Typewriter torment, dreadful disease 打字机煎熬，可怕的疾病

Caught it the first day I touched the keys 捉住了它的第一天，我感动的钥匙

You wear down your fingers and churn out your pap 你拖垮你的手指和生产出你的子宫颈

It eats up your life like a dose of the clap 它吃了你的生活像拍剂量

Typewriter torment it tortures me still 打字机折磨它折磨了我还在

If only my doctor could see that I'm ill 如果只有我的医生可以看到我病了

Typewriter fever it harries me still 打字机发烧是哈里斯还是我

If only my doctor would give me a pill 如果只有我的医生会给我一丸

Typewriter fever gives birth to a flood 打字机发烧生下洪水

It sweeps through your body and curdles your blood 它扫过你的身体和馊掉你的血

You curse and discurse but you're damned for all time 你咒discurse但你该死的所有时间

The moment your fingers give birth to a rhyme 当你的手指生出韵

Typewriter fever it harries me still 打字机发烧是哈里斯还是我

If only my doctor would give me a pill 如果只有我的医生会给我一丸

Typewriter fever I'm worn to a stub 打字机发烧，我穿到Stub

I've dumped my Thesaurus and pulled out the plug 我甩了我的词库和拔出插头

I'm rending my ribbon and bending my spool 我在撕裂我的彩带和弯曲我的阀芯

Don't bother rewinding: I'm done with it all 不要打扰收卷：我与这一切完成

But why can't my doctor just say that I'm ill? 但是，为什么不能我的医生只是说我生病了吗？

Typewriter fever is paying his bill. 打字机发烧支付他的账单。