What if the world was made of glazed doughnuts? 如果那世界是由釉面甜甜圈？

You would be like "Man, that's fuckin' sweet, I can't believe the world is made of doughnuts." 你会像“哥们，这该死的甜，我简直不敢相信世界是由甜甜圈。 ”

   

What if your hands were made of hotpockets? hotpockets的是什么，如果你的手在做？

You would be the first one to be eaten in survival situations. 您将是第一个在生存的情况下被吃掉。

   

What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur? 如果你的拇指咆哮像恐龙？

What if you peed out of your nose? 如果你撒尿了你的鼻子吗？

What if your face was shaped like Mexico, or trapezoids, or Texas and Hawaii? 如果你的脸形状像墨西哥或梯形，或得克萨斯州和夏威夷？

   

What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world, 如果世界是由其他的世界组合成一个世界，

just like the world you started with? 就像你开始与世界？

What if another world then ate the world made of doughnuts, 如果另一个世界，然后吃了世界做出甜甜圈，

making all the doughnut people pissed? 让所有的甜甜圈的人生气？

   

What if your face was made of bumblebees? 如果你的脸是大黄蜂做的？

You would be like "Dude, this really sucks, I do not want a face made out of bumblebees." 你会像“哥们，这真的很烂，我不想做了大黄蜂的脸。 ”

What if your dad was made of rainbows? 如果你的爸爸是做彩虹？

You would be like "OMG that's lame, I want a dad made out of Ninja Robots." 你会像“妈呀这是瘸腿的，我要当爸爸做忍者机器人了。 ”

   

What if your pool was filled with applesauce? 如果你的库中弥漫着苹果酱？

What if a hotdog was your tongue? 如果一个热狗是你的舌头？

What if your mouth was filled with broken glass, and fire ants, and three-meat jambalaya? 如果你的口腔中弥漫着碎玻璃，火蚁，三肉什锦饭？

   

What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate? 如果你试图建立一个大炮的射击鳄鱼，在每一个你讨厌的飞船？

And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees, ensuring that there would be no escape? 而如果这些鳄鱼可以拍摄热寻的杀人蜂，确保不会有越狱？

   

What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs? You would be like "Awww, look at the puppy dog. 如果你的房间里充满了很多很多小狗的狗？你会像“噢，看看小狗。

Wahh, come here, come here, Awww, whatch'ya doin little guy? Wahh ，来到这里，来到这里，噢， whatchya干什么的小家伙？

Whatch'ya doin? Who's the puppy dog, you're the puppy dog, he's a puppy dog, the puppy doggies!" Whatchya干什么？谁是小狗，你是小狗，他是一个小狗，小狗小狗！ “

   

Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes? 哪里松鼠在飓风走？

What if your butt was on your chest? 如果你的屁股是在你的胸部？

What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid? 如果吉他能喷射出酸奶和纳乔奶酪和纯硫酸？

   

What if the world was made of other... 如果世界是由其他的什么......