There’s 7 billion 46 million people on the planet 还有的七座十亿46000000人在这个星球上

And most of us have the audacity to think we matter 和我们大多数人都大言不惭地认为我们没关系

Hey, you hear the one about the comedian who croaked? 嘿，你听到一个关于谁嘶哑的喜剧演员？

Someone stabbed him in the heart, just a little poke 有人刺中了他的心脏，只是一点点戳戳

But he keeled over ‘cause he went into battle wearing chain mail made of jokes 但他倾覆，因为他上阵穿着锁子甲制成的笑话

Hey, you hear the one about the screenwriter who passed away? 嘿，你听到一个关于谁去世的编剧？

He was giving elevator pitches and the elevator got stuck halfway 他给电梯球场和电梯卡住了一半

He ended up eating smushed sandwiches they pushed through a crack in the door 他结束了吃smushed三明治，他们通过门缝推

And repeating the same crappy screenplay idea about talking dogs 'til his last day 并重复有关说话的狗，直到生命的最后一天一样蹩脚剧本的想法

Hey, you hear the one about the fisherman who passed? 嘿，你听到一个关于谁通过了渔夫？

He didn’t jump off that ledge 他没有跳楼的窗台

He just stepped out into the air and pulled the ground up towards him really fast 他刚出去到空气中，拉着地上爬起来朝他真快

Like he was pitching a line and went fishing for concrete 像他投球的线路去钓鱼混凝土

The earth is a drum and he’s hitting it on beat 地球是一个感光鼓和他在街上打它

The reason there’s smog in Los Angeles is ‘cause if we could see the stars 究其原因有烟雾在洛杉矶是因为，如果我们能看到的星星

If we could see the context of the universe in which we exist 如果我们能看到我们存在的宇宙背景

And we could see how small each one of us is ，我们可以看到小美的每个人都是

Against the vastness of what we don’t know 对什么我们不知道的浩瀚

No one would ever audition for a McDonalds commercial again 从来没有人会试镜麦当劳的商业再次

And then where would we be? 然后我们会在哪里？

No frozen dinners and no TV 无冷冻食品，没有电视

And is that a world we want to text in? 并且是一个世界，我们要在文本？

Either someone just microwaved popcorn 要么有人只是微波爆米花

Or I hear the sound of a thousand people pulling their heads out of their asses in rapid succession 或者，我听到了一万多人的声音拉他们的头了驴的快速连续

The people are hunched over in Boston 人们都在波士顿弯腰驼背

They’re starting app stores and screen printing companies in San Francisco 他们已经开始应用商店和丝网印刷公司在旧金山

They’re grinning in Los Angeles like they’ve got fishhooks in the corners of their mouth 他们笑嘻嘻的在洛杉矶就像他们已经得到了鱼钩在他们的嘴角

But don’t paint me like the good guy ‘cause every time I write 但每次我写的时候不画我像好人“的原因

I get to choose the angle that you view me and select the nicest light 我可以选择，你把我的角度，选择最好的光

You wouldn’t respect me if you heard the typewriter chatter tap tap 你不尊重我，如果你听到打字机喋喋不休的Tap Tap

Tapping through my mind at night 在我的脑海，晚上攻

The same stupid tape loop of old sitcom dialogue 老情景喜剧的对话同样愚蠢的环形吊带

And tattered memories of a girl I got to grind on in high school 和一个女孩衣衫褴褛的回忆我得磨上高中

Filed carefully on rice paper 在宣纸上仔细地整理归档

My heart is a colored pencil 我的心脏是一个彩色铅笔

But my brain is an eraser 但我的大脑是一个橡皮擦

I don’t want a real girl, I want to trace her from a catalogue 我不想要一个真正的女孩，我想从目录中找到她

Truth be told I’m unlikely to hold you down 说实话，我不太下来抱着你

Cause my soul is a crowded subway train 因为我的灵魂，是一个拥挤的地铁列车

And people keep deciding to get on the next one that rolls through town 而人们一直决定让在下一个滚动通过镇

I’m joining a false movement in San Francisco 我在旧金山参加一个假动作

I’m frowning and hunched over in Boston 我皱着眉头，在波士顿弯腰驼背

I’m smiling in Los Angeles like I’ve got fishhooks in the corners of my mouth 我微笑着在洛杉矶就像我有鱼钩在我的嘴角

And I’m celebrating on weekends 和我庆祝周末

Because there are 7 billion 47 million people on the planet 由于有7个十亿47000000人在这个星球上

And I have the audacity to think I matter 而且我大言不惭地认为我无所谓

I know it’s a lie but I prefer it to the alternative 我知道这是一个谎言，但我更喜欢它的替代

Because I’ve got a tourniquet tied at my elbow / I’ve got 因为我有绑在我的胳膊肘止血带/我有

A blunt wrap filled with compliments and I’m burnin it 钝包装充满了赞美和我燃尽它

You say to go to sleep but I been bouncing off my bedroom walls since I was hecka small 你说去睡觉，但我已反弹了我卧室的墙上，因为我是hecka小

We’re every age at once and tucked inside ourselves like Russian nesting dolls 我们每一个时代的一次，里面夹着自己像俄罗斯套娃

My mother is an 8 year old girl 我的母亲是一个8岁的女孩

My grandson is a 74 year old retiree whose kidneys just failed 我的孙子是一位74岁的退休人员，其肾脏只是失败

And that’s the glue between me and you 这就是我和你之间的胶水

That’s the screws and nails 这就是螺丝和钉子

We live in a house made of each other 我们住在取得对方的房子

And if that sounds strange that’s because it is 如果这听起来很奇怪，这是因为它是

Someone please freeze time so I can run around turning everyone’s pockets inside out 有人请冻结时间，让我可以到处跑转弯每个人的口袋里了

And remember, you didn’t see shit 请记住，你没有看到狗屎