[Jimmy Fallon with a British accent] [吉米·法伦与英国口音]

Hello. Hello my name is Jimmy Fallon, and welcome to the auditions for Troll 你好。你好，我的名字叫吉米Fallon ，欢迎来试镜的巨魔

Productions Inc. Remember, we're looking for a star or celebrity to sponsor our 制作公司请记住，我们正在寻找一个明星或名人赞助我们

new line of trolls dolls, in our new series of commercials. So thanks for coming. 新生产线的巨魔娃娃，在我们的新系列广告片。所以感谢你的到来。

Let's just start the auditions, uh, first up, Mr. John Travolta. 就让我们开始试镜，呃，先上去，约翰·特拉沃尔塔先生。

   

[Jimmy Fallon as John Travolta] [吉米·法伦为约翰·特拉沃尔塔]

She's like, I swear to God, I mean I can't believe you guys are trying to sell 她的样子，我向上帝发誓，我的意思是我不能相信你们是挂羊头卖狗肉

these things, right. I mean like, who does his hair? I mean like, his hair's so 这些东西，对吧。我的意思是喜欢，谁做他的头发？我的意思是一样，他的头发是如此

frizzy. I mean like, you guys can probably get some, like, anti-friz shampoo or 毛燥。我的意思是喜欢，你们也许可以得到一些，比如，抗FRIZ洗发水或

something, right? I mean, I don't know how you guys expect to sell these things 什么，对不对？我的意思是，我不知道你们怎么想到卖这些东西

looking so weird, right? [His laugh from Grease.] A-huh-huh. 看着这么奇怪，对吧？ [他的油脂笑了。 ] A-呵呵，呵呵。

   

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent] [吉米·法伦与英国口音]

Thank you, uh, next up, Cliff Calvin, the mailman from Cheers? 谢谢你，呃，下一步，悬崖卡尔文，从欢呼的邮递员？

   

[Jimmy Fallon as Cliff Clavin] [吉米·法伦的峭壁Clavin ]

Hey, thanks a lot to ya buddy. I was talking with Marty about these dolls. 嘿，非常感谢雅哥们。我跟马丁谈论这些娃娃。

Turns out, the uh, turns out the actual midget trolls were made in the 1300's, 事实证明，呃，原来巨魔是在1300年取得的实际侏儒，

by, uh, Indian chiefs looking for a story to keep their children occupied. 通过，嗯，印第安酋长寻找一个故事，让他们的孩子所占据。

These trolls are nice, but i'd rather be having a beer with Normy back at the bar. 这些巨魔是好的，但我宁愿有回在酒吧与Normy啤酒。

   

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent] [吉米·法伦与英国口音]

Thank you, Cliffy. Uh, next up, uh, comedian Jerry Seinfeld. 谢谢，陡峭。嗯，接下来，嗯，喜剧演员杰里宋飞。

   

[Jimmy Fallon as Jerry Seinfeld] [吉米·法伦的杰里宋飞]

Okay people, okay. Will ya look at these things? I mean, do you remember when 好了人，没关系。雅会看这些东西？我的意思是，你还记得

dolls used to have moving arms and legs? Am I right? He doesn't have any pants 娃娃曾经有过动胳膊和腿？是吗？他没有任何的裤子

on! What's the deal with that?! No pants! You get the doll. You don't get the 对！有什么应对的？没穿裤子！你得到的娃娃。你没有得到的

pants! 裤子！

   

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent] [吉米·法伦与英国口音]

Thank you, uh, next up, actor Nicolas Cage. 谢谢你，呃，下一步，演员尼古拉斯·凯奇。

   

[Jimmy Fallon as Nicolas Cage] [吉米·法伦作为尼古拉斯·凯奇]

Who? What? Where? 谁？什么？在哪里？

   

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent] [吉米·法伦与英国口音]

That's all I got for that one actually. Next up, uh, comedian Robin Williams. 这就是我得到的一个实际。接下来，嗯，喜剧演员罗宾·威廉姆斯。

   

