I said your life's a cartoon 我说你的生活是一个卡通

   

[Shock G] [冲击G ]

You woke up, threw on a striped yellow tie 你醒了，扔在一个黄色的条纹领带

Threw down a cup of coffee, kissed the wifey goodbye 扔下了一杯咖啡，吻了wifey再见

Leave the office each day around eleven o'clock 每天离开办公室围绕十一时

Then you drive, stop, park, walk about three blocks 然后你开车，停车，公园，步行约三个街区

To a peep-show booth and meet a girl named Ruth 到西洋镜展位，满足了一个名为露丝的女孩

Wasn't sweating the shame, didn't use your real name 没有出汗的耻辱，没有用自己的真实姓名

Booked a hotel room, suite paid until June 预订酒店房间，套房付到六月

Get home and tell wifey that you're not in the mood 回家，并告诉wifey ，你是不是心情

But then the game got stale and your face grew pale 但随后的比赛中拿到了陈旧的和你的脸变得苍白

When you came home early that day feeling ill 当你提前回来的那一天身体不适

Stepped through the door, dropped your brief and your beeper 通过门阶梯，下降的短暂和你的蜂鸣器

Your wife is getting down with all your housekeepers 你的妻子越来越来与所有的家庭主妇

You was mesmerised, how could you be surprised? 你被迷住了，怎么会感到惊讶？

Only gave it to her Christmas and the fourth of July 只有把它给她的圣诞和7月4日

Oh, you had it going on, with ease you really worked it 哦，你有这回事，运用自如，你果然奏效它

Let's review the scene just to see if it was worth it: 让我们回顾一下现场只是为了看看它是否是值得的：

Okay, last fall's when you started it all 好吧，去年秋天，当你开始这一切的

October to when you caught your wife bending over 十月，当你抓住你的妻子弯腰

Broke up your home now you're on your own 分手了你的家，现在你对你自己的

You lost your dignity; your self-respect is gone 你失去了你的尊严;你的自我尊重是走了

I got to laugh though, cuz, cause you thought you was slick 我有笑，虽然辩论，因为，因为你以为你是光滑

At least she got it free, but you? Youse a big trick 至少她得到它免费的，但是你呢？有色大绝招

You helped the pimps get paid, took a shot at catching AIDS 你帮助的皮条客得到报酬，采取了射击追赶艾滋病

And got your wife turned out by the butler and the maid 并得到了你的妻子竟然是由管家和女仆

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

Your life's a cartoon 你的生活是一个卡通

   

[Shock G] [冲击G ]

Try to take a nod on the bus, put your ear in a blob 尝试采取一点头上车，把你的耳朵在BLOB

Left by a moisturiser overdoing slob 留下保湿矫枉过正懒虫

Nice and wet down your neck with the jheri curl drip 尼斯和湿了你的脖子与jheri卷曲点滴

Couldn't see out the window cause the drip was so thick 看不到窗外造成滴漏是那么厚

Walking through the mall with the house shoe lag 通过与家鞋滞后商场步行

Greasy doorag, sour jheri curl bag 油腻doorag ，酸jheri卷曲袋

Loud talking and walking jerking your neck 大声说话和走路急拉你的脖子

It's the first of the month, you got your welfare check 这是第一个月，你有你的福利支票

Storekeeper johns, they're rubbing their palms 店主约翰，他们正在搓手掌

Cause they know you never read the words in the Koran 因为他们知道，你从来没有读过可兰经的话

Where it tells you don't be jealous ‘bout what you don't have 它告诉你不要嫉妒你的思念没有什么

Support the brother who opens up a shop on the Ave. 支持谁打开了一间店铺在大道的哥

You want slack cause you're black but if it ain't dirt cheap 你想懈怠，因为你是黑人，但如果它不便宜

You're quick to say [Humpty:] I'm finna go cross the skreet 你快说[积重难返：]我FINNA去穿越skreet

And that's another thing, man, the way you're talking is played 那是另一回事，男人，你说是打球的方式

You got to know the language if you wanna get paid 你必须知道的语言，如果你想获得支付

Oh, you got a few ends, you might be driving a Benz 哦，你有几个目的，你可能会驾驶一辆奔驰

But it's the credit man who wins out in the end 但它的信用的人谁赢到底

He's got your car loan, interest on your mother's home 他有对你母亲的家你的汽车贷款，利息

He's got your daddy paying off shit he don't even own 他有你爸爸还清狗屎，他甚至不拥有

That's what I'm talking ‘bout, man, what's the deal 这就是我说的回合，男人，这是怎么回事

But just listen, I ain't dissing, this shit is for real 只是听着，我不是瞧不起，这狗屎是真实的

Get yourself a nose job, yeah that's down 让自己的鼻子，是的，这是下跌

Trying to look like a white man, you brainwashed clown 想看起来像一个白色的男人，你被洗脑的小丑

You're up on European fashion and Japanese cars 你上欧洲时尚和日系车

But if Wong pulled his market off the block you'd starve 但是，如果黄拉着他的市场掉块，你会饿死

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

I said your life's a cartoon 我说你的生活是一个卡通