We like them girls with functioning vaginas 我们喜欢的女孩与正常的阴道

Functioning vaginas 正常的阴道

Functioning vagina-ginas 正常的阴道， ginas

   

We like them girls with at least two limbs 我们喜欢的女孩至少有两肢

At least two fuckin' limbs 至少有两个该死的四肢

And one is a leg - what! 一个是一条腿 - 是什么！

   

We like them girls who can write their name 我们喜欢他们，谁可以写自己的名字的女孩

Write it on a piece of paper 把它写在纸上

They can write their name, right 他们可以写自己的名字吧

   

We like them girls with functioning vaginas 我们喜欢的女孩与正常的阴道

Functioning vaginas 正常的阴道

Functioning vagina-ginas 正常的阴道， ginas

   

I don't give a damn if a dame is ugly as sin 我不给一个该死的，如果夫人是丑陋的罪过

With a bunch of scruff on her chin 在她的下巴一堆浮渣的

And one functioning limb 一肢功能

   

She could have a hundred babies 她可以有一百个婴儿

From maybe 80 babies' daddies 也许从80婴儿的爸爸

And crazy acne 和疯狂的痘痘

I don't need a babe to make me happy 我并不需要一个宝贝，让我快乐

   

She could be a Russian with a husband 她可能是俄罗斯与丈夫

Or even my second cousin 甚至是我的第二个表弟

As long as she doesn't bust on my lovin' 只要她不会对我的爱“破灭

End of discussion 讨论结束

   

She could be dyslexic 她可能是阅读障碍

With pits that are wretched 与坑是猥琐

I'll even have sex if she's pregnant 我什至会发生性关系，如果她怀孕了

As long as her vagina ain't an arid desert 只要她的阴道是不是干旱的沙漠

(Wow) （哇）

   

We like them girls with functioning vaginas 我们喜欢的女孩与正常的阴道

Functioning vaginas 正常的阴道

Functioning vagina-ginas 正常的阴道， ginas

   

We like them girls who can eat food, eat food 我们喜欢他们，谁可以吃的食物的女生，吃的食物

Give 'em some food and they know what to do next 给他们一些吃的，他们知道下一步该怎么做

   

We like them girls that don't stab, don't stab 我们喜欢他们，不刺的女孩，不刺

Don't stab, don't stab, don't stab 不刺，不刺，不刺

   

We like them girls with functioning vaginas 我们喜欢的女孩与正常的阴道

Functioning vaginas 正常的阴道

Functioning vagina-ginas 正常的阴道， ginas

   

I need a girl 我需要一个女孩

Who can blow her nose and count her toes 谁可以吹她的鼻子和计数她的脚趾

And doesn't need help puttin' on her clothes 并且不需要在她的衣服帮助puttin

Walks on the sidewalk, not in the street 走在人行道上，而不是在大街上

Can at least get flip-flops on her feet 至少可以让触发器在她的石榴裙下

A girl that can form real words with her mouth 能够形成真正的单词，她的嘴女孩

And color inside the lines 和颜色的线内

Pass a first grade reading and math test 通过一个一年级的阅读和数学测试

Don't gotta do the best 不要得做的最好

   

She's potty trained and don't mess on the floor 她的便盆训练，不要乱在地板上

I want her to speak 我希望她能说话

[Whisper:] But less is more [花语： ]但少即是多

Know how to think 知道怎么想的

Know how to blink 懂得眨眼

Hey girl, whatcha sweatin' me for? 嘿女孩，你会怎样sweatin “我？

   

The type of girl I can take outside 女孩，我可以把外面的类型

My standards ain't that high 我的标准并不高

A girl that can make out shapes 一个女孩能辨认出形状

And knows that rain comes from the sky 而且知道山雨欲来的天空

(Yeah) （是啊）

   

We like them girls with functioning vaginas 我们喜欢的女孩与正常的阴道

Functioning vaginas 正常的阴道

Functioning vagina-ginas 正常的阴道， ginas

   

We like them girls with at least two limbs 我们喜欢的女孩至少有两肢

At least two fuckin' limbs 至少有两个该死的四肢

And one is a leg - what! 一个是一条腿 - 是什么！

   

We like them girls who can write their name 我们喜欢他们，谁可以写自己的名字的女孩

Write it on a piece of paper 把它写在纸上

They can write their name, right 他们可以写自己的名字吧

   

We like them girls with functioning vaginas 我们喜欢的女孩与正常的阴道

Functioning vaginas 正常的阴道

Functioning vagina-ginas 正常的阴道， ginas

   

Girl, you could have A.D.D. 女孩，你可以有A.D.D.

(A.D.D.) （ A.D.D. ）

But I'll date you if you know your abc's 但是，如果你知道我会和你约会的ABC的

(Hell yeah) （地狱啊）

I need a girl 我需要一个女孩

   

We like them girls with functioning vaginas 我们喜欢的女孩与正常的阴道

Functioning vaginas 正常的阴道

Functioning vagina-ginas 正常的阴道， ginas

   

We like them girls who can eat food, eat food 我们喜欢他们，谁可以吃的食物的女生，吃的食物

Give 'em some food and they know what to do next 给他们一些吃的，他们知道下一步该怎么做

   

We like them girls that don't stab, don't stab 我们喜欢他们，不刺的女孩，不刺

Don't stab, don't stab, don't stab 不刺，不刺，不刺

   

We like them girls with functioning vaginas 我们喜欢的女孩与正常的阴道

Functioning vaginas 正常的阴道

Functioning vagina-ginas 正常的阴道， ginas