Your hubcaps cost more than my car 你的轮毂罩的成本比我的车

And your car cost more than my house 和你的车的成本比我的房子

Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years 你的房子成本比我能在二十年后

But your balloon cost the same as mine 但是，你的气球花和我一样

   

As you drive away, I laugh with my friends 当你开车的时候，我笑了，我的朋友

'Cause I just cost you your life 因为我只是要你的命

And when they find your body slumped over the wheel 而当他们发现自己的身体呆呆的轮

I'll be in bed soundly asleep 我会在床上酣睡

   

Your epitaph was written by a Cardinal 你的墓志铭写一个红衣主教

Your coffin was carved out of a tree 你的棺材被雕刻出一棵树

Your funeral was attended by thousands 你的葬礼出席者数千

But your overdose was arranged by me 但是你过量被安排由我

   

As I read the morning paper, I laugh with my friends 当我读晨报，我笑我的朋友

I just took out a man of God 我刚拿出神人

He is survived by seven kids and precious wife 他由七只小山羊和珍贵的妻子幸存

He died of unknown causes in his car 他在他的汽车不明原因死亡