Are those num-chucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me? 那些NUM -夹头在你的裤子还是你只是高兴地看到我吗？

Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl 让我带你回我遇到了我的中国女孩的一天

When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World 当我登陆了“帕姆”像圣弗朗西斯真实世界

I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok 我大汗淋漓像蔬菜炒锅内

I'd never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna Bangkok 我从来没有到过小亚细亚，但我还是要去曼谷

Like Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the ice 像克里斯蒂山口，我不得不打破沉默

Should I talk about Mothra M*A*S*H or shrimp-fried rice? 我要说说摩斯拉M * A * S * H或虾炒饭？

I was sharp as a Chinese star but it's a line I threw 我是锋利的中国明星，但它是一个线，我把

Just thirty seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny would Woo 只是30秒在东京，这约翰尼将佑

I took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce Lee 我拿了一个镜头像珍妮特李把我的动作像李小龙

I told he every Soon Yi needs a little Woody 我告诉他每天不久毅需要一点点伍迪

She said for all the tea in China my vagina's not free 她说，在中国所有的茶叶我的阴道是不是免费的

But my love will linger longer than the Ming Dynasty 不过，我的爱会萦绕长于明代

I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry 我说我需要她做的，她做我的洗衣

I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country 我知道她需要一个方法来保持合法在该国境内

She was made in Taiwan I said I'm O.K. with that 她是在台湾，我说我O.K.与

Just promise me you'll never try to eat my cat 答应我你永远不会尝试吃我的猫

Chinky chinky bang bang I love you Chinky chinky嘭的一声我爱你

Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too Chinky chinky嘭的一声，我知道你也爱我

In Japan the hand is used as a knife 在日本的手被用作刀

In Japan a man's wife's hand job than can cost him his life 在日本，男人的妻子的手工作比可以夺去了他的生命

But now this Captain Kirk has his own Sulu 但现在这个柯克船长也有自己的苏禄

I'll shampoo her Foo Man Chu with Lo Hung Wang Goo 我将她的洗发水富曼朱芦洪咕王

Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new Kawasaki 因为我骑斜眼睛的斜坡状一个全新的川崎

Oh me chinky she's so kinky got me hot like Nagasaki 哦，我chinky她是如此纠结让我热像长崎

Burnin' up like Napalm burstin' like an A-bomb 燃尽的像凝固汽油弹burstin “像原子弹

I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in 'Nam 我觉得我得到的丛林发烧，但我在“南接住

She's like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I please 她像东方的地毯，因为我躺在她，我请

Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees 然后，我眼睛蒙上她与牙线下来在她的膝盖

I'm a diving Kamikaze eating out Chinese 我是一个潜水神风下馆子中国

First I'll have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi 首先我要便便，便便拼盘比一些金枪鱼寿司

She'll be screaming like Godzilla and kickin' like Jackie Chan 她会尖叫像哥斯拉和唱歌就像成龙

I'll get her redder than China wetter than the Sea of Japan 我会比她更红中国比日本海多雨

Like the Chinese New Year she's gonna see fireworks 像中国的春节，她要去看看烟花

Now be a good chinky and press Jimmy's shirts 现在是一个很好的chinky并按吉米的衬衫

Chinky chinky bang bang I love you Chinky chinky嘭的一声我爱你

Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too Chinky chinky嘭的一声，我知道你也爱我

Sing chinky sing 唱chinky唱

One more time 再一次

Chinky chinky bang bang I love you Chinky chinky嘭的一声我爱你

Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too Chinky chinky嘭的一声，我知道你也爱我

Chinky chinky bang bang chinky bang Chinky chinky嘭嘭嘭chinky

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