MC Confusing back in this bitch MC混淆回到这个婊子

With a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket 一个停车场三明治和鸡票

I got a liquid face lift from a fig with big tits 我有一个液体拉皮的大山雀图

And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with fake spit 而我的手腕得到了扭曲与假吐一个英国人

And you don't understand it, 'cause you're not supposed to 而你不明白，因为你是不应该

Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon 就像一个嫉妒的卡通糖果手杖蛇

And I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need to 而且我会很快离开，但首先我需要

Drink a Chevy chase face and rape Robocop 2 喝一切维蔡斯的脸和油菜机械战警2

   

Yo, I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy 哟，我是MC的历史不准确

I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73 我滴抒情炸弹像广岛73

I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Ann Frank's Diary 我写押韵喜欢莎士比亚时，他写道：安弗兰克的日记

Which is about the civil war of 1812 in Germany 大约是1812年在德国内战

I'm like the Spanish inquisition when they killed Jesus 我很喜欢西班牙的宗教裁判所，当他们杀了耶稣

And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis 和亚伯拉罕·林肯的自杀是主题为我的论文

Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red sea 像摩西，当我集中我可以分裂红海

Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese army 就像他在1950年做了与中国军队

   

I'm MC Don't Know How to Pluralize Word 我的MC不知道怎么变复数词

I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl 我有这么多的韵和我睡了所有的女孩

When there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize 当有一个以上的东西你应该复数

But I never learned that through all the year I've been alive 但我从来没有学过，通过在新的一年我一直活着

   

Hello, I'm MC Canadian Stereotype 你好，我是MC加拿大刻板印象

I'm about to get started, so let me get off the ice 我即将开始，所以让我下车冰

But I don't want any trouble, and I am always polite 但是，我不希望有任何麻烦，我总是彬彬有礼

Now let's hop on my snowmobile, and I will tell you what I like 现在，让我们跳上我的雪地摩托，我会告诉你我喜欢

But first I'll turn of curling and turn down Avril Lavigne 但首先我要把卷曲和拒绝艾薇儿

Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue 等jvais可怕UNE EN一句法语，在美国东部时间bilingue parce quici

Oh boy, I fell of my igloo and I hurt my knee 哦，孩子，我爱上了我的冰屋中，我伤害了我的膝盖

Let's go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada it's free, eh 让我们去医院，不用担心，在加拿大它是免费的，对吧

   

MC Fatigue, did you miss me MC的疲劳，你有没有想念我

I'll be awake for five minutes, 'cause I had a coffee 我会清醒了五分钟，因为我有一个咖啡

I'll try to get through my verse, but I really don't know 我会试着打通了我的诗句，但我真的不知道

I drank that coffee about five minutes ago 我喝咖啡大约五分钟前

(snoring) （打呼噜）

   

They hired me again to sing this motherfucking chorus 他们又雇我来唱这他妈的合唱

I haven't found a fucking job yet so I gotta do this bullshit 我还没有找到一个他妈的工作了，所以我必须做这个废话

(I can't take it, I'm done) （我不能把它，我完成）

I don't think I can sing another fucking chorus 我不认为我可以唱又他妈的合唱

I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge, or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did 我觉得我要跳楼，或拍摄自己，库尔特科班那样

(I think my dad has a gun) （我觉得我的爸爸有枪）

   

I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees 我的MC知道得很多事实关于蜜蜂

15 miles per hour is their average speed 每小时15英里的平均车速

A queen can lay up to 3000 eggs in a day 王后也奠定了3000的鸡蛋一天

Just because I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay 只是因为我知道了很多关于蜜蜂并不意味着我是同性恋

I'm also MC In the Closet Homosexual 我也是MC在衣柜同性恋

I hide it 'cause it's easier to be heterosexual 我躲它，因为它更容易被异性

We can't even get married in most states here in America 我们甚至不能在大多数州结婚在美国这里

It's fucked up 它搞砸了

   

Gay marriage is legal here, in Canada 同性婚姻是合法的在这里，在加拿大

   

I'm MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole 我的MC同性恋混蛋

Being gay is evil and it is unnatural 同性恋是邪恶的，它是不自然

Jesus said to love thy neighbour, but only if they are straight 耶稣说要爱你的邻居，但只有当他们是直

Penises go in vaginas, anything else is just insane 阴茎进入阴道中，什么都只是疯狂

   

I'm MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes 我的MC极不恰当的韵

I shake things up like J-fox when I get on the mic 我摇摇东西像J-福克斯当我的麦克风

And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeves' horse 我将我的敌人，就像克里斯托弗·里维斯“马

Then I put them to sleep, like Heath Ledger of course 然后，我把他们睡觉，喜欢当然是希斯·莱杰

   

(woah) （哇）

I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct 我的MC非常政治正确

I disagree with the previous MC's lyrical content 我不同意前面的三菱商事的抒情内容

It's offensive, insensitive and in very bad taste 它的攻击性，敏感和非常不好的味道

Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away 就像那个家伙是谁写的这首歌时，迈克尔·杰克逊去世

   

Yo, MC Final Verse here to end this song 哟，三菱商事最后的诗歌在这里结束这首歌

One was enough, we didn't need a sequel Jon 一个是不够的，我们也没必要拍续集乔恩

Make a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or another Normal Guy 请四分之一告诉我你的生殖器官或其他普通人

But for now let's end this stupid song with a suicide 但现在，让我们结束这愚蠢的歌曲有自杀

   

This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus 这是我将永远唱副歌的最后一次

My dad's gun was in his closet and I'm gonna end this bullshit 我爸爸的枪是自己的衣柜里，我会结束这废话

(I had a good run) （我有一个良好的运行）

I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finished the chorus 我要抠动扳机，只要我完成了合唱

Sayonara and farewell, I guess I'll see you all in hell 再见和告别，我想我会看到你们在地狱

(Four, three, two, one) （四，三，二，一）