含笑话(1)太简单或幼稚，(2)太长或太复杂，(3)内容不吸引人，(4)内容低俗，(5)有冒犯的意图，(6)有偏见或贬低的意图，(7)没有启发性，(8)只是文字游戏，(9)笑点可预测，(10)老套，(11)就是不觉得好笑，(12)局限於特定背景知识的人才看得懂，或是(13)读者一时无法会意出笑点。

At present, more screen varieties, the product is not uniform, but it is important to clear the screen mesh size and diameter determines screen of perforated and whee thickness, at the same time, influenced by the online photographic emulsions, hosting the content, obviously, perforated, the screen can be primary processing rough coated photographic emulsions in respect of this exposure time should also be the longer exposure time otherwise.

纲后，丝网品栽较众，产物参不差不齐，但有一点务必不合明，丝网的纲数与丝径不决着丝网的开孔率和网布薄度，同时，又感化着感平乳剂的网上驻留度，较着，开孔率不小、丝线不细的丝网可涂布的感平乳剂不离薄，所以曝平工夫也答相答加长，反之则曝平工夫缩长。

From the above analysis and discussion on the offset printing technology to make the ink is anything but emulsive is not possible.

堵住以上的阐不收和切磋不未知，胶印工艺给使油不朱一点也不乳化，是不不定的。

You said you'd meet me, now it's quarter to twoI know I'm hangin' but I'm still wantin' you.Hey, Jack, It's a fact they're talkin' in town.I turn my back and you're messin' around.I'm not really jealous, don't like lookin' like a clown.I think of you ev'ry night and day.You took my heart, then you took my pride away.I hate myself for loving you.Can't break free from the the things that you do.I wanna walk but I run back to you, that's whyI hate myself for loving you.Daylight, spent the night without you.But I've been dreamin' 'bout the lovin' you do.I won't be as angry 'bout the hell you put me through.

你说，你要见我，现在一点三刻了我明白已经不能挽回了，但是我依然想你嗨，杰克，这事已闹得满城风雨我走了不想浪费你时间我不是真的嫉妒，只是不喜欢做一个小丑我想到与你的日日夜夜你拿走我的心，然后又伤了我自尊我为爱你憎恶自己不想为这些事情与你决裂我想去散散心，但我背着你跑开，那是为了什么我为爱你憎恶自己白昼度过了没有你的夜晚。

A man's life: a long handsome, too hot, not handsome, and do not move, Lively, says you're not phonate, say you too stuffy, Wearing a suit, say you too serious, wear casual point, say you township right guy, Will money, afraid you pack two milks, Don't earn money, again afraid kid, get married, afraid you repent, Don't get married, afraid she regretted, want a child, fear not, don't raise money out of children, afraid old nobody raised.

男人这辈子挺难的：长帅点吧，太抢手，不帅吧，拿不出手；活泼点吧，说你太油，不出声吧，说你太闷；穿西装吧，说你太严肃，穿随便一点吧，说你乡吧佬；会挣钱吧，怕你包二奶；不挣钱吧，又怕孩子断奶，结婚吧，怕自己后悔；不结婚吧，怕她后悔，要个孩子吧，怕出来没钱养，不要孩子吧，怕老了没人养。

After we had fisht some time and catcht nothing, for when I had Fish on my Hook, I would not pull them up, that he might not see them; I said to the Moor, this will not do, our Master will not be thus serv'd, we must stand farther off: He thinking no harm agreed, and being in the head of the Boat set the Sails; and as I had the Helm I run she Boat out near a League farther, and then brought her too as if I would fish; when giving the Boy the Helm, I stept forward to where the Moor was, and making as if I stoopt for something behind him, I took him by Surprize with my Arm under his Twist, and tost him clear over-board into the Sea; he rise immediately, for he swam like a Cork, and call'd to me, begg'd to be taken in, told me he would go all over the World with me; he swam so strong after the oat that he would have reacht me very quickly, there being but little Wind; upon which I stept into the Cabbin and fetching one of the Fowling-pieces, I presented it at him, and told him, I had done him no hurt, and if he would be quiet I would do him none; but said I, you swim well enough to reach to the Shoar, and the Sea is calm, make the est of your Way to Shoar and I will do you no harm, but if you come near the Boat I'll shoot you thro' the Head; for I'm resolved to have my Liberty; so he turn'd himself about and swam for the Shoar, and I make no doubt but he reacht it with Ease, for he was an Excellent Swimmer.

