Yea well I sing like an amputee though 是啊，好，我喜欢唱歌截肢者，虽然

Why? 为什么呢？

Cause can't hold a note can't cary a tune 因为无法容纳注意不能卡里一调

   

Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeelie 敲敲罗杰斯先生是McFeelie先生

I've brought you a letter speedy delivery 我给你带来了一封信交货快捷

Well Mr. McFeelie if there's postage due 好先生McFeelie如果有欠资

You can go fuck yourself like Captain Kangaroo 你可以去他妈的自己像袋鼠船长

I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend 我可以去，使土地的相信，我可以假装

But in the end I still have no friends 但最终我还是没有朋友

   

Do do do do do do do do do 这样做这样做这样做这样做这样做

Do do do do do do do do do 这样做这样做这样做这样做这样做

   

Mr. Rogers I like your cardigan sweater 罗杰斯先生，我喜欢你的开衫毛衣

Mr. McFeelie shut up and give me my letter McFeelie先生闭嘴，给我的信

I don't want to talk to you don't you understand? 我不想跟你说话你不明白吗？

Why are you inside my house you're just my fuckin' mailman? 你为什么要我的房子里面，你只是我他妈的邮递员？

I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend 我可以去，使土地的相信，我可以假装

But in the end I still have no friends 但最终我还是没有朋友

   

Do do do do do do do do do 这样做这样做这样做这样做这样做

Do do do do do do do do do 这样做这样做这样做这样做这样做

   

You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend 你可以去，使土地相信，你可以假装

But in the end you still have no friends 但最终你还是没有朋友

You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend 你可以去，使土地相信，你可以假装

But in the end you still have no friends 但最终你还是没有朋友

   

Do do do do do do do do do 这样做这样做这样做这样做这样做

Do do do do do do do do do 这样做这样做这样做这样做这样做

   

You are my best friend too 你是我最好的朋友太

I share the same views and hardly ever argue 我也有同感意见，并未落认为

Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span 吃垃圾的可以看深夜C - SPAN

And rock out to old school Duran Duran 而摇滚老同学杜兰杜兰

Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too 你最好的朋友是你我是我最好的朋友太

I share the same views and hardly ever argue 我也有同感意见，并未落认为

Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span 吃垃圾的可以看深夜C - SPAN

And rock out to old school Duran Duran 而摇滚老同学杜兰杜兰

Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too 你最好的朋友是你我是我最好的朋友太

I share the same views and hardly ever argue 我也有同感意见，并未落认为

Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span 吃垃圾的可以看深夜C - SPAN

And rock out to old school Duran Duran. 岩出老同学杜兰杜兰。