Check out my hair, isn't it cute 看看我的头发，是不是很可爱

I use a really expensive shampoo-oo-oo 我用一个非常昂贵的洗发水， OO- OO

we're throwing rocks, and acting tough 我们投掷石块，并强硬行动

even though we're all wearing tons of ma-akeup 尽管我们都穿着吨MA- akeup的

our manager says we have to act straight, 我们的经理说，我们必须采取行动直，

even though we're all gay! 虽然我们都是同性恋！

we're at the beach acting like we're hunting for chicks 我们在沙滩上表演一样，我们正在找小鸡

but secretly what we're looking for is some dick 但我们要寻找的秘密是什么有些家伙

shut the hell up guys and get back in THE closet, 闭嘴的家伙，回到在衣柜里，

they can't kno-o-ow that you are not hetaro 他们不能硝酸钾-O-流，你是不是hetaro

snorting bath salts and jumping in place, 吸食浴盐和地方跳，

look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face 看那个帅哥，我认为我们应该吃他的脸

get away from me you psychos I have some mace 离开我，你疯子，我有一些锏

DAMN, it blo-o-ows bet that you taste beautiful 妈的，这BLO -O- OWS打赌，你尝尝美丽

NO NO NO get lost you drugged up homos NO NO NO迷失你吸毒了候牟司

we're playing sports, so we seem straight 我们正在做运动，所以我们似乎直

our manager says that thats a girl wa-a-ay 我们的经理说，这就是一个女孩WA -A- AY

you need the gals, for record sales 你需要的女生，备案销售

so you better keep kicking that ball all damn day 所以你最好不要让踢的球都该死的一天

oh whats the point everyone can see it? 哦，什么点每个人都可以看到它？

its obvious we like penis! 其明显的我们喜欢的阴茎！

we are five gay british boys skipping in the waves 我们有五个同性恋的英国男孩在跳浪

all we want to do is watch magic mike all day 所有我们想要做的是看魔术迈克整天

lets all get into the water and masterbate 让所有进入水和masterbate

I'm gonna think bout you 我会想你的回合

I'm gonna think about you too 我约你会想太多

god dammit guys please stop being gay 神该死的家伙，请停止同性恋

ninety nine percent of your fans are straight ladies 你的粉丝99 ％是直女

if they find out your queers our sales will go away 如果他们发现你的酷儿我们的销售会消失

ok fi-i-ine we'll save it for another night OK FI- I- INE我们将它保存一个晚上

theres a girl, go and act like straight guys 那里有一个女孩，去像直人

nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah-nah nah 全息全息全息全息全息全息全息全息，全息全息

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES! 是是是是是是是！

hey girl we're supposed to act like you get us off 黑涩会美眉我们应该像你把我们关

but looking at you makes our penises go soft 但看着你让我们的阴茎走软

OH MY GOSH I THINK I SEE DAVID HASSLEHOFF! 天哪，我想我去看大卫HASSLEHOFF ！

hey there boys it's the hoff, I've been on this beach since baywatch 嘿男孩它的霍夫，我一直以来贝沃奇这个海滩

and I've been watching you all this time 我一直在看你这么长的时间

I've gotta say that your all looking mighty fine 我得说，你都在寻找强大的罚款

why don't we head back to my place and have some wine? 我们为什么不将回到我的地方，有一些酒吗？

yeah, lets go, that sounds so so magical 是的，让我们去，那听起来那么神奇

NO NO NO DO NOT GO OVER TO HIS HOME! NO NO NO不要超过他的家！

woah woah woah these boys are mine they're beautiful! 哇哇哇这些孩子是我的，他们是美丽的！