I dream that one day i'll have a child 我梦想有一天，我就会有一个孩子

And that child will say to me "dad, what was war?" 那孩子对我说： “爸爸，什么是战争？ ”

But it's not going to happen 但它不会发生

   

It's a war of the sexes never get it blud 这是两性的战争永远不会得到它BLUD

I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever 我求求你学习，因为她很聪明

How attracted to you she is is partly your gab 如何吸引你，她是有部分的瞎扯

But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have 但它乘以她能怎么你有一点

   

Oi the reason girls flirt is to work out their worth 爱的理由女生调情是制定出自己的价值

Whereas men just hanker for the panky to happen 而男人只是留恋的panky发生

Retain this fact i'm hammering, this fact is gonna matter 保留这个事实，我骂，这其实是要去事

What little you think you're letting by her sly 很少有什么你觉得你被她的狡猾让

She senses you're near her and smells your desire 她感觉到你靠近她，闻你的愿望

The general rule of mine, her intellect will be higher 我的一般规则，她的智力会更高

Your task is to make her notice you fast but hanker when you don't close in after 你的任务是让她注意到你快，但留恋，当你后不关闭在

She knows she can get most dudes but she mustn't know about you 她知道她可以得到大部分的帅哥，但她一定不知道你

If you screw this all up and then lose all your cool thats when she ends up liking you as a friend 如果你搞砸这一切了，然后失去你所有的酷这就是当她最终喜欢你这样的朋友

You're not playing at hard to get 你不是在玩难挨

You're playing at not getting a hard-on yet 你玩的不是得到一个硬的还

   

It's a war of the sexes never get it blud 这是两性的战争永远不会得到它BLUD

I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever 我求求你学习，因为她很聪明

How attracted to you she is is partly your gab 如何吸引你，她是有部分的瞎扯

But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have 但它乘以她能怎么你有一点

   

And you wanna know what, listen.. 和你想知道什么，听..

   

The answer is to get close enough to her but listen the next thing you just totally blank her 答案是得到足够接近她，但听接下来的事情，你只是完全空白的她

You think i'm fucking mad don't ya but i don't shag on my own 你以为我他妈的疯了是吧，但我不想自己的僧舍

Get somewhere close to the lamb but then glance and turn to the man 得到的地方接近羊肉，但一眼，然后转来转去的人

You need to get near to the lamb but she doesn't want to feel cramped 你需要得到附近的羔羊，但她并不想感到局促

Instead of cowering up to the hostile lamb bowl up to the trusting man 而不是畏缩到敌对一碗羊肉到信任的人

It's much easier talking to him, he doesn't suspect you want anything 它更容易对他说话，他不怀疑任何你想要的

   

Just tell him something like 只要告诉他什么样

Did you know cigarette lighters were invented before matches? 你知道打火机是在比赛前发明的？

It's abc making a he break with glee 这是美国广播公司制作，他与欢乐打破

'Cos he isn't suspicious you're trying to muscle into his misses 因为他不是怀疑你想要肌肉进入他的失误

Do you know what i'm talking about that's why i'm talking about 你知道我在说什么，这就是为什么我说的

   

It's a war of the sexes never get it blud 这是两性的战争永远不会得到它BLUD

I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever 我求求你学习，因为她很聪明

How attracted to you she is is partly your gab 如何吸引你，她是有部分的瞎扯

But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have 但它乘以她能怎么你有一点

   

The woman is a highly socially-practised 这个女人是一个对社会高度，练过

Master in body language, dab-handed actress 硕士肢体语言，民建联霸道的女演员

She's calculating all the mad facts and the figures 她计算所有疯狂的事实和数字

While you're pretending to listen staring at her tits 当你假装听盯着她的乳房

   

It's a war of the sexes never get it blud 这是两性的战争永远不会得到它BLUD

I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever 我求求你学习，因为她很聪明

How attracted to you she is is partly your gab 如何吸引你，她是有部分的瞎扯

But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have 但它乘以她能怎么你有一点

   

It's a war of the sexes never get it blud 这是两性的战争永远不会得到它BLUD

I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever 我求求你学习，因为她很聪明

How attracted to you she is is partly your gab 如何吸引你，她是有部分的瞎扯

But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have 但它乘以她能怎么你有一点

   

Elementary, my dear cousin, elementary 小学，我亲爱的表妹，小学

I cannot state this enough 我不能说出这还不够

She must not clock your flop 她绝不能时钟的触发器

You can't placard your march 你不能标语牌的游行

Your threws seclude your moves 你threws seclude你的动作

Or you're colluding well weapon 或者你串通好武器

   

It's a war of the sexes never get it blud 这是两性的战争永远不会得到它BLUD

I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever 我求求你学习，因为她很聪明

How attracted to you she is is partly your gab 如何吸引你，她是有部分的瞎扯

But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have 但它乘以她能怎么你有一点

   

And remember not to get hammered either 并记得不要让任何敲定

'Cause people who get hammered don't get to nail “因为人们谁得到敲定不要钉