What a surpriser 什么是surpriser

Open your eyes, a 打开你的眼睛，

Woman advisor 女顾问

   

The name of this entertainment is 这个娱乐的名称是

Women lose weight 女性减肥

Our first years of marriage everything was just great 我们的第一个十年的婚姻一切只是巨大

But after two kids 但毕竟两个孩子

And the weight gain factors 和配重的增益因子

Fact is, now she's completely unattractive 事实是，她现在是完全没有吸引力

Look, fat chicks 你看，胖小鸡

I don't mean to sound rude 我的意思不是听起来粗鲁

I tell her nice, hit the gym 我告诉她好看，打健身房

And don't eat so much food 而且不要吃那么多食物

But no... 但是，没有...

   

"You're shallow “你是浅

You need to run the course of unconditional love and so forth" 您需要运行无条件的爱的过程等等“

   

But how if desire's not there 但是，如何，如果欲望不存在

That's just delayment 这只是delayment

Divorces, child support, alimony payments 离婚，子女抚养费，赡养费

My unhappiness I doubt discourage 我不快乐，我怀疑劝阻

So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage 于是赶紧一个更简单的方法走出这个婚姻

Meanwhile my secretary June, well groomed 同时我司六月，很好的梳理

"When you gonna leave your wife?" “当你要离开你的妻子？ ”

I tell her soon, mommy, soon, I assume 我告诉她一声，妈妈，不一会儿，我想

Or my destiny is blue 还是我的命运是蓝色的

Interestingly 有趣的是

The only thing left for me to do is to kill her 留给我唯一要做的就是杀了她

   

What a surpriser 什么是surpriser

Open your eyes, a 打开你的眼睛，

Woman advisor 女顾问

   

I'm gonna have to kill her 我会不得不杀了她

   

Course there's laws which enforces divorces 当然，这里还有法律的强制离婚

   

Send that ass right to the morgue miss 发送的屁股右侧太平间小姐

   

Kill her 杀了她

   

What a surprise 什么一个惊喜

Open your eyes 睁开你的眼睛

Woman advisor 女顾问

   

I'm gonna have to kill her 我会不得不杀了她

   

Course there's laws which enforces divorces 当然，这里还有法律的强制离婚

   

Send that ass right to the morgue miss 发送的屁股右侧太平间小姐

   

My plans against or shenanigans 我对计划或诡计

Kinda ran thin 有点跑瘦

Knowin' nothing about poisoning 深深地知道一无所知中毒

And I cant swim 而且我不能游泳

Bad intentions pumping 不良意图抽

Might as well become numb 还不如变得麻木

Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong 把她的肺部或明显的抢劫了问题

But the catch is, do I have the nerve to dispatch this 但渔获，难道我还好意思调度此

Who can I get to help me murder this fat chick 谁可以我可以帮我杀了这个胖小妞

Guess I'll have to play a dude robbin' on wednesday 我想我将不得不在周三打一个花花公子罗宾

The day she usually goes food shopping 这一天，她通常会美食购物

Anyway, long story short, hit the side of her Chrysler 总之，长话短说，打她克莱斯勒的一面

Sent her clean over the divider 送她清洁过的除法

"You bastard!" she said as the wreck went tumblin' down the hill “你这个混蛋！ ”她表示，由于沉船去tumblin “下山

I thought, "She has to be dead" 我想，“她已经死了”

Later on get a call 后来接到一个电话

(from a) Lieutenant O'Rourke （从）中尉奥罗克

(had me) leapin like a frog （让我） leapin像青蛙

We need you at the morgue 我们需要你在停尸房

So I selfishly pursued 所以我自私地追求

"Boo-hoo" there was nothing else for me to do, I had to kill her “嘘 - 呼”没有别的让我做，我不得不杀了她

   

What a surpriser 什么是surpriser

Open your eyes, a 打开你的眼睛，

Woman advisor 女顾问

   

C'mon y'all, you know I had to kill her 拜托你们，你知道我不得不杀了她

   

Course there's laws which enforces divorces 当然，这里还有法律的强制离婚

   

Send that ass right to the morgue miss 发送的屁股右侧太平间小姐

   

Kill her 杀了她

   

What a surpriser 什么是surpriser

Open your eyes, a 打开你的眼睛，

Woman advisor 女顾问

   

I had to kill her 我不得不杀了她

   

Course there's laws which enforces divorces 当然，这里还有法律的强制离婚

   

Send her ass right to the morgue miss 送她的屁股右侧太平间小姐

   

So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run? 所以你的意思是要告诉我官你没有不知道谁做了这个肇事逃逸？

No sir we don't have no clues right now 不，先生，我们没有任何线索，现在

This is terrible, what am I gonna tell the kids? 这是可怕的，我该怎么告诉孩子们？

Pull yourself together, sir 振作起来，先生

I'm so broken up inside, I just can't believe this 我很碎在里面，我简直不敢相信这

I understand, I understand 我明白了，我明白了

Catch the person who did this 赶上谁这样做的人

We're gonna try sir 我们要尝试爵士

Please 请

   

Screamin' "Who done took my heart?" actin' shooken up a lot 尖叫“谁付出了我的心脏？ ”肌动蛋白shooken了很多

At the funeral, though everyone was lookin at me odd, like I did it 在葬礼上，虽然每个人都在看着我奇怪，就像我做到了

Like I was the reason my mate's slain, murmuring 我是你的原因，我的队友的死士，口中念念有词

"I heard he was displeased with her weight gain" “我听说他是不满她的体重增加”

While my secretary, sort of a sexy blonde can't cook 当我的秘书，有点性感的金发女郎不会做饭

All she does is order from restaurants 所有她所做的是为了从餐馆

"All of the sex you want" “所有的性爱，你想要的”

I doubt could address, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and 我怀疑可以解决，衣服不洗适当和房子看起来很乱，

Talkin to detectives that was waitin' outside 说话侦探，这是等着外

How I took a long lunch break day the wife died 我怎么花了很长的午休一天，妻子去世

I darn near turned pale í织补附近的脸色变得苍白

And because of betrayal they indicted me, gave me an impossible bail 因为背叛，他们起诉我，给了我一个不可能的保释

Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent 好运气的人欣赏rawtent

Moral of the story is 这个故事的寓意是

Desire is important 欲望是很重要的

So watch your weight 所以，看你的体重

It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given 它会让你打败了队友这是一个给定的

Though looking back I realised I didn't have to kill her 但回头看，我意识到我没有杀她

   

What a surpriser 什么是surpriser

Open your eyes, a 打开你的眼睛，

Woman advisor 女顾问

   

I didn't have to kill her 我没有杀她

   

Course there's laws which enforces divorces 当然，这里还有法律的强制离婚

   

Send that ass right to the morgue miss 发送的屁股右侧太平间小姐

   

I killed her 我杀了她

   

What a surpriser 什么是surpriser

Open your eyes, a 打开你的眼睛，

Woman advisor 女顾问

   

I didn't have to kill her 我没有杀她

   

Course there's laws which enforces divorces 当然，这里还有法律的强制离婚

   

Send that ass right to the morgue miss 发送的屁股右侧太平间小姐

   

Well there you have it 嗯你有它

Keep thin trim 保持薄修剪

Keep your marriage healthy 保持你的婚姻健康

Do you know what I mean? 你知道我是什么意思？

Small message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the Ruler 从Morcheeba和斯利克里克标尺小消息

   

Peace 和平