Playing pool and drinking beer 打台球，喝啤酒

Nothin more'n the 没什么工钱了

occasional tear 偶尔撕裂

But this man's life goes on 但是这个人的生活在继续

and he gets 而他得到

greased all over 润滑各地

from time to time 不时

At the strip joint, where we met 在脱衣舞俱乐部，在那里我们遇到了

He said 'Hi, my name is Ted 他说： “嗨，我的名字叫特德

See that one over there 看到一个在那边

That ball of thunder 雷霆的那个球

Every time she goes Vavoom, 每次她去Vavoom ，

I wiggle in my chair í扭动我的椅子

Can I buy you a beer? 我可以请你喝啤酒？

What a guy 什么一个人

   

'I've had a few myself' he said “我也曾有过一些自己” ，他说

'But I never quit when I'm ahead “但我从来没有放弃，当我向前

Too many rules and regulations 过多的规则和规例

Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors 通过闭门造车的傻瓜设计愚蠢的法律

And another thing I won't discuss is religion 还有一件事我不会讨论的是宗教

It always causes a fight 它总是导致一拼

Vavoom Vavoom

There she goes again 在那里，她又来了

'How does she do that' said Ted “她怎么做， ”泰德说：

   

And he told me 他告诉我

of those unjustices (that) 这些unjustices （即）

He had suffered in his life 他遭受了他人生

His wife and kids 他的妻子和孩子

and boss and dogs 与老板和狗

and neighbours 和邻居

Raising cain and causing strife 提高该隐和引起冲突

They were forever whining 他们永远呜呜

Bleating howling yapping screeching moaning crying 咩咩嚎叫哇哇哇尖叫呻吟哭泣

Vavoom Vavoom

He fed them well 他喂得好

He keep them warm 他御寒

   

Thing about Ted 东西约特德

he didn't really care 他并不在乎

Nothing much got in his hair 没有什么在他的头发了

and the beauty of it was 和它的美丽是

that he was right 他是对的

He was big as a truck 他是大如车

and fast as a door 和快如门

(what's that?) （那是什么？ ）

he was always right 他总是对的

   

The banjo player took a hike 班卓琴球员采取了加息

What's that song 那是什么歌

I used to like 我以前喜欢

Vavoom Vavoom

He was big as a truck 他是大如车

Fast as a door - Ted 快门 - 泰德

Ted the man our Ted 泰德的人我们的特德