Before YouTube I walked through life, YouTube的在我走过的生活，

And now I frolic. 现在我嬉闹。

YouTube's been like a father to me, YouTube的一直像我的父亲，

Except YouTube's not an alcoholic. 除了YouTube的不是一个酒鬼。

   

Before YouTube, I was just a skinny white kid, YouTube的之前，我只是一个瘦小的白羊羔皮，

That thought he was funnier and cooler then he actually was. 这以为他是有趣和冷却器，然后他居然是。

And now... well, not much has changed but I have a shit-load of money. 而现在......嗯，没有太大的改变，但我有一个狗屎负荷的钱。

   

Cause YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. YouTube的原因是人们分享他们的想法的地方。

If by 'people' you mean 13 year old girls, 如果由“人” ，你的意思是13岁的女孩，

And by 'ideas' you mean how they love the Jonas Brothers, 这里的“想法”你的意思是他们是如何爱乔纳斯兄弟，

I'm just kidding, but let's be honest that's a hefty majority. 我只是在开玩笑，但说实话，这是一个沉重的多数。

And if you don't believe me, well, then you must be a noob. 如果你不相信我，好，那你一定是个菜鸟。

So welcome to YouTube. 所以，欢迎到YouTube 。

   

And you don't know what your missing, a-just try searching women kissing, 而你不知道你错过了什么，A只是尝试寻找女性接吻，

It's YouTube, it's just what this country's been needing, 这是YouTube上，它正是这个国家的需要了，

A generation of kids who don't waste their time reading. 这一代的孩子谁不浪费自己的时间阅读。

Am I the only one who thinks that Lisa Nova's hot, 我是唯一一个谁认为丽莎新星的热点，

And Chris Crocker's not. No... 和克里斯·克罗克不是。不...

He's hotter. 他更热。

   

Most of the best YouTubers are either Asian or they're gay, 最最好的YouTube用户的要么是亚洲或者是同性恋，

So there's an untapped YouTube celebrity and his name is George Takei. 所以这是一个尚未开发的YouTube名人，他的名字是乔治竹井。

And your favorite coat's got a doodoo stain, 和你喜欢的大衣的得到了涂涂渍，

I pray to God that that's chocolate rain. 我祈求上帝，这是巧克力雨。

And I find videos of babies laughing a bit intrusive. 我觉得宝宝笑了一下侵入的影片。

   

Because Barack Obama won the election because of YouTube. 由于奥巴马赢了，因为YouTube的选举。

Wait, did I say YouTube, I meant the black vote. 等一下，我说的YouTube ，我的意思是黑人选票。

And I think YouTube and Fred are so cool [in Fred's voice]. 我认为， YouTube和弗雷德都很爽[在弗雷德的声音。

And what the buck will be back in a Jiffy Lube, 而降压会是怎样回来捷飞络，

So welcome to YouTube, 所以，欢迎到YouTube ，

Welcome to YouTube, 欢迎使用YouTube ，

Hey, welcome to YouTube. 嘿，欢迎到YouTube。

   

I said-a listen and linger, 我说，一听流连，

Charlie the Unicorn bit my finger. 独角兽查理咬我的手指。

It's YouTube, the impact is evident, 这是YouTube的影响是显而易见的，

Miss Teen South Carolina just ran for Vice President. 妙龄小姐南卡罗来纳州只跑了副总裁。

Upload a video, you got nothing to lose, 上传的视频，你有什么可失去的，

Except all of your friends. 除非你所有的朋友。

   

And the approval of your parents. 和你父母的同意。

   

Hi, my name is Mary, and I'm 19 years old and I got drunk at a party and I think someone was videotaping it, 嗨，我的名字是Mary ，我19岁，我喝醉在一次聚会上，我觉得有人在偷拍吧，

But I don't want anyone to see it 'cause I showed half of my boob, 但我不希望任何人看到它，因为我发现我一半布布的，

(Sorry, Mary!) （对不起，玛丽！ ）

   

Welcome to YouTube. 欢迎使用YouTube 。

Say hello to YouTube, 打个招呼到YouTube ，

And say goodbye to your college scholarship. 并说再见，你的大学奖学金。

And if your video doesn't appeal to me, 如果你的视频不吸引我，

You gotta change the key-word, 你必须更改密钥字，

   

Welcome to YouTube, 欢迎使用YouTube ，

I said welcome to YouTube. 我说欢迎到YouTube 。

And it'll keep on going and it'll never stop. 它会一直下去，它永远不会停止。

No, until its privatized. 不，直到其私有化。