Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, 特瓦晚上在圣诞节前，当全部通过了房子，

everybody was stoned, even the mouse 每个人都在扔石头，甚至是鼠标

Man from the courthouse, and me from jail, I just settled down, 男子从法院，和我从监狱，我只是安顿下来，

to get a piece of her tail 拿到了一块她的尾巴

When all of a sudden, I heard such a clatter, I tripped on my dick, 当突然间，我听到这样一个铮铮，我绊倒了我的鸡巴，

and busted my bladder 并捣毁我的膀胱

I went downstairs, and what did i see, a fat little red fagget, 我到楼下，和我看到了什么，一个胖一点红fagget ，

hanging from a tree 挂在树上

He stuffed the stockings, with reefers and beer, and a big fat hairy dick, 他酿的丝袜，用冷藏和啤酒，和一个大胖子毛茸茸的家伙，

for the family queer 为家庭酷儿

That's the end of my story, funny wasn't it, you see 这就是我的故事的结尾，搞笑是吧，你看

She didn't even... 她甚至没有...

She didn't see my thing behind you, leave you for this private eye, 她没有看到我的东西，你的身后，离开你这个私家侦探，

I was there to give'em near to my, zima zima mommy fah, 我在那里靠近我，济马济马妈妈FAH到giveem ，

I'm gonna say this, hope it don't offend you, came to the grizma, 我会说这个，希望不要得罪你，来到grizma ，

give'em a taste of me, give'em a little excitement to the damn monkey, giveem我的味道， giveem有点兴奋该死的猴子，

your monkey can stay with me, 你的猴子能陪在我身边，

   

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ahhhh 哈啊

ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh

   

Chevy took my brain, same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day, 雪佛兰把我的大脑，同样的老混蛋吸我的鸡巴的那一天，

he will never zima zima, never never not that day, 他永远不会济马济马，永远永远不会那一天，

I'm really sick of all this excitement, yeah, 我真的厌倦了这一切的激动，是啊，

but he thinks he's better than me, uma zooma nooga dunga, 但他认为他是比我好， UMA zooma nooga邓加，

you can suck my dick all day, one, two, three, four, 你可以吸我的鸡巴整天，一，二，三，四，

Santa can suck my dick all day 圣诞老人可以吸我的鸡巴整天