Aye yo, new Lonely Island, 2011 埃哟，新的孤岛， 2011

Let’s get ‘em Kiv! 让我们时间Kiv的！

Aye yo my dick don’t work, that shit is soft as a pillow 埃哟我的鸡巴不工作，那些歌是柔软的枕头

My girlie lookin’ at me like “You for real dude?” 我娘娘腔看着我像“你真正的花花公子？ ”

   

Aye yo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that! Yo tell ‘em Andy! 埃哟，抱起来，抱起来，我们得来使点劲！哟告诉他们安迪！

   

I think there might be something wrong with my dick 我觉得可能是坏了我的鸡巴

It’s like a melted stick of butter so soft that it can’t fill a rubber. 这就像黄油融化棒那么软，它可以不填橡胶。

   

Aye yo come on man, this is Lonely Island, people are countin’ on us, I gotta run all these motherfuckers myself! Whoo! 埃哟加油的人，这是孤岛，人们数对我们来说，我得跑这一切怎么就我自己！喔！

   

Aye yo I think I broke my dick in the sink 埃哟我想我打破了我的鸡巴在水槽

it’s so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin’ rugby. 它是如此之小又丑，统统砸坏和平板就像是在玩“橄榄球。

HOLD UP HOLD UP, this is serious, Kiv let ‘em know! 托起抱起来，这是严重的，让Kiv的“他们知道！

Yo for real though, I suffer from stinky dick. 哟真正虽然，我患臭家伙。

Every time I take a piss it smells just like shit. 每次我把它闻起来就像拉屎撒尿。

HAHA yeah that’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout! Andy show ‘em how it’s done! 哈哈是啊，这就是我说的回合！安迪他们点厉害瞧瞧它是如何做！

   

My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak, smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake. 我的家伙看起来像你切掉一块牛排的脂肪，被砸中像我的球去了，踩耙。

   

LONELY ISLAND! GRAMMY NOMINATED, YEA! HIT ‘EM AGAIN! 孤岛！格莱美提名，是啊！打他们了！

   

Yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp 溜溜直出我的湿漉漉的小虾仁盒

I was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick. 我是一个八岁的女孩，医生才发现我的鸡巴。

We make too much money for this shit, murder music! 我们做了太多的钱用于这个狗屎，谋杀的音乐！

I shit the bed cause my dick played a prank on my butt 我便在床上使我的鸡巴起了恶作剧的我的屁股

HIT EM! Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up.. HIT EM ！当我睡着，坚持泻药了身子蹑手蹑脚..

SUPPOSITORY MUSIC! WHATCHY’ALL KNOW ABOUT INCONTINENCE?! 栓剂的音乐！ WHATCHYALL了解尿失禁？

I got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion, JEAH! 我得到了丙型肝炎的马，但没有混乱， JEAH ！

It wasn’t from the sex it was a blood transfusion! 这是不是从性生活，这是一个输血！

WHAT?! MOTHERFUCKER GOT HORSE BLOOD! WHAT Y’ALL GOT? 什么？娘的GOT马血！什么你们都吃啥？

   

I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck 我写怪异的同人小说，其中的漫画他妈的

got CGI Garfield lickin’ Marmaduke’s nuts 得到的CGI加菲猫lickin “马默杜克的坚果

WHOO! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT! THIS IS THAT GARFIELD SEX MUSIC! NOW YA’LL JUST SHOWIN OFF! PREACH! 喔！我想看到！这是加菲猫性别的音乐！现在你们大家JUST舒折扣！宣扬！

I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump 我有叫雷吉谁住下来在转储朋友

every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch 每隔一周，我摇摆了，把他带了一些午餐

OH!! NOW THAT JUST SOUNDS NICE! 哦！现在这只是听起来不错！

IMA CALL IT RIGHT THERE, GAME OVER MOTHERFUCKERS! IMA把它在那里， GAME OVER贱人！

LONELY ISLAND, WE STARTED THIS FAKE RAP SHIT! THE WORLD NEEDS US! 孤岛上，我们开始这个假首rap ！世界需要美国！