Dum diti dum dang dang di dum 达姆DITI达姆当当二达姆

2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum 2流浪汉在一条小巷一瓶朗姆酒

1 bum said look Jack I'm the shit 1流浪汉说，看杰克我是狗屎

put his knees to his ears and sucked his own dick 把他的膝盖对他的耳朵和吸自己的家伙

My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue 我的妈妈疯了，我想她嗅着胶

she never liked me and I know that's true 她从来不喜欢我，我知道这是真的

Kicked me out the crib becuz I got a tattoo 踢我出了婴儿床becuz我有一个纹身

No one loves me and no one cares 没有人爱我，没有人关心

and all I ever get is funny stares 和所有我得到很有趣的凝视

I can't help it if I'm nothin but a wino 我不能帮助它，如果我是没什么，但酒鬼

so I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos 让我挂在动物园寒冷的犀牛

Stealin' bottles of booze outta A & P Stealin “瓶豪饮失控A＆P公司的

I know a girl at Denny's and I always eat free 我认识一个女孩，在丹尼的，我总是吃免费

Got the same birthdate as Thomas Crapper 得到了相同的出生日期为托马斯马斯克拉普

for Christmas I bought the old man the Clapper 圣诞节我买了老头的梆子

I'm so dapper u can call me Dan 我很短小精悍ü可以给我打电话丹

but they call me round eye when I'm chilin in Japan 但是他们给我打电话时，我麒麟在日本轮眼

Got a bad ass bitch adn she ain't no dike 有一个坏屁股婊子ADN她是不是没有堤

but fuck that ho and let me tell ya what I like 但他妈的浩，让我告诉你我喜欢

I like bean burritos from Taco Bell 我喜欢从塔可钟豆卷饼

I like trippin on acid with Dick Vitale 我喜欢践踏的酸与迪克·维塔勒

My hair ain't plastic and my clothes aren't clashin' 我的头发是不是塑料的，我的衣服都没有clashin

I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90's fashion 我写我的押韵上的90年代时尚大篷车

Took too many many trip and now I can's stop trippin 花了太多的许多旅行，现在我可以的停止践踏

my mellow D. killed a rat in the kitchen 我的圆润D.在厨房里打死一只老鼠

U think u toke tuff I'd disagree ü认为ü托克凝灰岩我不同意

nobody blows more doobs than Richard D. 没有人比吹理查德D.以上doobs

I get ill on hoes who I know ain't fertile 我得到生病的锄头谁知道是不是肥沃的

I'm a real jet setter like Cecil turtle 我是一个真正的喷气二传手像丝丝龟

I'm down with Bill Bands so Fuck Joe Glover 我下来比尔带这么他妈的乔·格洛弗

and while I'm at it muther fuck fat ass Sally Struthers 虽然我在这muther他妈的屁股莎莉斯特拉瑟斯

U look fine girl kinda undercover 倒带漂亮的姑娘有点卧底

but I can't fuck ya cuz you look like my mother 但我不能他妈的雅因为你长得像我的母亲

I said dang digee dang di dang dang 我说宕宕digee二当当

it ain't Eric Estrada or Kool and The Gang 它不是埃里克·埃斯特拉达和库尔和团伙

U know I hand in the Clem chillin on the strip 你知道我的手在克莱姆寒冷的地带

with all them mother fuckers who slang that shit 所有这些不要脸谁俚语狗屎

U know I'm a pimp hold my dick like a holster 你知道我是个拉皮条的握住我的家伙就像一个皮套

u sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster" ü唱吧“所有的女孩想要一个孩子摇滚海报”

Lifes a big joke and that's how it strikes me 静物一个天大的笑话，这就是它如何打动我

but fuck it cuz I know "Somebody up there likes me." 但他妈的因为我知道“有人在那里喜欢我。 ”

Assholes are only assholes, fo sho' 混蛋只是混蛋， FO翔