(My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish （我的前女友有一个很奇怪的迷信

Uh, she used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time) 嗯，她以前喜欢打扮成自己，然后像一个他妈的婊子所有的时间）

   

My show is a little bit silly, and a 我的节目是有点傻，和

Little bit pretentious, so like 有点自命不凡，所以像

Shakespeare's willy or 莎士比亚的威利或

Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on 乔姆斯基穿着捆绑式

   

It's also a little bit gay, and a 这也是一个有点同性恋，和

Little bit offensive, like 有点反感，像

Thanksgiving Day or 感恩节或

Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on 乔姆斯基穿着捆绑式

   

So put your cellphones to vibrate 所以，把你的手机振动

And put your vibrators to cellphone mode 并把你的振动器，以手机模式

   

Welcome to the show, it goes a little bit like this 欢迎光临展会，它是这样一点点

Joke... exactly 笑话......到底

Welcome to my flow, it flows a little bit like this 欢迎光临我的流量，它流这样一点点

With a rap and a diss then a 用说唱和迪斯再

Swift rap in the wrist, a rap in a kiss 斯威夫特说唱在手腕上，在吻一个说唱

Like Hershey's wrappin' a Kiss, shit 像好时WRAPPIN亲吻，狗屎

I got a show that'll test you kids 我有一个显示，将考验你的孩子

And it asks one question and the question is 并问一个问题，这个问题是

What's funny? 有什么好笑的？

What's funny, what's funny, what's funny? 有什么好笑，有什么好笑，有什么好笑的？

What's funny, what's funny, what's funny? 有什么好笑，有什么好笑，有什么好笑的？

Funny, fu-funny 好笑的是，福搞笑

What's funny? 有什么好笑的？

What's funny, what's funny, what's funny? 有什么好笑，有什么好笑，有什么好笑的？

What's funny, what's funny, what's funny? 有什么好笑，有什么好笑，有什么好笑的？

Funny 搞笑

Oh yeah 哦耶

   

Humor is often linked to shared experience 幽默往往与经验分享

Like a guy gets up and says, "Have you noticed that public restrooms have really inefficient hand dryers? " 就像一个人站起来，说：“你有没有注意到，公共厕所有真正低效的干手器？ ”

"Oh my God, yes I have “噢，我的上帝，是的，我有

Ha ha ha ha, really good point 哈哈哈哈，真是好点

They should fix that 他们应该修复

It's good to know that somebody finally gets me 这是很好的知道，有人终于得到了我

'Cause my wife divorced me 因为我的妻子离婚了我

Which has consciously forced me to lose all sense of self 它有意识地强迫我失去了自我意识全部

So it's nice to think about hand dryers 所以这是很好的考虑干手器

And not that cheating whore" 而不是欺骗妓女“

Because stand-up comedy is actually pretty easy 因为栋笃笑其实很简单

If you're an Asian comic, just get up and say, "My mother's got the weirdest fucking accent" 如果你是一个亚洲的漫画，刚站起来，说：“我的母亲有了最怪异他妈的口音”

Then just do a Chinese accent 然后，只需做一个中国口音

'Cause everybody laughs at the Chinese accent 因为每个人都笑的中国口音

Because they privately thought that your people were laughable and now you've given them the chance to express that in public 因为他们私下认为你的人是可笑的，现在你给他们表达了公众的机会

Ah yeah, if you're a musical comic 嗯，是的，如果你是一个音乐喜剧

Just give them a little weird voice inflection 只要给他们一点都不奇怪的声音拐点

Then take a Viagra 再取一粒伟哥

And slap them with a rock-hard misdirection 和他们一巴掌用坚硬的误导

What's funny? 有什么好笑的？

What's funny, what's funny, what's funny? 有什么好笑，有什么好笑，有什么好笑的？

What's funny, what's funny, what's funny? 有什么好笑，有什么好笑，有什么好笑的？

Funny, fu-funny 好笑的是，福搞笑

... Tourettes! ...... Tourettes综合！

What's funny? 有什么好笑的？

What's funny, what's funny, what's funny? 有什么好笑，有什么好笑，有什么好笑的？

What's funny, what's funny, what's funny? 有什么好笑，有什么好笑，有什么好笑的？

Funny 搞笑

Oh, and the audience says 哦，还有观众说：

   

When I was a baby, maybe I laughed at people jiggling keys 当我还是个孩子，也许我笑的人轻摇键

Now I'm older and bolder and just get mad because I notice that the keys are to a Hummer 现在我年纪大和大胆，只是很生气，因为我注意到，钥匙是一辆悍马

Fuck my life, I don't fuck my wife 他妈的我的生活，我不他妈的我的妻子

So fuck my wife, and fuck my life 所以他妈的我的妻子，他妈的我的生命

And my son is gay, but not sitcom gay 和我的儿子是同性恋，但不是同性恋的情景喜剧

Daughter's a whore, like another girl that used to be her mother 女儿是一个妓女一样，曾经是她的母亲另一个女孩

But the marriage made her Miss Mary Americana 但婚姻让她玛丽小姐美洲

I want a teen, but that's screaming prima donna 我想要一个十几岁，但是这尖叫爱慕虚荣

But the radical feminists made my wife a man 但激进的女权主义者做老婆的男人

Oh, and if I die happy 哦，如果我死了幸福

The situation 这种情况

Will be auto-erotic 将自动情色

Asphyxiation 窒息

I hate my life and it hates me back 我讨厌我的生活，是恨我回来

And my friend is black 我的朋友是黑色的

But I don't know what to call him 但我不知道该怎么称呼他

So I just call him 于是我就打电话给他

... What up, Jamal? ......怎么了，贾马尔？

Even though his name is Steve 尽管他的名字是史蒂夫

I hate my job, I hate my life 我讨厌我的工作，我讨厌我的生活

I hate my kids, I hate my wife 我恨我的孩子，我讨厌我的妻子

Jews would know I do it 犹太人会知道我这样做

Judas beat me to it 犹大打我吧

I'm slowly slipping into a solipsistic coma 我慢慢滑落到一个唯我论昏迷

And I masturbate because I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck me! 我自慰，因为我的标准是足够低，他妈的我只有一个！

   

What's funny? 有什么好笑的？

What's funny, what's funny, what's funny? 有什么好笑，有什么好笑，有什么好笑的？

What's funny, what's funny, what's funny? 有什么好笑，有什么好笑，有什么好笑的？

Funny, fu-funny 好笑的是，福搞笑

(Pop) It's a boy （ POP）是个男孩

What's funny? 有什么好笑的？

What's funny, what's funny, what's funny? 有什么好笑，有什么好笑，有什么好笑的？

What's funny, what's funny, what's funny? 有什么好笑，有什么好笑，有什么好笑的？

Funny, yeah 好笑的是，是啊

Hopefully this 希望这

(Fart) （屁）