[Jimmy Fallon as Robin Williams] [吉米·法伦罗宾·威廉斯]

Oh yes, troll dolls, yes. A beautiful thing, yes. It's a beautiful thing. Yes. 哦，是的，巨魔娃娃，是的。一个美丽的东西，是的。这是一个美丽的东西。是的。

Looks like Don King on Viagra, yes. Yes, suddenly the guy's at home going, 看起来像唐金伟哥，是的。是的，突然那家伙的家里去，

"What the hell's going on there?", yes. Meanwhile, there's a kid at home going, “这到底是怎么回事呢？ ” ，是的。与此同时，有一个孩子在家里去，

"Daddy, I want the Harry Potter doll!", yes. Meanwhile, the guy's at home “爸爸，我想哈利·波特娃娃！ ” ，是的。同时，那家伙的家

going, "I'm seeing the anti-Christ and it is a troll doll!", yes. Suddenly 去，“我看到了反基督，这是一个巨魔娃娃！ ” ，是的。突然，

Arnold Schwarzenegger's at home going, "Yah, I like to eat troll doll with my 阿诺德·施瓦辛格的家里去，“对阿，我最喜欢吃的巨魔娃娃我

English Muffin.", yes. Suddenly, Mr. Happy's coming out going, "Lewinski, 英式松饼“ ，是的，突然，先生开心的走出去，”莱温斯基，

Lewinski!", yes. Thank you. 莱温斯基！ “ ，是的，谢谢。

   

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent] [吉米·法伦与英国口音]

Uh, next up, next up, next up for the audtions, uh, Mr. Gilbert Gottfried. 呃，下一步，下一步，接下来的audtions ，呃，戈特弗里德·吉尔伯特先生。

   

[Jimmy Fallon as Gilbert Gottfried] [吉米·法伦吉尔伯特戈特弗里德]

What is this? What kinda kid plays with something like this? They're so weird 这是什么？这是什么样的东西像这小子玩？他们是如此怪异

looking! What kinda kid would play with something like this? I'd like to be the 看！是什么样的孩子会像这样玩吗？我想是的

voice of this. And that's not good. 这种声音。而这还不是很好。

   

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent] [吉米·法伦与英国口音]

Thank you. Last but not least, uh, Mr. Adam Sandler. 谢谢。最后但并非最不重要的，呃，亚当·桑德勒先生。

   

[Jimmy Fallon as Adam Sandler and his mother] [吉米·法伦是亚当·桑德勒和他的母亲]

[Adam:] Alright, how ya doing? Alright, this is, uh, okay. This is, uh, this is [亚当： ]好吧，雅怎么做？好吧，这就是，呃，好吧。这就是，呃，这是

me, giving a troll doll to, to my mother, okay Here we go. Uh, uh, mom, I, uh. 我给一个巨魔娃娃，我的母亲，还好在这里，我们走了。嗯，嗯，妈妈，我，嗯。

Hi. I uh, I uh, I got you a troll. [Making baby sounds] 嗨。我，呃，我，恩，我给你一个巨魔。 [制作婴儿声音]

[Mother:] What did you say? [母亲： ]你说什么？

[Adam:] I said, I, uh, I said I got you a troll. [More baby sounds] [亚当： ]我说，我，呃，我说我给你一个巨魔。 [更多婴儿的声音]

[Mother:] I can't hear you. What did you say to your poor mother? Speak up, please. [母亲]我不能听你的。那你说你可怜的母亲？说起来，请。

[Adam:] I said, I got you a troll. [亚当： ]我说，我给你一个巨魔。

[Mother:] I'm outta control? What are you saying?! [母亲： ]我失去控制？你在说什么？

[Adam:] I wish you would just take the doll and, SHUT UP! [亚当： ]我希望你只是把娃娃和，闭嘴！

   

[Crowd cheers] [众人的欢呼声]

   

[Jimmy Fallon with British accent] [吉米·法伦与英国口音]

That's enough for the trolls. Thank you very much. 这是不够的巨魔。非常感谢。

   

[Disc scratches the track out] [盘片划伤的轨道了]