Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record 嘿，你们这些家伙，我只是想谢谢你听备案

and I hope you had as much fun as I did and here's one last little diddy just for you. 我希望像我一样，你有尽可能多的乐趣，这里有一个最后的小老爹只为你。

I used to ride my big wheel, and sell lemonade, 以前我骑我的大轮，并出售柠檬水，

Eat popcorn with grandpa while we watched the parade 吃爆米花爷爷当我们观看了阅兵

But now I'm only happy when I'm drinking J.D. 但现在我只当我喝麦快乐

What the hell happened to me? 到底发生了什么给我？

I used to have fun throwing snowballs with my best friend Billy 我曾经有过的乐趣投掷雪球和我最好的朋友比利

And Mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly 和妈妈会让我们的可可，如果我们得到了太多寒冷

But now I only get excited when I see a girl pee 但现在我只感到兴奋，当我看到一个女孩撒尿

What the hell happened to me? 到底发生了什么给我？

I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood 我曾经是最好的孩子在附近

I only did the things that Momma said I should 我只是做的事情，妈妈说我不该

But now I just do whatever I want 但现在我只是做我想做的事情

I even whipped it out in a restaurant 我什至鞭打它在一个餐厅

I used to help clean the park in the middle of town 我曾经帮助清洁公园在城市的中间

And then played kickball til the sun went down 然后出场踢球直到太阳下山

But now all I do is get VD, 但现在我要做的就是让VD ，

What the hell happened to me? 到底发生了什么给我？

It makes no sense 这是没有意义

I can't believe I ended on me 我不能相信，我结束了我

I'm out of my gourd 我出我的葫芦

Won't somebody please, help me? 会不会有人请帮助我吗？

A do-do-do-do doo a do-do waa do-do-we-oh 一个做DO- DO-斗做一做，做WAA做 - 做我们哦

I'm kind of a wierdo 我是怎样的一个wierdo的