If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing 如果你曾经决定要开始了职业生涯中的网络营销

If you engage in spam, there's something you should know 如果你从事的垃圾邮件，有些事你应该知道

That I will hunt you down 我会追杀你

And I'll destroy you! 我会毁了你！

Burn in hell! 燃烧在地狱！

   

I get online, then notice I have email 我得到网上，然后注意我的电子邮件

I click my inbox, and see, ah what the fuck? 我点击我的收件箱，看看啊什么他妈的？

20 emails, all coming from the same guy 20的电子邮件，都来自同一个家伙来了

I don't know why he's concerned about my penis size 我不知道他为什么关心我的阴茎尺寸

And what is this? I won a brand new XBOX? 而这是什么？我赢得了一个全新的XBOX ？

I click the link, and I get 50 pop-ups! 我点击链接，和我得到50的弹出窗口！

Try to close 'em, my PC takes a shit on me 尝试关闭他们，我的电脑需要一个狗屎在我身上

There is no rubber for electronic STD's 没有橡胶为电子性病

   

For every spam I get 对于每一个垃圾邮件我收到

I'm gonna make you eat your own shit! 我要让你吃你自己的屎！

For every spam I get 对于每一个垃圾邮件我收到

I'm gonna choke you with your own dick! 我要呛你用自己的家伙！

   

Thank you for ruining the internet... fuck face 谢谢你毁了互联网......他妈的脸

Thank you for ruining the internet... donkey balls 谢谢你毁了互联网......驴球

Thank you for ruining the internet... cooter cream 谢谢你毁了互联网......库特霜

Thank you for ruining the internet... dick! 谢谢你毁了互联网......家伙！

   

I get rebooted, and get back to my email 我得到重启，并恢复到我的邮箱

I got some forwards, a lame joke from mom 我得到了一些前锋，从妈妈跛脚笑话

Keep on searching for anything legitimate 继续寻找任何合法

I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it 我有一种感觉，我永远也不会最终找到它

And what is this? Shania Twain all nekkid!! 而这是什么？仙妮亚唐恩所有nekkid ！

I click the link and I get dicks on the screen! 我点击了链接，我得到的屏幕上迪克斯！

Endless dickage, colossal disappointment 无尽dickage ，巨大的失望

I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment 我会找到你，杀了你享受

   

For every spam I get 对于每一个垃圾邮件我收到

I'm gonna smash in your face with a brick 我要去砸在你的脸上有一块砖

For every spam I receive 对于每一个垃圾邮件我收到

You're gonna get to gargle your pee 你会得到漱口你尿尿

For every spam I get later 对于每一个垃圾我后来得到

I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grater 我要去一个奶酪刨丝器擦你的脸

For every spam you send me 对于每一个垃圾，你送我

I'm gonna do... something... like... really not good... 我该怎么办......什么......像......真的不好......

   

Thank you for ruining the internet... shit lick 谢谢你毁了互联网......妈舔

Thank you for ruining the internet... penis steak 谢谢你毁了互联网......阴茎牛排

Thank you for ruining the internet... anal butter 谢谢你毁了互联网......肛门酱

Thank you for ruining the internet... cunt! 谢谢你败坏了网络...屄！