[Aliens talking] [外国人说话]

Welcome to the show and tell convention on Mars 欢迎光临展会，并告诉火星上的约定

Do anybody have something to show or... tell? 难道有人有事要显示或...告诉？

   

[Devin The Dude as Zeldar talking] [德文花花公子的Zeldar说话]

I'm Zeldar, from the planet Beldar 我Zeldar ，从地球Beldar

Which is eight million judibeeks from Saturn 这是土星8000000 judibeeks

I was on my way home one day when thrown off pattern 我在回家的路上1天揭去图案时，

Landed on earth, no where to go... a hole in my megaboomp (hehehe) 降落在地球上，没有地方去......在我megaboomp一个洞（呵呵呵）

Landed in a field with green leafy trees... looked kind of odd to me 降落在与绿叶的树木场...看着种奇怪了吧

So... I (sniff)) smoked it (sniff) 所以......我（嗅） ）抽它（嗅）

   

[Devin The Dude as Zeldar] [德文花花公子的Zeldar ]

I took my stellcutter, cut it and smoked it and guess how I felt 我把我的stellcutter ，削减它抽起烟来，你猜我怎么感觉

Very good, I took some for myself 非常好，我花了一些我自己

Back to my spaceship, I gave some it my family 回到我的飞船，我给它的一些我的家人

They say, "(Sniff, ahh) what you call this?" weed... 他们说， “ （嗅嗅，啊）你叫这是什么？ ”杂草...

(Stuttering) My name is Zeldar （口吃），我的名字是Zeldar

I'm from, from planet "Deldar" my name is Zeldar 我是来自地球“ Deldar ”我的名字叫Zeldar

And we shop at WalMart 我们在沃尔玛购物

I came back, just to grab me another fat sack of the 我回来了，只是抢了我的另一种脂肪袋

Green leafy thing I found in the field 绿叶的东西，我发现在现场

Yea they call it kill 是的，他们把它叫做杀

I rolled into the hood 我滚进罩

I'm greeted, but it wasn't all good 我招呼，但不是所有的好

I saw mixed people all kinds of colors and they looked at me like I was weird 我看到人们混合各种颜色，他们看着我，好像我是怪异

They call me queer 他们叫我酷儿

I say, "No... My name is Zeldar, 我说：“不......我的名字是Zeldar ，

I'm from planet Beldar, my leader is Zeldar 我是从地球Beldar我，我的领导是Zeldar

and we shop at Walmart" 我们在沃尔玛店“

(Stuttering... ahhh) I have kids （口吃......啊）我有孩子

I don't give them none of the green leafy stuff that I found in the field 我不给他们没有绿叶的东西，我发现在现场

Cause it might do them harm, but I'm old enough 因为它可能会做他们的伤害，但我足够老

So I cough and I puff on the 所以，我咳嗽，我粉扑上

Green leafy stuff I found in the field... yeah I call it kill 绿叶的东西，我发现在现场......是的，我把它杀了

   

"What'd you say your name was?" “你说什么你叫什么名字？ ”

"My name is Zeldar" “我的名字是Zeldar ”