[MC Confusing] [MC混淆]

Other rappers are comprehensible – not me! 其他说唱歌手是可以理解的 - 不是我！

First on the mic – MC Confusing! 首先对话筒 - MC的混乱！

I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black 我把小便在我nutsack并把它称为杰克·布莱克

It’s a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap 这是一个事实，我得到了更多的儿歌，然后扎克 - 布拉夫睡午觉

I attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks 我攻击怎么就穿紫色背包

And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track 和毛巾架í小吃，并采取狗屎上的轨道

Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say 是啊你的重击，原因大家都明白你说什么

But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay 但是，当我拿到的麦克风，我做牛奶失控泥

And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste 和我玩空气吉他牙膏

And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape 我说空手道的铅笔盒，把它放在磁带

   

[MC Insecure] [MC不安全]

Yo I’m MC Insecure – what’s up? 呦，我的MC不安全的 - 这是怎么回事？

I really don’t think that I’m good enough 我真的不认为我不够好

To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck 要押韵在这个轨道上导致我的歌词吸

All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck 我所有的诗倒扁就像一个冰球

It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse 我花了七个月的时间写我的诗的第一部分

And now I got nothing left so I’ll pretend that I got hurt 现在我什么都没有留下，所以我会假装我受伤了

Aw, I think I sprained my ankle 哦，我想我扭伤了脚踝

You guys go ahead and finish the song without me 你们继续前进，完成这首歌没有我

   

[MC Amnesia] [MC失忆]

Yo MC Amnesia up in this bitch 哟MC失忆在这个婊子

Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch 醒了五天前躺在沟里

Didn’t know who I was I couldn’t remember shit 不知道我是谁，我不记得狗屎

Apparently something happened that was traumatic 显然，有些事情是创伤

I used to have more rhymes but I can’t remember them 我以前有更多的儿歌，但我不记得他们

Seriously I’m freaking out I can’t remember anything! 说真的，我吓坏了，我不记得任何事情！

Whats my motherfucking name? 我什么他妈的叫什么名字？

(Seriously does anyone know what my name is?) （说真的没有人知道我的名字是什么？ ）

   

[MC Public Urination] [MC随地小便]

Yo I’m MC Public Urination – what – what! 呦，我的MC随地小便 - 什么 - 什么！

I take a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk 我拿一个他妈的小便在他妈的人行道

Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my cock 任何时候，任何地方，我只是马上拿出我的公鸡

And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch! 并清空我的膀胱，而你怎么就看！

You other MCs can’t handle this shit! 您其他的MC无法处理这个狗屎！

You’re just a little bitch afraid to pee in public 你只是一个小婊子不敢在公共场合撒尿

You run into a toilet every time you have to piss 你碰到一个厕所每次要小便时

Yo fuck that shit – I just whip out my dick! 哟他妈的狗屎 - 我只是掀起了我的鸡巴！

   

[MC Fatigue] [MC疲劳]

Yo MC Fatigue – yeah that’s me 哟MC疲劳 - 是的，这就是我

Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep 每次我抢麦克风我他妈的入睡

   

[Chorus — Chorus Guy] [合唱团 - 合唱盖伊]

I’m the guy who sings the chorus 我是谁唱合唱的家伙

(It breaks up the song) （它打破了这首歌）

My part is kinda boring 我的部分是有点无聊

(I wish that I could go home) （我希望我可以回家了）

But they’re paying me to sing the chorus 但他们付钱给我唱合唱

(And I really need the cash) （我真的需要现金）

Cause I’m unemployed at the moment 因为我失业的那一刻

(Just moved back in with my dad) （刚搬回我爸）

   

[MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is] [MC不知道什么讽刺意味的是]

Yo I’m MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is 呦，我的MC不知道什么讽刺意味的是

Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss 走到一个女孩，我给了她一个吻

She said “Let’s go to your place, I’ll suck your dick” 她说：“让我们去你的地方，我会吸你的家伙”

I said “Hell yeah bitch, that’s so ironic” 我说：“地狱啊婊子，那是如此讽刺”

   

[MC Gets Side–Tracked Easily] [MC获取扯到轻松]

Yo I’m MC Gets Side–Tracked Easily 呦，我的MC获取扯到轻松

My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini 我的童谣就像甘多费尼坏蛋

You know he’s known for the Sopranos but he’s also in movies 你知道他是著名的女高音，但他也是在电影

Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity 像矮子当道和终端速度

Which I didn’t really like cause I don’t like Charlie Sheen 我没有很喜欢，因为我不喜欢查理辛

Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny 嗯，我想在热的射击，他是有点好笑

But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun 但我更喜欢莱斯利·尼尔森在白头神探

You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson 你知道还有谁在那部电影？ O.J.辛普森

Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that 这是有点怪，知道他之后做

Wait, what was I saying? 等一下，我刚才说什么？

I think I got side–tracked. 我想我扯到。

   

[MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3] [MC致命武器1 ，2， 3 ]

Yo I’m MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 呦，我的MC致命武器1 ， 2和3

I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me 我真的很喜欢那些电影，但在第4个令我失望

Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci 丹尼·格洛弗，梅尔·吉布森和乔·派西

Why did they have to make a 4th? 为什么他们必须做出一个4 ？

They had a perfect trilogy! 他们有一个完美的三部曲！

   

[MC Lethal Weapon 4] [MC致命武器4 ]

MC Lethal Weapon 4 that’s me MC的致命武器4就是我

I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 我不同意管委会致命武器1 ， 2和3

Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy 虽然我同意这是一个突破性的三部曲

The 4th was also good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li! 第四是还不错，他们补充说克里斯·洛克和李连杰！

   

[MC Shit My Pants Frequently] [MC妈的我的裤子经常]

Yo I’m MC Shit My Pants Frequently 呦，我的MC妈我的裤子经常

It usually happens when I’m walking down the street 它通常当我走在街上发生

Or when I’m hanging out with some fly ass hoes 或者当我挂了一些飞行的屁股锄头

There we go! 我们走吧！

Thank god I brought a change of clothes! 感谢上帝，我带了一套换洗的衣服！

   

[MC Final Verse] [MC最后的诗歌]

Yo I’m the MC with the final verse 哟，我在MC与最后的诗歌

I’m supposed to sum up everything you heard 我应该总结一下所有你听到的

But mutherfuckers I don’t really have the time 但mutherfuckers我真的不足够的时间

So fuck that and come back to the Chorus Guy 所以他妈的回来到合唱盖伊

   

[Chorus — Chorus Guy] [合唱团 - 合唱盖伊]

I’m still singing the chorus 我还在唱合唱

(Thank god we’re almost done) （感谢上帝，我们已经差不多了）

I hate singing the chorus 我讨厌唱合唱

(Such a boring fucking job) （这种无聊他妈的作业）

I’m gonna take my 40 bucks 我要把我的40块钱

(That’s what their paying me) （这就是他们付钱给我）

And I’m gonna go get really drunk 而我会去拿真的醉了

(Masturbate then go to sleep) （手淫然后去睡觉）