Hey girl You know, our economy’s in the toilet 嘿女孩，你知道，我们的经济在厕所

But I’m still gonna treat you right 但我还是会好好对待你

I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like) 我说你可以有一切你喜欢的（如果你愿意）

I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like) 我说你可以有一切你喜欢的（如果你愿意）

Yeah 是啊

Tatertots, Cold Duck on ice Tatertots ，在冰冷的鸭子

And we can clip coupons all night 我们可以剪辑券了一夜

And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like) 宝贝，你可以拥有任何你喜欢的（如果你愿意）

I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like) 我说你可以有一切你喜欢的（如果你愿意）

Yeah 是啊

Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please 带你出去吃晚饭的任何地方，请您

Like Burger King or Mickey D’s 像汉堡王或米奇D的

And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like) 宝贝，你可以拥有任何你喜欢的（如果你愿意）

I said you can even have the large fries (Large Fries) 我说，你甚至可以有大薯条（大薯条）

Yeah 是啊

Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy 宝贝，你应该知道我是真的很甜蜜的家伙

When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the 2-ply 当我给你买卫生纸，我总是得到2层

Want it, you can get it, my dear 想要的话，你可以得到它，我亲爱的

I got my Costco membership card right here, 我有我的好市多会员卡在这里，

Yeah You like Top Ramen? 是的你最喜欢的拉面？

Need Top Ramen? 需要顶级拉面？

Got a cupboard full of ‘em, 有一个柜子充满了他们，

I’ll keep ‘em comin’ 我会陪他们科曼

You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it dump the flavor packet on it and eat it 你想，我得到了它，去得到它，只是热一下倾倒的味道包就可以了，吃它

Pork and beans and Minute Rice 猪肉和豆类和大米分钟

And we can play cribbage all night 我们可以打纸牌整夜

And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like) 宝贝，你可以拥有任何你喜欢的（如果你愿意）

I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like) 我说你可以有一切你喜欢的（如果你愿意）

Yeah 是啊

I can take you to the Laundromat Downtown 我可以带你到市区洗衣店

And watch all the clothes go ‘round and ‘round 看着所有的衣服去团团轮

Or baby we can go wherever you like (If You Like) 或者，宝贝，我们可以去任何你喜欢的（如果你愿意）

I said we can go wherever you like (If You Like) 我说我们可以去任何你喜欢的（如果你愿意）

Yeah 是啊

Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo 最热的矮个子，我知道，如果你有一些脂

You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio 你可能是季军俄亥俄小姐

Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold 七美元的钞票卷起来在我的塑料皮夹

Buy you a bagel even if it isn’t day-old 你买一个面包圈，即使它不是天大

And you never ever gotta wear your sister’s old clothes 而你永远得穿你姐姐的旧衣服

Long as I’m still assistant manager at Kinkos 只要我还是助理教练，在以Kinkos

Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl 剪你的头发用剪刀和一碗汤

You ain’t gotta pay me, that’s the way that I roll 你是不是得给我，这就是我滚的方式

My chick can have what she want 我的鸡能有什么，她想

At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want 在沃尔玛，她可以挑选出任何她想要

I know girl, you ain’t never had a man like that 我知道姑娘，你是不是从来没有过这样一个人

Who doesn’t make you buy generic brand like that, 谁也不让你买普通品牌那样，

Yeah You like my Hyundai? 是啊你喜欢我的现代？

See my Hyundai? 见我的现代？

I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday 我可以带你看你表姐菲尔下周日

But that’s kinda far and I’m not made of cash 但是，这还挺远，我没有作出现金

Do you think you could chip in for gas? 你认为你可以凑钱气？

Mac and cheese would be all right Mac和奶酪就可以了吧

But let’s send out for pizza tonight 但是，让我们送出去今晚比萨

And you can order any toppings you like (If You Like) 而且你可以订购任何你喜欢的配料（如果你愿意）

I said you can even have the last slice (Last Slice) 我说，你甚至可以有最后的分片（最后切片）

Yeah 是啊

Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next door 从我的隔壁邻居跑了自己一个电缆

Now I can get free HBO 现在，我可以得到免费HBO

And baby you can watch whatever you like (If You Like) 宝贝，你可以看任何你喜欢的（如果你愿意）

I said you can watch whatever you like (If You Like) 我说，你可以看任何你喜欢的（如果你愿意）

Yeah 是啊

And you can always ride the city bus 你总是可以乘坐市内公交车

Got a stack of tokens just for us 有一叠代币只是我们

Yo, my wallet’s fat and full of ones 呦，我的钱包的脂肪和富有的人

Yeah, it’s all about the Washingtons, 是啊，这是所有关于华盛顿的，

That’s right 这是正确的

You want White Castle? 你要白色城堡？

Need White Castle? 需要白色城堡？

Long as you got me it won’t be no hassle 只要你让我这不会是没有麻烦

You want it, we’ll get it, just don’t be a hater 你想要的话，我们会得到它，就不要成为一个仇敌

If I grab a bunch of napkins for later 如果我抢了之后一堆餐巾纸

Thrift store jeans, on sale half price 旧货店的牛仔裤，出售半价

The underwear at Goodwill is nice 在商誉的内衣是不错的

And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like) 宝贝，你可以拥有任何你喜欢的（如果你愿意）

I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like) 我说你可以有一切你喜欢的（如果你愿意）

Yeah 是啊

Baby I can give you anything you please 宝贝，我可以给你任何你请

Even share my government cheese 即使是分享我的政府奶酪

And baby you can have as much as you like (If You Like) 宝贝，你可以有多达你喜欢的（如果你愿意）

I said you can go have as much as you like (If You Like) 我说你可以去有你喜欢一样多（如果你愿意）

Yeah 是啊