It was the middle of winter 这是隆冬时节

And I drove us in my car 我把我们在我的车

The snow started falling 雪霏霏

So we stopped off at a bar 因此，我们在酒吧停止过

   

The beer started flowing 啤酒开始流

And your mother and I took the floor 而我和你妈发言

But by the last dance we were tired 但是到了最后一支舞，我们都累了

So I booked a room next door 所以我订了隔壁房间

   

So if anyone asks you 所以，如果有人问你

If you come from Heaven above 如果你来自上面的天堂

You're from a one star hotel 你是从一星级酒店

With a five star passionate love 一个五星级的热爱

   

It was a hot summers day 那是一个炎热的夏天的一天

And we drove there in our car 我们在我们的车开了去

And your father was thirsty 和你的父亲是渴

So we had to find a bar 因此，我们不得不找到一个酒吧

   

Well he wouldn't stop drinking 好了，他不会停止饮酒

And he couldn't stand on his feet 他不能忍受他的脚

We had to walk to a hotel 我们不得不步行到一家酒店

And book ourselves into a suite 并预订自己陷入一套房

   

So if the teacher asks you 因此，如果老师问你

Are you from Heaven or are you from Hell 你是从天堂或者是你从地狱

You're from a one star drunken screw 你是从一星级醉酒螺丝

In a one star motel 在一星级汽车旅馆

Yes if the teacher asks you 是的，如果老师问你

Are you from Heaven or are you from Hell 你是从天堂或者是你从地狱

You're from a pitch black toilet 你是从漆黑的厕所

In a highway Taco Bell 在高速公路塔可钟

   

I'll remember the birth 我会记住的诞生

For the rest of my time on this land 对于我的时间在这片土地上休息

You're mother sweating buckets 你妈妈出汗桶

And me holding onto her hand 而我抓着她的手

   

Well your father was absent 嗯，你的父亲是缺席

He claimed he couldn't find the ward 他声称，他找不到病房

Just tugging on mescal 只是拉着龙舌兰

Trying to eat the umbilical cord 尝试吃脐带

   

So if anyone asks you 所以，如果有人问你

Do you know where you're from, say yes 你知不知道你来自哪里，说是

You're from your mother's womb 你是你母亲的子宫里

And your father's stinking breath 和你父亲的口气臭

And if they ask you how you got here 如果他们问你，你是如何来到这里

Tell them just what it took 告诉他们正是用了

Your father's stinking breath 你父亲的口气臭

And your mother's stinking luck 和你妈的臭运气

   

Your father and I won't tell the whole truth 你父亲和我不会告诉全部真相

Your father and I won't tell the truth 你父亲和我不会说实话