You can cut to the chase 您可以切入正题

And you know it's okay 你知道它的好

'Coz we only read the headlines “怎么把我们只读头条

We only read the headlines 我们只读头条

   

Baby, get to the point 宝贝，切入正题

And quit the foreplay 并退出前戏

We only read the headlines 我们只读头条

We only read the headlines anyways 我们只读头条反正

   

54 percent of bank robberies take place on a Friday 银行劫案的54％发生在一个星期五

Women blink nearly twice as much as men 女人眨眼近两倍的男人

Elvis never ever gave an Encore 猫王永远不会放弃的喝采

The number of wars fought between countries 争取国家之间的战争数量

That both have at least one McDonald's is zero 这两个具有至少一个麦当劳是零

   

Every 5 minutes, an area of rainforest 每5分钟，雨林面积

The size of a football field is eliminated 一个足球场的大小被淘汰

Women who read romance novels 谁读爱情小说的女性

Have sex twice as often as those who don't 做爱的两倍往往是那些谁不

   

Did you know a can of Diet Coke will float in water 你知道健怡可乐一罐在水中会漂浮

While a can of regular Coke will sink 虽然经常一罐可乐会下沉

The Muppet Show was banned from TV in Saudi Arabia 大青蛙布偶秀从电视禁止在沙特阿拉伯

Because one of its stars was a pig 由于它的明星之一是一只猪

Males on average think about sex every 7 seconds 在关于性的每7秒平均想到男性

   

More than 50 percent of the people in the world 人在世界上超过50％

Have never made or received a telephone call 从来没有打过或接过电话

Syphilis has risen 500 percent in the last six years in London 梅毒已上涨500％在伦敦过去六年

Why is it that everybody seems to get older 为什么每个人似乎都变老

Except for Cliff Richard? 除了克里夫理查德？

   

You can cut to the chase 您可以切入正题

And you know it's okay 你知道它的好

'Coz we only read the headlines “怎么把我们只读头条

We only read the headlines 我们只读头条

   

Baby, get to the point 宝贝，切入正题

And quit the foreplay 并退出前戏

We only read the headlines 我们只读头条

We only read the headlines anyways 我们只读头条反正

   

1 out of 10 girls under 20 is carrying Chlamydia 1出10名女孩20岁是携带衣原体

According to several sources, Dr. Harvey Kellogg 据一些消息人士透露，哈维博士凯洛格

Actually tried to make a cure for masturbation 其实试图使治愈手淫

When he made cornflakes 当他做了玉米片

Women are 30 percent more sexually active during a full moon 女性30％在月圆之夜更性活跃

   

Indonesia is the country with the highest scout membership 印尼是最高的球探会员国

In every single episode of Seinfeld 在宋飞的每一个情节

There's a Superman in at least one scene somewhere 有一个超人的至少一个场景的地方

If you weighed all the animals in the world 如果你在世界上称重所有动物

Hens would be 10 percent of the total weight 母鸡将是总重量的10％

   

In Minnesota, there's a law 在明尼苏达州，有一个法

Against men having sex with living fish 对有性与生活的鱼人

Jimmy Carter can read 2000 words per minute 吉米·卡特可以读取每分钟2000字

Humans and dolphins are the only species 人类和海豚是唯一的物种

That have sex for pleasure 那做爱的快感

Danny Devito is taller than Dolly Parton 丹尼·德维托比多莉·帕顿高

   

You can cut to the chase 您可以切入正题

And you know it's okay 你知道它的好

We only read the headlines 我们只读头条

We only read the headlines 我们只读头条

   

In the papers, on the news 在报纸上的新闻

Heaven heard, there's no excuse 上天听到了，没有理由

Informations everywhere 信息无处不在

All you need to know is right here 所有你需要知道的是就在这里

   

It's possible to attend your own funeral 这是可能参加自己的葬礼

Because the human brain continues to send out 因为人的大脑继续发出

Electrical wave signals for up to 37 hours following death 长达37小时后死亡的电波信号

   

We only read the headlines 我们只读头条

We only read the headlines 我们只读头条

We only read the headlines 我们只读头条

We only read the headlines 我们只读头条

   

You can cut to the chase 您可以切入正题

And you know it's okay 你知道它的好

'Coz we only read the headlines “怎么把我们只读头条

We only read the headlines 我们只读头条

   

Baby, get to the point 宝贝，切入正题

And quit the foreplay 并退出前戏

We only read the headlines 我们只读头条

We only read the headlines anyways 我们只读头条反正