You're your own worst enemy 你是自己最大的敌人

You're a walking catastrophe 你是一个行走的灾难

   

You get up every morning on the wrong side of the bed 你每天早上起床在床上的错边

You butter your hand instead of the bread 你的黄油手，而不是面包

Drink enough coffee to wake the dead. 喝足够的咖啡把死人唤醒。

   

You're doing 85 and the light is turning red 你做85和光变红

The judge took your license and forbid you to drive 法官把你的执照，并禁止你开车

And your heart is pumping bacon and you're barely alive 和你的心脏是抽水烟肉，你就勉强活着

   

You're your own worst enemy 你是自己最大的敌人

You're a walking catastrophe 你是一个行走的灾难

You're at war with yourself and nobody else 你在战争中对自己和别人

You're a danger. You're a danger 你是个危险。你是一个危险

   

You trip on your shoelace and fall on your face 你跳你的鞋带，并落在你的脸

Your hair is a mess, your clothes a disgrace 你的头发乱糟糟的，衣服的耻辱

Your stocks went south and your girlfriend is gay 你的股票去南部和你的女朋友是同性恋

Your dog ate your cat and that was your good day 你的狗吃了你的猫，这是你的好日子

   

You're your own worst enemy 你是自己最大的敌人

You're a walking catastrophe 你是一个行走的灾难

You're at war with yourself and nobody else 你在战争中对自己和别人

You're a danger 你是一个危险

   

You're your own worst enemy 你是自己最大的敌人

You're a walking catastrophe 你是一个行走的灾难

You're at war with yourself and nobody else 你在战争中对自己和别人

You're a danger. You're a danger 你是个危险。你是一个危险

To every stranger 对每一个陌生人

You're a mess 你是个烂摊子

Yes, yes 是的，没错