I wish you smelled a little funny 祝你闻到有点搞笑

Not just funny really bad 不只是好笑真的不好

We could roam the streets forever 我们可以永远流落街头

Just like cats but we’d never stray 就像猫科动物，但我们从来没有偏离

I sometimes wish you were a mermaid 有时我真希望你是美人鱼

I could raise you in the tub at home 我可以提高你在浴缸在家里

We could take a swim together 我们可以采取一起游泳

On weekly day trips to the bay 每周一日游海湾

   

Oh you and me 你和我哦

It would be only you and me 这将是只有你和我

Oh you and me 你和我哦

It would be only you and me 这将是只有你和我

   

I wish you were a little bigger 我希望你是一个大些

Not just big but really fat 不只是大，但真正发

Doors you would no longer fit through 门，你将不再适合通过

In my bed you would have to stay 在我的床上，你将不得不留

I often wish that you had feathers 我常常想，你有羽毛

I’d keep you in a giant cage 我让你在一个巨大的笼子

All day long I’d sit and watch you 一整天我会眼睁睁地看着你

I’d sing for you and that would be okay 我会为你唱歌，而且会好起来的

   

People say there are plenty of fish 人们说，有很多的鱼

In the sea, baby, all I do is wish 中海，宝贝，我所能做的就是希望

   

I wish you were a little slower 我希望你慢一点

Not just slow but paralyzed 不只是慢，但瘫痪

Then I could plug you into a socket 然后，我可以插你插入插座

So you could never run away 所以，你永远无法逃跑

I really wish that you were smaller 我真的希望你是小

Not just small but really really short 不只是很小，但真的很短

So I could put you in my pocket 这样我就可以把你放在我的口袋里

And carry you around all day 并把你整天