I always thought my movie 我一直以为我的电影

Would be a comedy 将是一个喜剧

Not quite the tragedy that its become 没有想象中的那么它成为悲剧

More slapstick than chickflick 更多打闹比chickflick

More Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's 更多小小球童超过蒂凡尼的早餐

So, thank me at the podium 所以，感谢我在讲台上

For a lifetime of contribution 对于贡献了一生

Turn on the cameras 打开照相机

Someone cue the extras 有人线索的群众演员

Hair and makeup to the set 发型和化妆的集合

   

Because the big screen's calling 因为大屏幕的呼召

Final casting call 最终浇铸电话

Its your big shot baby your the next big star 它的大人物宝贝你的下一个大明星

On another stupid movie 在另一个愚蠢的电影

'bout a guy with a broken heart 布特带着一颗破碎的心脏一个人

Is falling apart 正在分崩离析

Your headed for the cutting room floor 您的裁剪房地板为首

And in the sequel honey 而在续集蜂蜜

I'm the guy who gets the girl 我是谁得到了女孩的家伙

   

So if you miss my movie 所以，如果你错过了我的电影

Get the DVD 获取的DVD

Check out the chemistry 退房的化学

Between you and me 你我之间

Less 'Raising Arizona' 少“抚养亚利桑那”

More 'Steel Magnolias' 更多“钢木兰”

So when you walk down that red carpet 所以，当你走在红地毯

I hope you trip and fall 我希望你绊倒

I hope someone squirts you with a watergun 我希望有人鞘你一个水枪

A super soaker filled with pee 一个超级透雨充满撒尿

   

Because the big screen's calling 因为大屏幕的呼召

Final casting call 最终浇铸电话

Its your big shot baby your the next big star 它的大人物宝贝你的下一个大明星

On another stupid movie 在另一个愚蠢的电影

About a guy with a broken heart 关于一个破碎的心脏一个人

Is falling apart 正在分崩离析

Your headed for the cutting room floor 您的裁剪房地板为首

And in the sequel honey 而在续集蜂蜜

I'm the guy who gets the girl 我是谁得到了女孩的家伙

   

All apologies 所有道歉

To Kevin Costner 凯文·科斯特纳

and that chick from monster 从怪物小鸡

Give me Adam Sandler, 给我亚当·桑德勒，

Will Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer 威尔·法瑞尔，贝鲁西，甚至瓦尔基尔默

He was funny in 'Real Genius' 他是在搞笑“真正的天才”

   

[Greg] [格雷格]

What about 'Top Gun'? 那么“壮志凌云” ？

[Jaret] [ Jaret ]

No, 'Top Gun' wasn't funny 不，“壮志凌云”是不好笑

[Greg] [格雷格]

Whatever 无论

   

Top secret was funny too 绝密是太搞笑

But he sucked as Batman 但他吸蝙蝠侠

   

Because the big screen's calling 因为大屏幕的呼召

Final casting call 最终浇铸电话

Its your big shot baby your the next big star 它的大人物宝贝你的下一个大明星

On another stupid movie 在另一个愚蠢的电影

About a guy with a broken heart 关于一个破碎的心脏一个人

Is falling apart 正在分崩离析

   

Steven Spielberg's calling and he's sending a car 史蒂芬·斯皮尔伯格的电话，他的送车

It's your big shot baby, you're the next big star 这是你的大拍的宝贝，你是下一个大明星

Of another stupid movie 另一种愚蠢的电影

About a guy with a broken heart 关于一个破碎的心脏一个人

Who's falling apart 谁的分崩离析

Your headed for the cutting room floor 您的裁剪房地板为首

But in the sequel honey 但在续集蜂蜜

I'm the guy who gets the girl 我是谁得到了女孩的家伙

   

I'm the guy that gets the girl [repeat until the end] 我认为得到了女孩的家伙[重复直到结束]

   

[BACKGROUND (repeat until the end):] [背景（重复，直到年底） ： ]

Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, BRIGHTelushi and Akroid, Chris Farley, Bill Murray in 'Stripes'. 亚当·桑德勒，威尔·法瑞尔， BRIGHTelushi和Akroid ，克里斯·法利，比尔·默里在“条纹” 。

Eddie Murphy till 90, Chris Rock and John Candy, the cast of Hollywood Knights. 艾迪·墨菲直到90 ，克里斯·洛克和约翰糖果，投好莱坞骑士。

Mike Myers, Jim Carrey and the Farelly Brothers are more my style. 麦克·梅尔斯，金·凯瑞和Farelly兄弟更是我的风格。

'Terms of Endearment' I didn't get it. “母女情深”我没有得到它。

I'd much rather shut up and smile. 我更宁愿闭嘴，微笑。