Welcome, welcome, 欢迎，欢迎，

I'd like to welcome you all to Webster's Laboratory 我想欢迎大家韦伯斯特的实验室

I'll be your host for the evening, 我会是你的主机的晚上，

Chris Webby if you didn't already know, 克里斯·威比，如果你还不知道，

Step right in, let me show you around real quick, 加强正确的，让我告诉你身边真正的快，

Ha, let's cook some shit up 哈，让我们煮些狗屎

(Ehhhuh ehhhuh) （ Ehhhuh ehhhuh ）

   

Yeah, yeah, 是啊，是啊，

It's that verbal visionary, criminally, literary, 那就是言语思维开阔，刑事责任，文学，

Spit it clever bitch it's Webster you can check me on the dictionary, 吐了聪明的母狗是韦伯斯特，你可以检查我的字典里，

Under author credits, I'm the author get it? 根据笔者学分，我是作者怎么做呢？

Mind sharper then a cutlass that I'll saw your head with, 介意那么清晰，我会看到你的头上有带鱼，

So authentic Donald Trump's is my apprentice, 所以，真正的唐纳德·特朗普的是我的徒弟，

Shave his fucking comb over off his head and made my exit, 剃去他妈的梳过了他的头，使我退出，

They can't see me cause me see dyslexic, 他们看不到我，因为我看到了阅读障碍，

Cooking acid tabs in my omlette during breakfast, 早餐在烹饪过程中，我omlette酸片，

Three moves in Tetris, nah, but I got a triple stack, 三个动作的俄罗斯方块，不，但我得到了三堆，

I'm talking E pills till I can't remember jack, 我说的ê丸，直到我不记得插孔，

Shit, rolling with aliens like men in black, 妈的，与男人一样的黑色的外国人滚，

Reppin' for Connecticut, run and tell Kemba that, Reppin “康涅狄格，运行和肯巴 - 讲的是，

I'm a dirty dog down to fuck your lady raw, 我是一个肮脏的狗放下，他妈的你的女人生的，

Roll a j and sour d get twisted like a crazy straw, 滚动AJ和酸奶ð得到扭曲像一个疯狂的稻草，

I'm a motherfuckin beast off the leash 我是一个他妈的野兽摆脱了束缚

Until the obituaries say that Webby is deceased, 直到讣告说，威比已去世，

Killing beats call a priest, they can't censor me, cause if they try, 杀次呼叫的牧师，他们不能审查我，因为如果他们尝试，

The whole fucking song will be a bleep, 全他妈的首歌将是一个哔哔，

I'm a chief like Squanto, skin tone blanco, 我很喜欢斯宽托，肤色布兰科首席，

Rolling on these bitches or better stash to Rondo, 笑倒这些母狗或更好的藏匿处，以朗多，

Rolling up cilantro, rolling in a Bronco, 卷起香菜，滚滚的野马，

Running people over like it's Grand Theft Auto, 跑步的人比喜欢它的侠盗，

CT to Cabo, I'm killing them with hot flow, CT擦玻璃，我杀了他们用热水流量，

Getting paid and spending more money than the lotto, easy 得到报酬和花费更多的钱比乐透，易

   

So you see, here in Webby's Lab, 所以你看，这里的威比的实验室，

I'm gonna be hitting you with a lot of samples, some industry beats, 我会被你打了很多的样品，也有业内节拍，

All cooked together with a nice topping of dope lyrics, 所有与涂料歌词不错馅料一起煮，

Oh yeah and it's free, courtesy of Datpiff, and myself of course, 哦，是的，它是免费的，礼貌Datpiff的，和我自己，当然，

The album's coming soon so buy that, but until then, enjoy this 这张专辑的即将上市所以买了，但在那之前，享受这

   

Yeah, it's that wacky highly underrated rapping Caucasian, 是的，这是古怪的高度被低估的白人说唱，

I'm not in it for the fame and the money but shit I'll take em, 我不是为了名利和金钱，而且狗屎我会带他们，

I've been waiting here patiently while others got big, 我一直在这里等待耐心，而其他大了，

Now I'm like, "Pick me coach, I'll slaughter these kids", 现在，我想， “送我的教练，我会宰这些孩子”

I'm so hungry you can hear my fucking stomach through my ribs, 我太饿了，你可以通过我的肋骨听我他妈的肚子，

Call it dibs on the title let me show em what it is, 称之为DIBS的标题让我告诉他们什么是，

I'm wrecking tracks doing shows and getting cash, huh, 我冲倒轨道做节目，获得现金，呵呵，

I'm Triple X way too big for any freshman class, 我三倍X太大了任何新生班，

It's in my repertoire, every single bar is hard, 这是我的保留节目，每一个酒吧的硬盘，

Spittin' fire like I'm the human version of Charizard, 吐口水火象我的人喷火龙版的，

Or super smash brother, make that money stack brother, 或超粉碎兄弟，让钱堆兄弟，

Stick my dick in instrumentals kill em on my last rubber, 坚持我的鸡巴在器乐杀EM对我最后的橡胶，

Motherfucker what, long as I can bust a nut all over a track 狗娘养的是什么，只要我能胸围一个螺母各地轨道

And then I'm bouncin' with a couple sluts, 然后我bouncin 一对夫妇荡妇，

Not to be derogatory but you need to drop it shorty, 为了不被贬义，但你需要的矮个子砸，

Take em panties off I'm in that ass like a suppository, 以EM内裤脱掉了我的屁股就像是栓剂，

Pop a 40 and chug until I'm puking all over the rug, 弹出一个40突突，直到我呕吐遍布地毯，

Never sober rollin' a bud, master of the multi-syllable raps, 从来没有清醒罗林一芽一叶，掌握多音节斥责的，

No one's iller in fact with a precision Reggie Miller would bet, huh, 其实没有一个人的Iller河畔有一个精确的雷吉 - 米勒打赌，呵呵，

I'm just a Looney Tune way more rude than you, 我只是一个发疯的调整方式比你更粗鲁，

And if you don't like what I'm doing, sue me dude, 如果你不喜欢我在做什么，告我哥们，

I have an ever and I'll never give an F word, 我有过，我永远不会放弃的F字，

Cooking shit up in the lab like Dexter 烹饪狗屎像德克斯特的实验室

   

So boys and girls, 6 mixtapes deep, 因此，男孩和女孩， 6混音带深，

And I still haven't lost my touch as you can see, you know, 而且我还没有失去我的触摸，你可以看到，你知道的，

I just really wanna say thank you to everyone that supported me this far, 我真的很想说声谢谢大家，支持我这么远，

I feel like it's really time to take this shit over, ninja swag bitches, 我觉得这真是时候采取这个狗屎了，忍者赃物母犬，

So again, welcome to Webster's Laboratory, and have a lovely fucking day, yeah. 如此反复，欢迎韦伯斯特的实验室，并有一个可爱他妈的一天，是的。