我们钓了一会儿鱼，一条也没有钓到；因为即使鱼儿上钩，我也不钓上来，免得让那摩尔人看见。然后，我对他说，这样下去可不行，我们拿什么款待主人呢？我们得走远一点。他一想这样做也无妨，就同意了。他在船头，就张起了帆；我在船尾掌舵。就这样我们把船驶出了约三海里，然后就把船停下，好像又要准备捕鱼似的。我把舵交给摩尔小孩，自己向船头摩尔人站的地方走去。我弯下腰来，装作好像在他身后找什么东西似的。突然，我趁其不备，用手臂猛地在他裤裆下一撞，把他一下推入海里。这个摩尔人是个游泳高手，一下子就浮出海面。他向我呼救，求我让他上船，并说他愿追随我走遍天涯海角。他在水里像鱼，游得极快，而这时风不大，小船行驶速度很慢，眼看他很快就会赶上来。我走进船舱，拿起一支鸟枪。我把枪对准了摩尔人，并对他说我并没想伤害他，如果他不胡闹，也不会伤害他。我说：&你泅水泅得很好，你完全可以泅回岸去。现在海上风平浪静，就赶快泅回去吧。我是不会伤害你的。要是你靠近我的船，那我就打穿你的脑袋！我已决心逃跑争取自由了！&他立即转身向海岸方向游回去。我毫不怀疑，他必然能安抵海岸，因为他游泳的本领确实不赖。

No shoot, says Friday, no yet, me shoot nom, me no kill; me stay, give you one more laugh; and indeed so he did, as you will see presently; for when the Bear see his Enemy gone, he comes back from the Bough where he stood; but did it mighty leisurely, looking behind him every Step, and coming backward till he got into the Body of the Tree; then with the same hinder End foremost, he came down the Tree, grasping it with his Claws, and moving one Foot at a Time, very leisurely; at this Juncture, and just before he could set his hind Feet upon the Ground, Friday stept up close to him, clapt the Muzzle of his Piece into his Ear, and shot him dead as a Stone.

主人！但他毕竟是个勇敢的男子汉，立即催马冲到向导跟前，拿起手枪，对着那只狼的头上就是一枪，结果了那畜牲的生命。可怜的向导应该说运气不错，因为他碰上了星期五。星期五在他家乡与野兽打惯了交道，所以一点也不害怕。他能坦然地走到狼的跟前，一枪把它打死。要是换了别人，就不敢靠得那么近开枪了。而从远距离开枪，不是打不着狼，就是可能打着人。即使像我这样胆大的人，见此情景也着实吓得心惊肉跳。说实在的，我们一行人都吓得魂不附体，因为，紧跟着星期五的枪声，我们就听见两边的狼群发出一起最凄惨的嚎叫，山谷里又发出阵阵回声，结果狼嚎和回声此起彼伏，犹如成千上万的狼在吼叫。说不定来的狼确实也不止这几只，要不，我们也不至如此惊恐万状了。星期五打死了那只狼之后，另一只本来紧咬着马不放，登时也松了嘴逃跑了。幸亏这只狼咬住了马头，马勒头上的铁圈刚刚卡住了狼的牙齿，因而马没有受什么伤。可是向导的伤可不轻，因为那只激怒了的野兽一共咬了他两口，一口咬在肩膀上，一口咬在他膝头上方。而且，当星期五上前把狼打死时，他那匹受惊的马几乎把他摔了下来。不用说，一听到星期五的枪声，我们立即催马向前。

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本论文在对这两种方法进行认真的分析后，说明它们对不连续面的描述并不合理，也无法反映出不连续面的主要力学特性，同时指出，将带有不连续面的岩土工程问题作为接触问题计算更为合理，它可将不连续面受力变形的主要特点反映出来，即：(1)接触面具有相应的&抗剪强度&，即当接触面上某一点处的切向应力小于该点处的抵抗强度时，点对共同变形；达到强度时，则沿切向发生相对滑动；(2)在整个变形过程中，发生接触的变形体不能相互侵入。

I read all that some can not believe her, though my family conditions may also be, but still can not come to that point where she just started to accept I can be over time, and I felt very uncomfortable, and Wolia one out, then the disparity would betray oneself, of course, that is definitely poor me, I do not know his own vanity at work, or it's jealousy, in this moment I had, had now to live with very good I also started feeling can not be complacent, and this issue in the end is out on me or her people?

