My computer thinks I'm gay 我的电脑认为我是同性恋

I threw that piece of junk away 我把那件垃圾带走

On the Champs-Elysées 在香榭丽舍大街

As I was walking home 当我走回家

   

This is my last communique 这是我最后公报

Down the supper highway 顺着公路晚餐

All that I have left to say in a single tome 所有这一切我都留在一个大部头的说

   

I got too many friends 我有太多的朋友

Too many people that I'll never meet 人太多了，我永远也不会满足

And I'll never be there for 我永远不会在那里

I'll never be there for 我永远不会在那里

'Cause I'll never be there 因为我永远不会有

   

If I could give it all away 如果我可以把它全部带走

Will it come back to me someday? 它会回来找我哪天？

Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone 就像在干草针或昂贵的石头

   

But I got a reason to declaim 但是我有一个理由朗诵

The applications are to blame 该应用程序是罪魁祸首

For all my sorrow and my pain 我所有的悲伤和痛苦

A feeling so alone 如此孤独的感觉

   

I got too many friends 我有太多的朋友

Too many people that I'll never meet 人太多了，我永远也不会满足

And I'll never be there for 我永远不会在那里

I'll never be there for 我永远不会在那里

'Cause I'll never be there 因为我永远不会有

   

Too many friends 太多的朋友

Too many people that I'll never meet 人太多了，我永远也不会满足

And I'll never be there for 我永远不会在那里

I'll never be there for 我永远不会在那里

'Cause I'll never be there 因为我永远不会有

   

My computer thinks I'm gay 我的电脑认为我是同性恋

What's the difference anyway 有什么区别呢

When all the people do all day 当所有的人做所有的一天

Is stare into a phone 被盯到手机

   

I got too many friends 我有太多的朋友

Too many people that I'll never meet 人太多了，我永远也不会满足

And I'll never be there for 我永远不会在那里

I'll never be there for 我永远不会在那里

'Cause I'll never be there 因为我永远不会有

   

Too many friends 太多的朋友

Too many people that I'll never meet 人太多了，我永远也不会满足

And I'll never be there for 我永远不会在那里

I'll never be there for 我永远不会在那里

'Cause I'll never be there 因为我永远不会有

   

I'll never be there [x4] 我永远不会在那里[ X4 ]