I never got a grip in penmanship 我从来没有在书法一握

Could never make those small l's flow 不可能让这些小L的流

Seldom found the trick to arithmetic 很少发现的把戏运算

Three plus two be faux pas 三加二来失礼

But ask for some palm trees 但要求一些棕榈树

Or tales from the South Seas 或者从南海传说

   

I never had the clout to knock one out 我从未有过的影响力，敲一出

But hitting was the name of my game 但是击球是我游戏的名字

Standing on third as the coaches conferred 站在作为教练授予第三

So close to my first claim to fame 如此接近我的第一个声名鹊起

   

Just give me the steal sign 只要给我偷的标志

And I'll make home plate mine 我会让本垒矿

And I just might turn some heads 我只是有可能使一些首长

   

Sometimes I may get a little drastic 有时，我可能会有点激烈

Sometimes I just let my feelings show 有时候，我只是让我的感情流露

Sometimes I may be a bit sarcastic 有时，我可能有点讽刺

Most times that's the way the story goes 大多数时候，这就是故事的结局

   

Now I know this Joe down in Mexico 现在，我知道这乔在墨西哥下

He went there to work on his tan 他去那里工作，他坦

For years he's been plugged into blenders and songs 多年来，他一直插到搅拌机和歌曲

They call him the Twelve Volt Man 他们称他为12伏文

   

He don't need no charge card 他不需要任何收费卡

Just give him a die-hard 只要给他一个铁杆

And he'll make sparks fly round your head 他会让火花圆你的脑袋飞

Or just ask for some palm trees 或者只是要求一些棕榈树

Or tales fromthe South Seas 或故事fromthe南海

And I'll make sparks fly round your head 我会让火花圆你的头飞

Round your head 圆你的头

In your head 在你的脑袋

In your head 在你的脑袋