Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please 嘿，大家好，听好了，你的注意力，如果你请

We wanna give you a warning 我们想给你一个警告

'Cause I found out this morning 因为我发现今天早上

About a dangerous, insidious computer virus 关于危险的，阴险的电脑病毒

If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese' 如果你要得到它，电子邮件的主题， “臭奶酪”

Better off protecting your chances 更好的保护你的机会

Under no circumstances, should you open it 在任何情况下，你应该打开它

Or else it will 否则会

   

Translate your documents into Swahili 翻译您的文档转换成斯瓦希里语

Make your TV record "Gigli" 使您的电视记录“东方之子”

Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling 绝育的宠物，给你洗衣服静电吸附

Look out! 当心！

It's gonna make your computer screen freeze 这会令你的电脑屏幕冻结

Look out! 当心！

Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs 删除复活节彩蛋关你的DVD

Look out! 当心！

Erase your hard drive and your backups too 删除你的硬盘驱动器和备份过

And the hard drive of anyone related to you 和任何人的硬盘驱动器与你

   

Virus alert! 病毒警报！

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! 立即删除前，有人会受到伤害！

Forward this message on to everybody 这个消息转发到人人

   

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls 很快，很快，它将使所有的油漆剥落关闭你的墙

It'll make your keyboard all sticky 它会让你的键盘黏黏

Give your poodle a hickey 给你的狮子狗吻痕

And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney 并投资现金股票在欧洲迪斯尼

Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls 然后，它会占用你的手机，让恶作剧长途电话

It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower 它会设置时钟往后调一小时，并开始堵塞花洒

So just trash it now, or else it will 所以只是垃圾，现在，否则会

   

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie, 决定给你一个永久的wedgie ，

Legally change your name to Reggie, 在法律上改变你的名字，以猛将，

Even mess up the pH balance in your pool 即使搞砸了池中的pH值平衡

   

Look out! 当心！

It's gonna melt your face right off your skull 它会融化你的脸马上你的头盖骨

Look out! 当心！

And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull 并让你的iPod只能播放忒塔尔

Look out! 当心！

And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep 告诉你敲，敲笑话你想睡觉，而

Look out! 当心！

And make you physically attracted to sheep 让你身体吸引的羊

Look out! 当心！

Steal your identity and your credit card 窃取你的身份和你的信用卡

Look out! 当心！

Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards 你买满粉红色的紧身衣仓库

Look out! 当心！

Then cause a major rift in time and space 进而导致在时间和空间的一大裂谷

And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place 并留下了一堆小女生包装的所有的地方

That's right it's a 这是正确的这是一个

   

Virus alert! 病毒警报！

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! 立即删除前，有人会受到伤害！

Forward this message on to everybody 这个消息转发到人人

   

Virus alert! 病毒警报！

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! 立即删除前，有人会受到伤害！

Forward this message on to everybody 这个消息转发到人人

Warn all your friends, send this to everybody 警告你所有的朋友，送这个给大家

Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now 告诉大家你要知道，现在告诉大家

   

If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born 如果你被感染，你会希望你从未诞生

So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn 所以在它的电子邮件你的祖母所有的色情

Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down 关闭计算机电源，并确保它断电

Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground 在地面在一个43英尺的洞下降

Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine 彻底埋葬;岩石和巨石应该罚款

Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online! 再烧你可能已经磨损任何时候你在网上的衣服！

   

Virus alert! 病毒警报！

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! 立即删除前，有人会受到伤害！

Forward this message on to everybody 这个消息转发到人人

   

Virus alert! 病毒警报！

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! 立即删除前，有人会受到伤害！

Forward this message on to everybody 这个消息转发到人人

   

Virus alert! 病毒警报！

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! 立即删除前，有人会受到伤害！

Forward this message on to everybody 这个消息转发到人人

Warn all your friends, send this to everybody 警告你所有的朋友，送这个给大家

Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now 告诉大家你要知道，现在告诉大家

What are you waiting for? 你还在等什么呢？

Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know! 只是赶快转发给你认识的每一个人！

Hit send right now! 点击发送吧！