我看了都有些不敢相信她，虽然我的家庭条件也可以，但仍不能到这一点，她才开始接受我可以随着时间的推移，我感觉很不舒服，Wolia一出，然后贫富悬殊会背叛自己，当然，这肯定是我差，我不知道他的工作，自己的虚荣心，或者是嫉妒，在这个时刻我，现在已经住在一起非常好，我也开始感到不能自满，这最后的问题是出在我和她的人民？

Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it We're all we got in this world When it spins, when it swirls When it whirls, when it twirls Two little beautiful girls Lookin' puzzled, in a daze I know it's confusing you Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me All the things growing up his daddy that he had to see Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me But things have gotten so bad between us I don't see us ever being together ever again Like we used to be when we was teenagers But then of course everything always happens for a reason I guess it was never meant to be But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream Now hush little baby, don't you cry Everything's gonna be alright Stiffen that upperlip up little lady, i told ya Daddy's here to hold ya through the night I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why We feel how we feel inside It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby But i promise momma's gon' be alright It's funny I remember back one year when daddy had no money Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me Cuz daddy couldn't buy 'em I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying Cuz daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom And at the time every house that we lived in Either kept getting broke into and robbed Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara And that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr.

是的，可是他是爱你的，你应该知道在这世界上，我们拥有的只有我们自己的灵魂当它旋转，当它环绕当它周转，当它萦绕两个可爱美丽的小女孩看上去很困惑，很迷茫我知道它扰乱了你们的心智爸爸总徘徊在流浪的旅途中，妈妈总出现在时髦的新闻上我尝试着把你荫庇在我的保护中，可是不知道为什么我越是竭尽全力，越是事与愿违他的爸爸亲身经历的那些苦痛使他成长起来爸爸不愿你再承受，但是你亲历的却和他一样坎坷我们并不想为你设计如此前途的，我和你妈妈都不想但是事情却无情的在我们之间导演得这么糟糕我再也寻不回曾经共享天伦的美妙时光了就象我和她曾经的豆蔻年华但是所有的错误的发生全只在一个原因我想，这个错误从未打算被修正有些东西是我们自己无法去操控的，这便是命运的定义还是别难过了，放松你的神经去好好睡一觉罢也许某天当我们苏醒时，发现昨天的苦闷不过只是一场梦{CHORUS}好罢，小女孩，安静下来罢。你还在流泪？未来的一切总会好转的紧紧咬住你的唇，小女士，我告诉过你了爸爸就在身边，用双手圈住你，熬过这寂寥长夜我知道妈妈现在已经莫名其妙的远走高飞我们能触摸自己的心房有一点歇斯底里，亲爱的宝贝但我向你许诺，妈妈现在还好好的呢真搞笑我至今仍能清楚的记得有一年爸爸身无分文，不名一钱妈妈把圣诞礼物包裹好小心翼翼地挂在圣诞树上并且说，有些是你爸爸为你准备的就因为爸爸买不起他们啊！

However, as the name（read－only memory）implies, CD disks cannot be written onorchanged in any way.

然而，正如其名字所指出的那样，CD盘不能写，也不能用任何方式改变其内容。

Galvanizes steel pallet is mainly export which suits standard packing of European Union, the North America. galvanizes steel pallet is suitable to heavy rack. Pallet surface can design plate type, corrugated and the gap form, satisfies the different requirements.

镀锌钢托盘多用于出口，替代木托盘，免薰蒸，符合欧盟、北美各国对出口货物包装材料的法令要求；喷涂钢托盘适用于重载上货架之用，托盘表面根据需要制作成平板状、波纹状及间隔形式，满足不同的使用要求。